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经典双语笑话 第28期:结局好的就是好

All's Well That Ends Well 结局好的就是好 Three rather deaf friends met on a street corner. 三个重听很严重的朋友在街角碰面。 Windy today, isn't it? said the first. 今天风好大，不是吗?第一个说。 No, it's Thursday, s

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经典双语笑话 第24期:第二个童年期

Unit 6 Is This What They Mean by Second Childhood? 第六课 老年是人生的第二个童年期吗? An old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying. 一位老人看见一个小男孩坐在路旁号啕大哭。 What's the matter, little boy?

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经典双语笑话 第20期:一位了不起的天才

A Remarkable Talent 一位了不起的天才 Did you know I could tell time by the piano? asked one friend of another. 你相信我可以由钢琴知道现在几点钟吗?一位老兄向他的朋友问道。 You're kidding, replied his companion dubi

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英语笑话听力+文本：找零

【生词预览】 attach附加，bill钞票，change零钱 【笑话原文】 Change A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students al

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英语笑话听力+文本：每一根都点燃了

【生词预览】 match火柴，strike点燃，vain徒劳的 【笑话原文】 Each Match Lit There was a man who cared more for money than anything else. One day he sent his son to buy a box of matches, and told the boy he must see that each match

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英语笑话听力+文本：参观养鸡场

【生词预览】 pupil学生，incubator孵化基地，beforehand之前 【笑话原文】 Visiting a Chicken Farm One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, a chick just got out of its e

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英语笑话听力+文本：数数你的肋骨

【生词预览】 suspicious怀疑的，poke戳，rib肋骨 【笑话原文】 Counting Your Ribs Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. Youre running around with o

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英语笑话听力+文本：安全起见

【生词预览】 foyer门厅、休息室，step on踩到 【笑话原文】 To be on the Safe Side In a cinema, during a performance, one of the audiences gets up, making his way along the row of seats and going out into the foyer. A few minutes la

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英语笑话听力+文本：两个苹果

【生词预览】 tuck大口地吃，cor老天爷， 【笑话原文】 Two Apples Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry handed over the small one to his little sister an

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英语笑话听力+文本：不是亲眼所见

【生词预览】 admire欣赏，tribal部落的，eagle鹰，warrior勇士 【笑话原文】 Not An Eye Witness Visiting the National Museum of the American Indian in Washington, D.C, I was admiring a beautiful tribal elder headdress decorated wit

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英语笑话听力+文本：他被解雇了吗

【生词预览】 scheme计划，random任意的，strike up开始（谈话），reprimand训斥 【笑话原文】 Was He Fired? A co-worker had a unique scheme to meet women. Hed call a random number. If a man picked up, he apologized for dialing

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英语笑话听力+文本：急需一辆新车

【生词预览】 dealership代理／经销，figure认为，lousy恶劣的，jovially愉快地 【笑话原文】 Want A New Car Real Bad Snow was falling heavily the day I decided to visit a car dealership. I was confident Id get a great deal, fig

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英语笑话听力+文本：马有什么毛病吗？

【生词预览】 ad广告，saddle马鞍，birdle缰绳，inadvertently粗心大意地，comma逗号，Erroneously错误地 【笑话原文】 What's wrong with your horse? After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper

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英语笑话听力+文本：在湖里

【生词预览】 carburetor化油器，offensively冒犯地，definitely确实 【笑话原文】 In the Lake My wife came home yesterday and said, Honey, the car wont start, but I know what the problem is. I asked her what it was, and she told me

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英语笑话听力+文本：对历史不很了解

【生词预览】 detect查明、测出，mental智力的，deficiency缺陷、不足，confess承认 【笑话原文】 Dont Know Much about History Would you mind telling me, Doctor, Bob asked, how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who ap

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英语笑话听力+文本：也许真管用(maybe it works)

[00:11.27]Maybe it works 也许真管用！ [00:21.85]词汇扫描 [00:25.55]Speech course 演讲课 [00:29.05]Honor 纪念 [00:32.59]Patience 耐心 [00:36.18]Remind 提醒 [00:39.66]Reinforce 加强 [00:43.64]英文原文 [00:45.31]During the colle

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英语笑话听力+文本：Height, Not Length是高度,不是长度

[00:39.12]height 高度 [00:43.33]length 长度 [00:47.42]mathematician 数学家 [00:52.35]be required to do something 被要求做某事 [00:58.34]measuring tape 卷尺 [01:04.45]A team of mathematicians were required [01:06.76]to measure the heigh

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英语笑话听力+文本：Modern chivalry现代骑士精神

[00:23.83]fare 费用 [00:26.35]downpour 暴雨 [00:29.86]puddle 水洼 [00:33.13]destination 目的地 [00:36.67]chivalry 骑士精神 [00:40.38]英文原文 [00:42.74]Sitting in his cab waiting for a fare, my friend's husband, William, [00:46.78]wa

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英语笑话听力+文本：Leave the color把颜色留下

[00:24.73]local 当地的 [00:27.77]one-time fee 一次性付费 [00:32.14]disconnecting 中断 [00:36.11]object to 反对 [00:39.69]calmly 平静地 [00:43.22]英文原文 [00:44.72]Years ago, people rented phones from the local telephone company [0

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英语笑话听力+文本：Snow sled 雪撬

[00:07.38]Listen and Share [00:10.59]Snow sled 雪撬 [00:30.76]词汇扫描 [00:34.62]snowfall 降雪, 降雪量 [00:38.78]refrain 节制, 避免, 制止 [00:43.67]institution 机构、协会、学院等 [00:48.92]sterile 无细菌的；消毒的 [0

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