英文小幽默（5）
英语课
我把丈夫变成了百万富翁
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire 1."
"And what was he before you married 2 him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire."
“我把丈夫变成了一个百万富翁。”一个女人告诉她的朋友。
“那他结婚前是什么样的呢？”朋友问。
“那时他是个千万富翁。”
一还是二 One or Two?
One or Two?
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.
顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？
服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。
那就更糟了 Much Worse
Much Worse
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed 3 of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
中文：
警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？
男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
注释：
1、shout for help：呼救
2、rob of：抢劫
1 millionaire
n.百万富翁，大富豪
- The millionaire put up a lot of money for the church.这位百万富翁为教会捐了许多钱。
- She wants to marry a millionaire.她想嫁给一位有钱人。