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So we know that the distance must be about eight thousand miles, as twenty-five is a little more than three times eight. 那么我们就知道从世界一面到另一面的距离肯定是大约8000英里,因为25是8的三倍多一点。 That is no
World No Tobacco Day is observed around the world on May 31 every year. It was started by the World Health Organization in 1987. It aims to highlight the dangers of smoking around the world. Another aim is to encourage people to stop smoking and thus
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window. Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise? Husband: I.
The emperors who succeeded him spent even more time at the frontiers and even less in Rome. 以后的皇帝们更频繁地逗留在边境,更少地呆在罗马。 They were true soldiers, elected by their troops and often dismissed or even killed b
集结了金牌制片、强力编导和明星卡司的《西部世界》接档《权力的游戏》,播出四集收获无数好评,让剧迷们从苍凉血腥的冰与火之歌中穿越到复古野蛮的西部世界。或许《西部世界》真的
I am the Driver The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. It's too crowded, they shouted. What do you think you are? I'm the driver, he said. 我是司机 一辆公共汽车已经相当拥挤,还
DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, You got all your homework right
The World's Greatest Swordsman At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly i
Not too Bad Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show? No, but I am encouraged, he replied. Somebody stole one. 不算太坏 你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗? 没有,但我还是受到了鼓励,他回答说,有人偷走了一幅
Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it u
The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the arm
1. I'm an office worker. 我是上班族。 2. I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3. I'm happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4. I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5. I'm glad to see you again. 很高兴再次
Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗? 妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!
Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door:Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today. A student,after reading the notice,rubbed out thec. Later Professor Laurie came along,and entering into the spirit of
Too Smart for Dad Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in? You did, admitted the boyfriend, it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed it and held the gong so it
Not Knowing Her Well Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too? Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet. 我