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【生词预览】 alley小巷，predict预言 【笑话原文】 Told You So On my way to deliver a computer to a customer, I saw a handwritten sign at the entrance of an alley. It read, Blocked! Can not pass! Difficult to turn back. I continued any
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【生词预览】 bodyguard保镖，pistol手枪，evaluate评估 【笑话原文】 Hire A Bodygaurd When my new job required me to transport valuables, I decided I needed a gun for protection. Since I knew next to nothing about firearms, I joined
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【生词预览】 roaster供烤食的食物（土豆、鸡等），butcher肉贩，counter柜台 【笑话原文】 Ill Take All Three When a woman requested a whole roaster at the market, the butcher didnt let on that the bird was the last one. Do
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【生词预览】 can桶，haul运送，trash垃圾 【笑话原文】 The Garbage Can Is the Garbage Ive been hauling trash for years, so when the sign Garbage appeared on trash can, I replaced it with my own note, After 20 years on the job, I know
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【生词预览】 tardiness拖延，unacceptable不可接受的 【笑话原文】 Is There Another Door? Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was una
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【生词预览】 roast烤制的，send over发送 【笑话原文】 Got Well One day a boy came to his teacher and said，Teacher, my father wants to know if you like roast pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very
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【生词预览】 matron主妇，antique古董，shade色度／色调，eccentric古怪的 【笑话原文】 I Painted the Vase A wealthy matron was so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decided to have her bedroom painted the same color as
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【生词预览】 violent猛烈的，thunderstorm雷暴，tuck给?盖被子，tremor颤抖，sissy胆小鬼 【笑话原文】 A Big Sissy One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about
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【生词预览】 rural农村的，concession stand小吃摊，purchase购买，grin咧嘴笑 【笑话原文】 We Have Sound Now For the first time in many years, an old man travelled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying
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【生词预览】 secondhand二手的，bazaar义卖市场，prospective预期的，paperback平装本，triumphant得以洋洋的 【笑话原文】 Keep the Change Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospe
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E-mail 电子邮件 A man left for a vacation to Jamaica. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail message. Unable to find the scrap of pape
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That's the difference 这就是区别所在 A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, retu
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If Life Were Like A Computer 假如生活是一台电脑 You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjust
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How did I do? 我干得怎么样？ A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a s
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It worked 有效 Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and tol
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Want a day off 想请一天假 Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.We're sho
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[00:07.18]Listen and Share [00:10.34]Super power line 超级电线 [00:25.47]词汇扫描 [00:29.34]blackout ['bl?kaut] 断电 [00:32.81]ferry ['feri] 轮渡 [00:35.40]inquire [in'kwai?] 询问 [00:38.74]plug [pl?g] 塞入 [00:41.10]英文原文 [00:
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Annual performance review [00:07.30]Listen and Share [00:10.72]Annual performance review 年度绩效评审 [00:24.36]词汇扫描 [00:28.58]aggressive [?'gresiv] 积极的 [00:31.60]annual ['?nju?l] 每年的 [00:34.88]overbearing [??uv?'b??ri?] 专横
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Can't make it work [00:07.30]Listen and Share [00:10.44]Can't make it work 不能上班 [00:21.56]词汇扫描 [00:24.78]construction [k?n'str?k??n] 建筑现场 [00:28.68]crew [kru:] 工作队 [00:31.10]英文原文 [00:33.08]One of the workers on m
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[00:15.08]Get closer to the sun, 离太阳近一点 [00:27.35]词汇扫描 [00:31.00]charter ['t?ɑ:t?] 包租 [00:33.60]overboard ['?uv?b?:d] 从船上落入水中 [00:38.07]英文原文 [00:39.71]Tourists ask a lot of questions as we travel [00:42.
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