时间:2019-02-18 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

 A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up. He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the same student day after day. Out of respect, the student wouldn't point this out to him. 


  After being called on four days in a row, a student named Goldberg asked advice from his friends. The next day when the teacher said Goldberg, translate and explain, Goldberg replied, Goldberg is absent today . 
  All right, said the teacher. YOU translate and explain. 
  一位老师对所讲课文总是非常投入,从不抬头。他常让一个学生来翻译和解释,并且----不自觉地----他常日复一日地叫同一个学生。出于尊敬,学生并不给他指出这一点。 
  一个叫古德伯格的学生,在被一连叫了四天之后,向他的朋友寻求建议。第二天,这位教师又说:古德伯格,翻译并解释。古德伯格回答说:古德伯格今天缺席。 
  那好吧,教师说,那就你来翻译并解释。

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