英文幽默笑话：她要买什么？

 A store 1 manager 2 heard a clerk 3 tell a customer 4．No，ma’am， we haven't had 5 any for a while 6， and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon． Horrified，the manager came 7 runningover to the customer and said 8，Of course 9， we'll have somesoon， We placed an order 10 last week． Then the manager drewthe clerk aside：Never， never， never say we are out of anythingsay we've got 11 it on order and it's coming． Now whatwas it she wanted？ 

　　Rain． said the clerk． 
　　一个商店经理听见一个店员对顾客说：不，夫人，这会儿没有，一时半会儿看来也不会有。经理惊恐万分地跑到顾客跟前说：当然，马上就会有的。我们上周订了货。然后经理把店员拉到一边：千万，千万，千万不要说我们没有什么说我们已经订了货，货马上就到。现在你说她要买什么？ 
　　雨，店员说。 





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1
store

  
 


n.商店，贮藏，仓库；v.储存，贮藏，供给


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The shoe store is across from the bank.鞋店在银行对面。
Some food won't store.有些食物不能贮存。












2
manager

  
 


n.经理；负责人


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The manager believes in him.经理信任他。
In our company the manager has the last word.在我们公司经理有最后决定权。












3
clerk

  
 


n.(银行、办公室、商店等)办事员


参考例句：





He is a bank clerk.他是一位银行职员。
Are you a clerk here?你是这儿的店员吗？












4
customer

  
 


n.顾客，主顾；家伙


参考例句：





The customer is always right.顾客永远是正确的。
I visited the customer yesterday.我昨天去拜访客户了。












5
had

  
 


vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有


参考例句：





I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。












6
while

  
 


conj.当…的时候；而；虽然；尽管 n.一会儿


参考例句：





In a short while,the cat ate up the fish.不久，那只猫便将鱼吃个精光。
He teaches English in the school all the while.他一直在这所学校里教英语。












7
came

  
 


v.动词come的过去式


参考例句：





I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里，我很惊奇。
The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。












8
said

  
 


v.动词say的过去式、过去分词


参考例句：





He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。












9
course

  
 


n.课程，讲座，过程，路线，一道(菜)


参考例句：





The college course was then cut to three years.大学学制那时缩短到三年。
Of course,I don't always sleep in the afternoons.当然，我并不总是在下午睡觉。












10
order

  
 


n.订单；命令；n.顺序，整齐；勋章；阶级，决议；vt.命令； 调整；定购


参考例句：





His desk is always in order.他的书桌上总是整整齐齐的。
You pay for it at the time you order it.订购时就得付款。












11
got

  
 


v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白


参考例句：





I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。
I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。