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Chapter 2 The World Is Round, for I've Been Round It 第2章 世界是圆的,我围着它绕了一圈 Did you ever run away from home? 你曾离家出走过吗?我有过,有一次在我比你还小的时候。 I didonce upon a timewhen I was yo
讽刺作家Tom Rielly在TED2006大会上进行了一次顽皮的恶搞,解构100美元笔记本电脑,北极熊的悲惨境况,和那些不止一次地提到自己在哈佛工作的人。请看Tom 和Al Gore(美国前副总统)之间的特别瞬
凯文布莱尔并不像一个抑郁的小孩:他是篮球队队长,参加各种派对,幽默并且自信。但它讲述的是有一个晚上他认识到拯救他自己的人生,他需要的只是说四个字。
Humor Mother:Susie,every time you misbehave,I get another gray hair. Susie:Gosh,mom,you must have been a terror.Just look at Grandma. 幽 默 母亲:苏茜,每次你表现不好,我就多长一根白头发。 苏茜:天哪,妈
Two Soldiers Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill? Bill said, Yes, I have, and he gave them to him. Then George said, Now I ha
A recent eHarmony study found that a sense of humor is the number one Must Have that both men and women are looking for in a partner。 在线交友网站电子和谐最新的一项调查发现,人们在找对象时第一要求就是对方必须有幽
在职场上打拼经常需要赞美别人几句,人家给你提供了帮助后,除了感谢也得来几句赞美吧 1. You look great today.你今天看上去很棒。每天都可以用! 2. You did a good job.你干得非常好。国际最通用
世界问候日,学习地道英语问候 世界问候日(World Hello Day)开始于1973年11月21日,为促进埃及和以色列之间的和平(当时正值第四次中东战争期间),来自澳大利亚的姆可马克与米切尔兄弟两
Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town. Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb. Accordinglyhe was prepared for burial. The hearse was an old ramshacklecountry wagon.
What a world of pathos in this: A barren room, illkempt children, a worn out patient wife, a dissolute husband, and weak. Mary, you ought to have married a better man. John, I did. 一个何等沮丧的情景:空荡荡的屋子,脏兮兮的孩子,
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: Anyone knows the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. What, what? reasked the instructor. H to O, explained the chemistry expert. 生化战
A Silly Father Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face. Hearing that, Mr. White became very angry. And then he suddenly boxed his own ears heavily and said
A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He thr
Tolerance Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, I'll never make way for a fool. But I wil
Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?
cultivated 有教养的 His mother was an elegant, cultivated woman. 他的母亲是一位端庄文雅的女性。 I like Mike. He is cultivated and humorous. 我喜欢麦克,他很有教养,很幽默。
The Name of a Poet Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today. It works like this, she said.Suppose you wanted tore member the name of a poetRobert Burns,for instance.She told us to thi