英文幽默笑话：是哪两个词？
英语课
What Are The Two Words？
A very nice old lady had 1 a few 2 words to say to her granddaughter 3．My dear， said 4 the old lady，I wish you would 5 do something for me．I wish you would promise 6 me never to use two words．One is‘lousy’and the other is‘swell’．Would you promise me that？
Why，sure，Granny，said the girl．What are the two words？
是哪两个词？
一个非常高贵的老夫人有几句话要对她的孙女说。我亲爱的，老夫人说：我希望你能帮我一个忙。我要你答应永远不要用两个词。一个是‘讨厌的’，另一个是‘极好的’。你能答应我吗？
噢，当然，奶奶。女孩说：是哪两个词？
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had
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
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few
adj.很少的，不多的，少数的；int.少数的
参考例句：
There are few woods in that area.那个地区几乎没有森林。
I have a few questions.我有些问题要问你。
3
granddaughter
n.孙女，外孙女
参考例句：
You're a wonderful granddaughter.真是个好孙女。
His granddaughter works in medicine.他的孙女是医学行业的。
4
said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
5
would
aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会
参考例句：
Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？
Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？
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promise
n.诺言，约定，希望；v.允诺，约定，预示
参考例句：
I didn't make any promise.我没有作出任何承诺。
His promise is a big lie.他的许诺是大谎言。
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
- I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
- The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
adj.很少的，不多的，少数的；int.少数的
- There are few woods in that area.那个地区几乎没有森林。
- I have a few questions.我有些问题要问你。
n.孙女，外孙女
- You're a wonderful granddaughter.真是个好孙女。
- His granddaughter works in medicine.他的孙女是医学行业的。
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
- He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
- He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会
- Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？
- Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？
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