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And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ? 你在哪里遇到你太太呢? Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time. 两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子。 After the barbers had finished, 理发师刮完他
经典双语笑话
How Sweet! 喔，真是恩爱的一对! Two women friends were having tea. 两个女人正在喝茶， Said one to the other, 其中一位对另一位说道： I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... 我已经花了一个礼拜找我的律师
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Home Sweet Home 还是家里好 A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa. 一位外科医生刚从非洲狩猎回来。 How did it go? asked his colleagues. 这次打猎顺利吗?同僚问道。 Oh , it was very disappointing, replied the surgeon. 喔
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Play Now Pay Later 先享受后付款 Jack the playboy had explored every corner of the world and dallied with many women, 花花公子杰克喜欢到世界各地探险，和许多妓女风流， but in Hong Kong he finally encountered a professional
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Age has it's advantages 老马识途 A young vice president of a bank had embezzled $200,000 and squandered it at the race track. 一位年轻的银行副总裁挪用了二十万美金的公款，并悉数浪费在赛马上。 The bank examiners were
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NO Sweat! 不费吹灰之力 There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it sputtered over the Andes: 一架正飞越安第斯山脉的小飞机上坐着四名乘客： a businessman, an inventor, a priest and a laid -back budget traveller. 一
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Keep Your Head 头脑要保持冷静! A young man was working in the produce section of a grocery store when a customer asked him for half a head of cabbage. 有一个年轻人在一家杂货店的农产部门工作，一天一位顾客要向他买半颗
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Getting into His Work 专注于工作 The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession. 一位神父非常关切教区内一位年轻美丽的教友幸福
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Learning to Share 学习共同分享 Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, 强尼把一块派一分为二， kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister. 把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。 Hey, said
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Oh，good job 哦，你做的真好 Moe, Larry, and Curly were wandering in the Arabian desert when they were captured by a band of ferocious Bedouin. 莫伊。赖利和卷毛三个傻瓜走在阿拉伯沙漠中时，一群残暴的贝都因人把他们
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Now That Hurts 我的牙齿好痛喔! The world's cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed, 一个非常吝啬的守财奴终于去牙科看牙齿。 Well, sir, said the dentist, 先生，牙医说道， I'm afraid you've wait
经典双语笑话
【生词预览】 effectiveness效用，dealer商人，watch-dog监察人员， 【笑话原文】 The Effectiveness of Advertisement Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
【生词预览】 inspector检查员，cordially热情地，windmill风车，compartment车厢，eyelid眼皮 【笑话原文】 German Visit A man decided to visit his brother who was stationed in Germany. He assumed that most Germans would speak E
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
【生词预览】 minister牧师，illustrate阐述，pipe用嗓子尖声说话 【笑话原文】 What's His Number? Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
【生词预览】 spoil宠溺，dote on溺爱，tantrum发脾气 【笑话原文】 But the Teacher Cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled .His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anyth
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
【生词预览】 clerk售货员，tape卷尺，plasma 等离子 【笑话原文】 A Small Trick All I wanted was to pay for some batteries, but none of the clerks in the electronics store seemed interested in helping me. I got an idea, and pulled
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【生词预览】 cardboard纸板，creation作品，bet确信 【笑话原文】 Translation not Found I returned from Russia after living there nearly two years. My sister decided to surprise me by creating welcome home signs in Russian. She went
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【生词预览】 hearing aid助听器，supervisor负责人，parcel包裹 【笑话原文】 Hearing Aid A woman rushed into the post office and wanted to see the supervisor. I asked, Whats the trouble? I went out this morning, she began, and when
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
【生词预览】 conservatory音乐院校，physiological生理的，nonsense胡说 【笑话原文】 An Entrance Examination In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, the teacher asked one of the boys, What is the most important phys
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
【生词预览】 idyllic质朴宜人的，spot场所，grimly生气地 【笑话原文】 A Complaint Some people always have something to complain about. I stayed in a beautiful hotel right on the beach in Californiaan idyllic spot, you would thin
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