时间:2019-02-25 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

 Rope or Ox 1


  The man in the prison 2 asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home. 
  But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home! 
  I told you I had bad luck, didn't I? the man sighed 3, The trouble is that I didn't notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope. 
  绳子还是公牛? 
  在监狱里,一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来。新来的犯人回答说:我想我真是倒霉。几天前我在街上走的时候,看到一根脏绳子,以为没人要了,便捡起来带了回家。 
  但是,捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊! 
  我告诉过你我倒霉了吧?那个人叹了口气,麻烦的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛。 

n.牛;公牛
  • He drove the ox hard.他使劲地赶牛。
  • He is as strong as an ox.他体壮如牛。
n.监狱(禁);拘留所
  • They put him in a prison.他们将他逮捕入狱。
  • If you go on like this you will be put into prison. 你这样下去会进监狱的。
v.叹气,叹息( sigh的过去式和过去分词 );悲鸣;叹着气说;叹息道
  • He sighed deeply at the thought. 想到这里,他深深叹了口气。
  • She sighed with relief when she heard the good news. 听到这个好消息时,她宽慰地舒了口气。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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