幽默笑话:尴尬的健忘症 Richer Allan was so forgetful that sometimes he forgot what he was talking about in the middle of a sentence. His wife has to constantly remind him about his appointments,his classes一even his meals.Since Allan was

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幽默笑话:葬礼 A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. 有一场刚过世的女子的葬礼正在举行。 At the end of the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, shaking

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幽默笑话:拿破仑病了 Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year,his history professor failed him in his examinations,and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However,his father

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幽默笑话:借口 Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache, he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours. He

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In an entrance examination of a conservatory,the teacher asked one boy,What is the most important physiological quality of a musician 在一次音乐学院的入学考试中,老师问一位应试的小伙子:音乐家最重要的生理素质是什

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幽默笑话:板球比赛 Teacher had set his class an essay in A Game of Cricket. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. 老师给学生出了个作文题:一场板球赛。两分钟后,西蒙?斯蒂尔交了作

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生活中常常有需要我们调节气氛的时候,怎么调呢?讲个英语笑话。如果讲不好笑话怎么办,讲个冷笑话。。今天小编就来教亲们讲冷笑话呦~ 1.Why is the letter T like an island? Because it is in the m

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A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. 一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐,就安排了一天下午去听音

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FineforParking Tell me again,

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1、Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter,

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美国家庭中的电话机一般都有留言提示功能,也就是当外人打入电话时,如果主人不在家,电话没人接,电话机会自动播送一段提示,内容通常是:抱歉,

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一些大道理并不一定只有严肃说教的方式才能让人领悟,很多时候一些随意的话语,幽默的句子就能展现人生道理。看看下面这些最具创意的英文神翻译,会心一笑的同时你却会赞叹于其中蕴

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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady

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A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.

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My husband, who drives an 18-wheeler, was halfway across a narrow bridge when his truck broke down. Placing hazard markers behind, he returned to his cab to wait for the tow truck. A few moments later

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★Marry is so stupid, she stole free pudding. 玛丽太蠢了,偷免费的布丁。 ★He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn't honorable to sleep with a married woman. 他从不跟妻子一起睡。他说跟一个已婚女人睡是不光彩

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In a relationship, sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, too. In such a scenario, it is indeed a treat to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day. 恋爱中,相处一段时间后两性吸引力渐弱,朱颜易改,如此,

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很多人担心自己的英语说的生硬、没有生气,其实英语中有许多雷人的冷笑话,只要多多积累一些雷人英语,还怕你的英语无趣吗?掌握下面这十大搞笑英语句子,你就可以瞬间变为身幽默达人

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1. Is she big-boned? 她是不是很魁梧啊? Big-bone看字面解释就知道是指骨架很粗大。这对美女(美国的女人) 来说是见怪不怪的。在电影Something about Mary中就有这一句,Is she big-boned? 那娇小的女子怎么

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