英文小幽默（4）

时间对猪的意义 time to pig One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their li

英文小幽默（2）

欺骗的代价 The Revenge Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife:

大学英语四级词汇 038

horizontal a.水平的，地平线的 horn n.角，触角；号角，喇叭；角状物；警报器 horrible a.可怕的，恐怖的；讨厌的，糟透的 horror n.恐怖，战栗；讨厌的人 horse n.马 horsepower n.马力 hospital n.医院 hos

有声英文阅读-世界中的世界

Worlds within Worlds First of all let us consider the earth (that is to say, the world) as a planet revolving round the sun. The earth is one of mine planets which move in orbit round the sun. These n

英文幽默笑话：巧合

Coincidence A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. What a terrible voice! he said. Do you know who she is? Yes, was the answer. She is my wife. Oh, I beg your pardon. The man said, Of course her

英文幽默笑话：一个发怒妻子的祈祷

A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. I pray to

城里来的傻瓜

生活因为有了有了幽默才更加地丰富多彩和有趣，今天小编给大家带来一个英语幽默，保证让你既学到知识又愉悦了心情。 Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost. Pulling over nex

英文幽默故事：The Fragrance

This Short Story The Fragrance is quite interesting to all the people. Enjoy reading this story. In a small town lived a wealthy merchant. He was very kind and charitable. He had a son, who had unfortunately fallen into a bad company. Many times the

父亲节英语作文：我的爸爸

If someone asks me who affects me most in my life, I will definitely tell him or her that the person should be no one else but my father. As a matter of fact, I have been much affected by father's humor, kindness, enterprise, strong will ever since I

世界小史 第88期:世界的另一端

And now let us go to the opposite end of the world. 现在让我们来到世界的另一端， To India and then to China, so that we can find out what was going on in these vast lands at the time of the Persian wars. 来到印度，然后去中国，这

英文幽默笑话：节食族

Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department, but when we returned, we couldn't find her. Thinking she might be in the fitting r

怎样成为一个幽默的人?

【原文】 The story goes that a certain court jester went too far one day and insulted his king. The king became so infuriated he sentenced the jester to be executed. His court prayed upon the king to have mercy for thes man who had served him wel

三人同舟

Three Men in a Boat Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the

英文幽默笑话：日复一日

A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up. He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the same student day after day. Out of respect, the student wouldn

TED演讲视频:走向简单的本质

简单：见到即被理解。但是，它确切地是指什么？在这个幽默而又富含哲理的演讲中，George Whitesides找到了一个答案。

英文幽默笑话：是哪两个词？

What Are The Two Words？ A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter．My dear， said the old lady，I wish you would do something for me．I wish you would promise me never to use two words．One islousyand the other isswell．

英文幽默笑话：她要买什么？

A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer．No，maam， we haven't had any for a while， and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon． Horrified，the manager came runningover to the customer and said，Of course， we'll have somesoon， W

英文幽默笑话：不是我的错

It's Not My Fault Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling. 不是我的错 妈妈（正教训她的女儿）：你不该拽猫的尾巴。 女儿：妈，

英文幽默笑话：三个乞丐

King Guaire walked amid his court The palaceyard and riverside And there to three old beggars said， You that have wandered far and wide Can ravel out what's in my head． Do men who least desire get most， Or get the most who most desire？ A begg

英文幽默笑话：新生儿

The New Baby Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child． Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much，so he was not delighted about the news that there