英文幽默笑话：精力旺盛的妻子

 Neighbor 1: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? 

　　Husband 2: It was 3 nothing. My wife 4 was a bit 5 cross, and threw my overcoat 6 out of the window. 
　　Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could 7 it make such 8 a noise? 
　　Husband: I... I happened to be inside 9 the coat. 
　　邻居：昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们出了什么事吗？ 
　　丈夫：没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。 
　　邻居：你的大衣？扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的声音？ 
　　丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面。





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1
neighbor

  
 


n.邻居；v.邻接，毗邻而居，友好


参考例句：





He has a very good neighbor.他有一个好邻居。
My new neighbor moved in last weekend.我的新邻居上周才搬来。












2
husband

  
 


n.丈夫


参考例句：





My husband just lost his job.我老公刚刚失业了。
I visited my daughter and her husband.我去看望我的女儿和女婿。












3
was

  
 


v.(is,am的过去式)是，在


参考例句：





He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。












4
wife

  
 


n.妻子，太太，老婆


参考例句：





She is my wife.她是我妻子。
He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。












5
bit

  
 


n.一点儿，少量；钻头；马嚼子；辅币，位，比特(二进位制信息单位)；v.控制


参考例句：





I'm just going out for a bit.我正打算出去一会儿。
When did you change the bit?什么时候换的钻头？












6
overcoat

  
 


n.大衣；外套


参考例句：





Do not leave off your overcoat;it is cold.不要把你的大衣脱下，天气很冷。
Although it was so cold,he went out without an overcoat.天气虽然很冷，他没有穿大衣就出去了。












7
could

  
 


v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以


参考例句：





Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？
I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。












8
such

  
 


adj.如此的，这样的；pron.这样的；adv.如此地


参考例句：





He is such a man.他是这样一个人。
He spent all his money,he is such a fool.他这样傻，花光了所有的钱。












9
inside

  
 


n.内部，内脏，内幕；adj.内部的，秘密的，户内的；prep.在...之内


参考例句：





Two minutes later we were inside the taxi.两分钟以后我们已经坐在出租车里面了。
He will be back inside two days.他将在两天内回来。