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英语笑话：School Jokes

The mother says to her daughter, Did you enjoy your first at school? The daughter answers, First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow? Principal: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：I'll Change My Name 我会改一个名字

At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace! he wailed. What if the neighbors find out? I'll change my name, the comic-to-be volunteered. Change your

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Thinking Back 回忆

We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our widowed mother's 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister said, Of course, we were bound to be poor because we wer

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：Industrial Spy 产业间谍

IndustrialSpy Tenmenappliedforajobasanindustrialspy. Theinterviewergaveeachmanasealedenvelope. Theywereorderedtodeliverittothefifthfloor. Onemansecretlydisobeyedandopenedhisenvelope. Itread ， You'retherightpersonforthisjob.Reporttothepersonneldepar

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Donkey 驴子

Whatcanapersonsaytocomplimentadonkey? Hey,niceass! Notes: 1.Whatcanapersonsaytocomlimentadonkey? 可以用什么样的语言来称赞一头驴呢？ complimemt 是指一种社交上的赞词、恭维的。但是如果太过分的话，就变成了巴结

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：哪个女人

【生词预览】 callout 大喊 【笑话原文】 Whichwoman? OneeveningIdrovemyhusband'scartotheshoppingmall.Onmyreturn,Inoticedthathowdustytheoutsideofhiscarwasandcleaneditupabit.WhenIfinallyenteredthehouse,Icalledout. Thewomanwholovesyouthemost

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Peep 偷看

Aconcernedteachersaid ， IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. Astudentmurmuredtoanother,Wehopeyoudon'teither! Notes: 1.Aconcernedteachersaid ， IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. 一位老师担心地说：希望不要

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：本性难移

【生词预览】 tightfisted 吝啬的， stingy 小气的， Yama 阎罗王， escort 护送 【笑话原文】 TightfistedTilltheEnd Whenaverymiserlymannicknamedthestingyghostdiedandwenttohell,theYamaKingreproachedhim,saying,Youstingyghost!Whenyo

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：Headache 头痛

Headache A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? We're an endangered species. Notes: 1. A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? 一只公熊猫对他妻子说：你说你头疼是什么意思

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：The Greatest Detective 最伟大的侦探

The Greatest Detective A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? His father replied, Know her say, I married her! Notes: 1. A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? 一

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：the last doughnut 最后一个甜圈

the last doughnut Do you know which two people at a nudist colony are the most popular? The first one is the guy who can carry a glass of cola in each hand and a dozen doughnuts. The second one is the girl who can eat the last doughnut. Notes: 1. Do

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：fifty bucks 五十元

fifty bucks Tom asked Sam，Can you lend me fifty bucks? I only have forty，Sam replied. Tom said, Give me the forty and you can owe me ten. Notes: 1. Tom asked Sam，Can you lend me fifty bucks? 汤姆问山姆：你可以借我50元钱吗？ lend指

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：mailed photo 邮寄照片

mailed photo A motorist received a picture of his car speeding and a $100 speeding ticket. He sent the police station a picture of $100. The police responded with another mailed photo: handcuffs. Notes: 1. A motorist received a picture of his car spe

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：scorecard 记分卡

scorecard I used to play golf with a guy that cheated all the time. I remember once he had a hole-in-one and wrote down zero on his scorecard! Notes: 1. I used to play golf with a guy that cheated all the time. 我以前经常和一个老是作弊的家

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：Mozart 莫扎特

a tooth pulled A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. The man said, I want a tooth pulled. We're in a big hurry, so forget about any pain killers. The dentist said，You're very brave. Which tooth is it? The man said to his wife, Show him y

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：Whose Fault谁的错

Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercises, surely your mother will blame you! Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I'll blame her, because it was she that did my homework instead. 老师：贝蒂，你作业中出了这么多错，你妈妈一定会

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：When Was Rome Built? 罗马是什么时候建成的?

Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher : Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. 教师：罗马是什么时候建成的？ 汤姆：夜里。 教师：谁跟你这么说的？ 汤姆：是您。您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：Good place for smoking吸烟的好地方

[00:14.98]Good place for smoking 吸烟的好地方 [00:24.14]词汇扫描 [00:28.81]knack [n?k] 诀窍 [00:32.21]go one better 更胜一筹 [00:36.20]designated ['dezigneitid] 指定的 [00:40.80]英文原文 [00:42.60]Some people have a knack for r

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Ethics: Coming Soon道德(规程):即将推出

[00:28.68]impose [im'p?uz] 强加 [00:32.13]relieve [ri'li:v] 减轻 [00:35.90]ethic ['eik] 道德规范 [00:39.90]英文原文 [00:41.23]As a new federal employee, [00:43.13]I felt a combination of excitement and anxiety [00:46.61]about meeting the

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：St Peter's question(圣彼德的问题)

Three men, a doctor, an accountant [00:25.69]and a lawyer are dead [00:27.61]and they appear in front of St Peter. [00:30.37]St Peter tells them [00:31.83]that they have to answer one question [00:33.74]in order to get to Heaven. [00:35.66]He looks a

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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