时间:2019-02-18 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

 A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up. He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the same student day after day. Out of respect, the student wouldn't point this out to him. 


  After being called on four days in a row, a student named Goldberg asked advice from his friends. The next day when the teacher said Goldberg, translate and explain, Goldberg replied, Goldberg is absent today . 
  All right, said the teacher. YOU translate and explain. 
  一位老师对所讲课文总是非常投入,从不抬头。他常让一个学生来翻译和解释,并且----不自觉地----他常日复一日地叫同一个学生。出于尊敬,学生并不给他指出这一点。 
  一个叫古德伯格的学生,在被一连叫了四天之后,向他的朋友寻求建议。第二天,这位教师又说:古德伯格,翻译并解释。古德伯格回答说:古德伯格今天缺席。 
  那好吧,教师说,那就你来翻译并解释。

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学英语单词
agreed submission of case
base lead inductance
Bassini's operation
because of you
binding handle
bivalent hydroearbon radical
black background
boatlifts
brush out
camber box
cesium-ion engine
CHARC
churchwide
colloid theory of dyeing
critical-period
cross tool carriage
crystalline indice
deterioration of business condition
distribution of holdings
drop type switchboard
Eucken, Rudolph Christoph
excess subscript
executed agreement
factory air
fair deal
fare thee well
field-programmable read-only storage
five element theory
frequency-response analyzer
Fullerphone
gallweys
general-purpose airplane
genus lecanopteriss
guac
haverstock
heteralius
high speed synchroniser
high-risk item
high-speed steel end mill
hitching bar
indirect-cycle boiling-water reactor
insulin-dependent diabetes mellituss
interphase polycondensation
intersertion
iseropus himalayensis
lambs to the slaughter
latex canal
low'r
magnetometer sensor
maternal age effect
meganopteron poshihi
memory protect no operation
Mid-Cap Fund
middle priced stock
mildew-proofing finishing agent
moulded mica
multi-link chain
neophilia
neothoracaphis depressa
Net radio
number of equivalent labels
oecist
onychiums
Pan-Asianism
pardosa jambaruensis
pass someone by
phenyl-hosphenylic acid
phyllosticta solani
poacket welting machine
prepresbyopia
proportional sensitivity
protamine(s)
pulse dial
refined oil mixture
remeue
rhetoric
rossby waves
round die
saddle-sore
sample and hold amplifier
scatomancy
selftesting
sensitive segment
sighting potential
sine integral function
splice insulation
Standard de Stat
stone walling
strenuositys
sublimbic fissure
symmetric type of vibration
Tamiops
Taraxacum suavissimum
tasteless
teigitur
thick wall chamber
traction wire
transistorized airborne digital computer
transportation expenses
treaty on Antarctica
Wiman-Valiron method
yield valve