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I was about to pull up my trousers,an old ingrained habit.Going by 50 years. 我正打算把裤子提上来 是个老习惯了 都有50多年了 Before you sit down,you pull up your trousers.You can't do it in these kinds of Jeans. 坐下之前 提一下
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So much to talk about.This is apropos of nothing.You know I love gadgets. 有很多可聊 这有点突如其来 你知道我喜欢小玩意 Keep my eye open for gadgets all the time. 我经常到处找新鲜玩意 There's a really need children's toy
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Conan,a guy in a headset is telling me to say my line. 柯南 一个戴耳机的家伙让我说台词 Ok,I can't help you.I don't know your line.Come on,man. 我帮不了你 我又不知道你什么台词 得了 伙计 You got help me.Ok,fine.What wa
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Don't care about your kids,huh?，I got two，Alright. 你是不怎么关心你家的孩子吧 我有俩呢 好吧 iPhone users,this is in the news, iphone users are reporting that 新闻报道 iPhone用户报道称 Siri will correct them if they try
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That is a nice reaction.So nice. 好热烈的反应啊 太棒了 It keeps getting nicer.It just keeps building. 简直越来越热烈了 不断升温啊 You should just get out now.Cause this just gonna...Good night, everyone. 你还是赶紧出去吧
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Somebody went oop.But no,it's... 有人欢呼 不是的 是 you're the kind of guy that like，you are not uncomfortable like being naked, you know? 你是那种 你不介意裸体吗 Well, it depends on the setting.Sometimes it's, I think it's super
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That's weird,ok.So now you're in this movie and who is in it with you?Oprah Winfrey,yes. 真奇怪 好吧 你现在出演了这部电影 演员还有 奥普拉温弗里 是啊 Did you mom,you know,did you take her on the set of Selma?Did she meet Opr
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It's April 15th.It's tax day.My audience doesn't care.They don't play their taxes.Bunch of hippies. 已经4月15日了 报税日 观众们才不在乎呢 他们都不缴税的 一群嬉皮士 It's April 15th,it's tax day and fun fact of this year,the
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In a recent interview,Michelle Obama said that the secret service taught Malia how to drive. 最近的一次采访中 米歇尔奥巴马说特勤局教会了玛莉娅开车 In exchange，Malia taught the secret service how to throw a party when her p
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A new study came out that claims muscular men make the worst boyfriends. 一项新研究表明 肌肉男是最差劲的男朋友 Come to think of it,I was kind of a jerk back in the day.It's true. 仔细想想 我当年挺浑的 真的 Why is that fu
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You just watched a comedy sketch about secure internet transactions.Brought to you by paypal. 你刚刚看到了一段关于网上支付安全的喜剧短片 由贝宝赞助播出 Paypal,spending made safer and spending made faster. 贝宝 支付更安
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I like it.You feel like all of the popcorn popped and there's more kernels at the end. 我喜欢这种感觉 好像以为爆米花都崩开了 然后又出现了几声响 I call them woo kernels.Yeah,they're covering up for the awkward silence. 这叫欢
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As you know,ladies and gentlemen,buzz feed,buzz feed,that's a big deal,it publishes hundreds of lists every single day. 大家知道 消息网 消息网每天会发布上百个榜单 But coming up with all these lists is a lot of pressure. 担心想出
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I love this story. 我喜欢这则故事 A Nebraska man was arrested after police found a container of marijuana in his car labeled Not weed. 一名内布拉斯加男子被捕 因为警察在他车里发现一箱大麻 上面写着 不是大麻 The m
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Cause you got in trouble in public once for annoying people. 你曾因为整人而在公众场合惹上了麻烦 You went to.well,I got it back basically.It backfired. 基本上是我遭到了报复 反被人整 That was birthday party I had a few ye
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There you are.Yep. 你在那里 对 So everybody knows what a bear is. 大家都知道什么是熊男 It is a big,you know,it as a big hair man.yeah. 就是毛发浓密的健壮男性 对 Who gay people want to have sex with. 同性恋者想跟他睡觉
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Thank you so much.I appreciate that.Good to be here. 非常感谢 谢谢 能来这里我很高兴 I just learned you can set a google alert to your own name. 我刚了解 你可以对自己的名字设置谷歌提醒 And google will e-mail you all th
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We are back.I'm sitting here with the legendary Dick Van Dyke. 欢迎回来 我身边这位是传奇人物迪克范戴克 You had a bit of a scare,a while ago. 你一段时间之前受了点惊吓 Not too long ago you were driving your jaguar right h
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This must be your first TV show.It's exciting for you.Fantastic. 你们是第一次上电视节目吧 这么激动 太棒了 The great people who are definitely not sick of us yet. 这些人肯定还没厌烦我们呢 That takes up to six minutes,And
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You look good,you look good,Cedric.Thank you man,I like it. 你看起来很棒 赛德里克 谢谢 老兄 我喜欢 I can't get away,if I wear a hat like that,someone would knock it off my head. 我就不行 如果我戴那样的帽子 别人会从我头
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