幽默笑话:守护天使 A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: 有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音: Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. 停!站住不

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幽默笑话:上帝造人 A man was wandering around in a field , thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her, 有名男子在田野里徘徊,心里想着他的老婆对他有多么好,他多么幸运拥有她

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幽默笑话:求职 Applying for my first job,I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training,I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I go

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幽默笑话:学地理 Misha is a pupil in Grade 5 and has just begun studying geography. One day after supper, Misha's father asked Do you like geography,Misha? 米沙是小学五年级的学生,刚开始学地理。一天晚饭后,他爸爸问他

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幽默笑话:好心帮忙 Creighton was going along a square when he saw a little boy trying to reach the knocker of a large house. 当克莱顿教授沿着一个广场走着的时候,他看见一个小家伙正试图抓住一所大房子的门环。

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幽默笑话:心存好意 One day a boy came to his teacher and said:Teacher,my dad wants to know if you like roasted pork. 一天有个男孩去对他老师说:老师,我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。 I certainly do,said the teache

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幽默笑话:写作文 One day in class,the teacher assigned his students to write a compositionIf I Am a Manager. 一天,在作文课上,老师给同学们布置了一篇作文,题目是假如我是个经理。 All the students began to writ

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幽默笑话:难分胜负 Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher Mr. Black,Excuse me for my coming late,sir. I watched a football match in my dream. 迈克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:对不起,我迟到了,老师。我梦

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幽默笑话:睡前祷告 Julia was saying her bedtime prayers.Please God,she said,Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly. 朱丽叶在做睡前祷告。上帝啊,她说道,让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。

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幽默笑话:太阳和月亮 Tom and his classmate,Jerry,are talking about the sun and the moon. Jerry asks,Which of them is more useful? 汤姆和他的同学杰瑞正在讨论太阳和月亮的话题。杰瑞问:它们中哪一个更有用? T

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幽默寓于笑话之中,它是笑话的精料,智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体,一个成功的笑话能流传千古,听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜,拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的两则英语幽默,希望能让大

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Be good for nothing A little boy says to his mother,

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For our 10th anniversary my wife and I vacationed in Hawaii, where we went snorkeling. After an hour in the water everyone got back on the boat, except for one beautiful young woman and me. As I conti

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第一则:聪明的儿子 One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn't write address and addressee's name on the envelope. After the son comes back, the father asks him: Yo

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1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 我的心肝,我的挚爱,我美丽的贤妻, Marrying you has screwed up my life。 我这辈子就毁在你手里。 2. I see your face when I am dreaming。 你的容颜依稀入梦境, That's wh

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A Great Man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 一名伟人 老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?

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Sunset Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country. 日落 父亲:这幅《日落》是我女儿画的,你知道,她曾在

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Young hopeful:Father,what is a traitor in politics? Father(a veteran politician):A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one. Young hopeful:Well then,what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yo

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The Right Leg Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair? Soph.(meekly):The right leg,sir. 右腿 学监

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