That's the last of them. Look at us. I think we look very nice. 这里是最后一批了。瞧咱们这身。我觉得看起来挺不错的 Really? I think we look like the Olson twins. 是吗?我觉得看起来像奥尔森姐妹 Well hello, girls.
See, this is what I love, Max. The family, the tradition. 麦克斯,我就喜欢这些。家庭,传统 The lasagna with the crazy raisins. 意大利面加超多葡萄干 And those two little boys, could they have been more precious? 还有那两个
Come in here, ma. This way. 妈,快过来,这边 Don't say anything to her. Let's just get our money and get out of here. 千万别告诉她。我们拿完钱就走 Max, she should know. 麦克斯,她该知道的 You wanna ruin their day and no
You poor baby. You have a fever of 102. Just have to rest, Bubala. 你个可怜的娃。你都烧到38.9度了。乖乖休息吧,亲爱的 I'm really fine. That towel thing feels awesome. 我真的没事。这毛巾也太舒服了吧 It's a cold co
That's my boy, that's my boy, hey, Hey, ho. Oh, there he go! 瞧我兄弟,瞧我兄弟。厉害啊 That's what's up, hooker. 小爷就是这么牛逼,淫娃 First of all, you just scuffed his mother's freshly-waxed floor 首先,你刚把他妈妈
You like that? Stop. You like that? Stop it. You like that? S--that's it! 爽吗?停下。爽不爽?别撒了。爽死了吧?停...够了 Listen, hit me with one more dead president and you'll be six feet under with Biggie and Tupac. 听好,再
Thank you. So I see no Max. She still out sick? 谢谢。麦克斯没来啊。她还病着呢 It's her first night back. She should be here any minute. 她今晚刚回来上班。她马上就会到了 Did you wanna order something or wait for your bo
Max, can you watch my tables while I run to the restroom? 麦克斯,我去个厕所,你帮我盯一下 I already am. I've been watching model girl pretend she's eating for 30 minutes. 早就在盯了。我盯着那个假装吃东西的小模特30分
Okay, I've got the kosher cookbook, salt, flour, sugar, new mixing bowls, 我买了犹太洁食食谱,盐,面粉,糖,新的搅拌碗 and I stopped at the goodwill and got us two appropriately sad schmatas to wear for tomorrow. Let's start. 还去
Oh you're back. 你回来啦 We thought you ran away. 我们还以为你逃家了呢 Chestnut and I were just about to pick out 我和栗宝都准备要去收容所 another human from the shelter. 再捡个人回来养了 I had quite a day. 今天倒霉
I hope you're happy. 这下你开心了吧 I look like a cambodian stripper. 我看起来像柬埔寨的脱衣舞娘 These cost $70.43. 这花了我七十块四毛三 打工姐妹花第一季 She forced me to get tips 她逼我得做假指甲 and the
Caroline please do not take advantage of me with your horse. 卡洛琳 请你的马别再来占我便宜了 What? 什么 My trash pick up company charged me extra 垃圾清理公司现在跟我多要钱 because my dumpster is full of all your horse d
Evening hot chocolate. 晚上好 巧克力帅哥 Max we got big trouble from little China. 麦克斯 小中国惹大麻烦了 Hi Max. 你好 麦克斯 Big trouble? 大麻烦吗 There's nothing big about him. 瞧他那小样 He looks like I won him in
Okay. Next person is going to sing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry 好 下一位将演唱凯蒂佩里的《少女梦》 who is pretty now but used to have very horrible acne. 大美女凯蒂以前可是痤疮大丑女呢 This is the third Teenage Dream i
It's not that bad. 没那么糟 It's not that bad. It's not that bad. 没那么糟 真没那么糟 No. 没错 For a dentist office in the subway 地铁站里的牙科诊所 it's pretty good. 这家算是不错了 Seriously how are you not running out
One more song before we close. 在打烊前 再来一首 I sing Spice Girls' 就来首辣妹合唱团的 Aww, tell me what you want, 告诉我你想要什么 what you really really want. 你内心深处最强烈的欲望 That boy's more stiff 他歌喉
See I told you I can get this skylight open. 都说了我能撬开天窗 Turn on a light! 你倒是开灯呀 Wait till I close the closet door. 等我先把衣柜门关上 Why are the floors so bouncy? 为什么这地板这么有弹性呀 It's called
I think me and your tub are going steady. 我跟你的浴缸感情已经稳定下来了 Oh you found the jacuzzi button. 哦 你找到按摩钮了 I don't know who found who 我不知道是谁先找到谁 but we're together now. 但是我跟小缸缸坠
The Goodwill? 善心二手店 Welcome to my place! 欢迎来到我的地盘 We're shopping at the Goodwill? 你居然带我来买二手货 You led me to believe we were real shopping. 我还真以为你要带我去买好货呢 I know. 我猜到了 I
Oh awesome Strokes tee. 哇 这件鼓击乐队的T恤好赞呀 I went to this concert but I couldn't afford the shirt. 我有去那场演唱会 当时买不起这T恤 Oh we're done with me. 所以我的话题到此结束了 I went to see them on this
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