"你很蠢"的种种幽默表达
英语课
★Marry is so stupid, she stole free pudding.
玛丽太蠢了，偷免费的布丁。
★He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn't honorable 1 to sleep with a married woman.
他从不跟妻子一起睡。他说跟一个已婚女人睡是不光彩的事。
★She couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
我让她猜两次，她还是猜不出电梯去哪个方向。
★He has no equal in debate. Everyone else is better.
在辩论中他没有对手。所有其它人都比他厉害。
★If i need a brain transplant 2, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
如果我需要移植大脑，就选你的，因为我想要一个从没用过的脑。
★When she want to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
她本要坐44路车的，但她坐了两次22路来代替。
★He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
他给我发的传真上竟然贴着邮票。
★Mike is so stupid, he thinks the Internet is used to catch fish with.
迈克太蠢了，他认为因特网是用来捕鱼的。
★He asked me, " what's the number for 911? "
她问我：“911我电话号码是多少？”
★I would ask you how old you are, but i know you can't count that high.
我想问你多大了，但我知道你数不到那么大的数。
★Can you take off your hat？I want to give an example of concrete 3.
可以把你的帽子摘下来吗？我想借你来举一个混凝土的例子，用你的头举例子。
adj.光荣的，荣誉的；可敬的，高尚的
- I don't think I am worthy of such an honorable title.这样的光荣称号，我可担当不起。
- These businessmen are both competitive and honorable.这些商人既有竞争性又很诚实。
n.移植的器官或植物；v.使迁移，使移居
- Some plants do not transplant well.有些植物不宜移植。
- Several of the patients had received kidney transplant.病人中有几位已接受了肾移植手术。
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