Max, can you watch my tables while I run to the restroom? 麦克斯,我去个厕所,你帮我盯一下 I already am. I've been watching model girl pretend she's eating for 30 minutes. 早就在盯了。我盯着那个假装吃东西的小模特30分
Okay, I've got the kosher cookbook, salt, flour, sugar, new mixing bowls, 我买了犹太洁食食谱,盐,面粉,糖,新的搅拌碗 and I stopped at the goodwill and got us two appropriately sad schmatas to wear for tomorrow. Let's start. 还去
Oh you're back. 你回来啦 We thought you ran away. 我们还以为你逃家了呢 Chestnut and I were just about to pick out 我和栗宝都准备要去收容所 another human from the shelter. 再捡个人回来养了 I had quite a day. 今天倒霉
I hope you're happy. 这下你开心了吧 I look like a cambodian stripper. 我看起来像柬埔寨的脱衣舞娘 These cost $70.43. 这花了我七十块四毛三 打工姐妹花第一季 She forced me to get tips 她逼我得做假指甲 and the
Caroline please do not take advantage of me with your horse. 卡洛琳 请你的马别再来占我便宜了 What? 什么 My trash pick up company charged me extra 垃圾清理公司现在跟我多要钱 because my dumpster is full of all your horse d
Evening hot chocolate. 晚上好 巧克力帅哥 Max we got big trouble from little China. 麦克斯 小中国惹大麻烦了 Hi Max. 你好 麦克斯 Big trouble? 大麻烦吗 There's nothing big about him. 瞧他那小样 He looks like I won him in
Okay. Next person is going to sing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry 好 下一位将演唱凯蒂佩里的《少女梦》 who is pretty now but used to have very horrible acne. 大美女凯蒂以前可是痤疮大丑女呢 This is the third Teenage Dream i
It's not that bad. 没那么糟 It's not that bad. It's not that bad. 没那么糟 真没那么糟 No. 没错 For a dentist office in the subway 地铁站里的牙科诊所 it's pretty good. 这家算是不错了 Seriously how are you not running out
One more song before we close. 在打烊前 再来一首 I sing Spice Girls' 就来首辣妹合唱团的 Aww, tell me what you want, 告诉我你想要什么 what you really really want. 你内心深处最强烈的欲望 That boy's more stiff 他歌喉
See I told you I can get this skylight open. 都说了我能撬开天窗 Turn on a light! 你倒是开灯呀 Wait till I close the closet door. 等我先把衣柜门关上 Why are the floors so bouncy? 为什么这地板这么有弹性呀 It's called
I think me and your tub are going steady. 我跟你的浴缸感情已经稳定下来了 Oh you found the jacuzzi button. 哦 你找到按摩钮了 I don't know who found who 我不知道是谁先找到谁 but we're together now. 但是我跟小缸缸坠
The Goodwill? 善心二手店 Welcome to my place! 欢迎来到我的地盘 We're shopping at the Goodwill? 你居然带我来买二手货 You led me to believe we were real shopping. 我还真以为你要带我去买好货呢 I know. 我猜到了 I
Oh awesome Strokes tee. 哇 这件鼓击乐队的T恤好赞呀 I went to this concert but I couldn't afford the shirt. 我有去那场演唱会 当时买不起这T恤 Oh we're done with me. 所以我的话题到此结束了 I went to see them on this
Hey Chestnut. 嘿 栗宝 Hot as a mother right? 体温高得就跟孕妇一样 对吧 Better right? 好点了吗 打工姐妹花第一季 So hot so take off all your clothes 适宜宽衣解带 I am gettin' so hot 浑身热血沸腾 I'm gonna take my
Those are not extensions bitch! 我这秀发可是天生的 贱货 Are you still laughing 'cause it wasn't funny. 你怎么还在笑 这事一点都不好笑 It was so funny. It was like Looney Tunes funny. 太好笑了 你比兔八哥卡通还逗呢
Hey dude. 伙计 It's about that time? 是不是时间到啦 Let me get the pooper scooper. 让我先拿上便便铲 All right. Let's do this. 好咧 出征吧 麦克斯街区遛马 Let me ask you something. 我问你件事 How is it that you a horse
That was like watching someone club a baby seal. 刚才就像看人拿木棒打爆小海豹一样 Why wouldn't you just say yes to his friend request? 干嘛不加他好友啊 Because I never check Facebook why would I? 因为我从来不上脸书 加了
Sophie, this is so generous of you to offer to buy us dresses for the gala, 苏菲,感谢你慷慨解囊,愿意帮我们买晚宴穿的裙子。 but as much as my shoes love being back in their place of birth... 不过尽管我的鞋子很开心能
Okay, what if we just send Martha an E-mail, 这样吧,我们给她发封电邮如何 so we're not just standing in her office, begging some receptionist? 这样就不用去到她办公楼,求前台放我们进去了 That won't do anything. Yes,
Okay, Caroline, I'm gonna tell you something, and I don't want you to react. 卡洛琳,我要跟你说件事,但我不想你做出过激反应。 I knew you were gonna get pregnant. Damn it! 我就知道你的肚子会被人搞大,靠! All ri
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