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Neighbor: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college? Father: I hope so. He certainly can't make a living by kissing girls! 邻居：您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗？ 父亲：我希望这样--他当然
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A neighbor told us about a trip he took with his two-and-a-half -year-old son. It was the first time the father and the boy had been away by themselves. The first night they spent in a hotel, the father moved his bed close to the boy's and when they
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【生词预览】 test测试，list列出，sternly严厉地 【笑话原文】 My Dream Job I found a dream jobtesting computer games. My first day at work I was listing testing plans in an Excel program when my manager walked by. He looked at my s
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【生词预览】 hire雇用， personnel主管人事的，discover发现，imagination想象力 【笑话原文】 Somebody with Imagination Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is
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【生词预览】 male雄性的，female雌性的，crab 螃蟹，sideways从一侧，immediately马上 【笑话原文】 I Cant Let Him Get Away A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight ins
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【生词预览】 turtle 乌龟，sorrowfully悲伤地，tissue paper卫生纸、面巾纸，burial ceremony葬礼 【笑话原文】 Can I kill it？ Mommy, my turtle is dead, little Jack sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her i
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【生词预览】 appliance store 家用电器商店，blonde 金发碧眼女人，dye 染色， disguise 化妆／假扮，frustrated 沮丧的，exclaim （由于痛苦、愤怒）呼喊 【笑话原文】 We Don't Sell to Blondes A blonde went to
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【生词预览】 carpenter木匠，evidence证据，witness目击，idiot白痴，measure测量 【笑话原文】 I Measured It A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the ac
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Pa won't like it 爸爸会不高兴的 It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. Hey Willis!! the farmer yelled, Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the
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Poisonous snakes 毒蛇 A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, Dad，are we poisonous snakes? The father replies proudly, Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son? Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!! 一个
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Parking Expenses 停车费 A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security fo
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A dumb boy 笨小孩 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then call
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Wrong Way 错误方向 As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, Fred, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 94. Please be carefu
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[00:41.52]A listener called the disc jockey on the air at our radio station [00:44.83]to ask about the upcoming lunar eclipse. [00:47.66]The eclipse can be seen at 1:30 in the morning, the DJ told her. [00:51.28]That late? the listener snapped. [00:5
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[00:25.49]Land 获得 [00:29.80]Spreadsheet 电子表格程序 [00:34.11]Catch 逮住 [00:38.26]英文原文 [00:40.14]Finally, after years of testing business software, [00:43.31]I landed my dream job -- trying out computer games. [00:46.26]My first
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[00:25.41]Percussion 敲击 [00:29.15]Rehearsal 排练 [00:33.48]Dumb 呆傻 [00:37.30]Conductor 指挥 [00:42.07]英文原文 [00:43.24]I was percussion major when I was in college, [00:46.08]and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra, [00:48.4
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Corporate manager quotes [00:07.27]Listen and Share [00:10.64]Corporate manager quotes 公司经理语录 [00:22.11]词汇扫描 [00:25.63]memorable ['mem?r?bl] 值得纪念的 [00:29.22]quote [kw?ut] 引语 [00:32.07]mediocrity [?mi:di'?kriti] 普通
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[00:07.50]Listen and Share [00:10.15]Dress accordingly 看情况穿衣 [00:21.94]词汇扫描 [00:25.78]facilities [f?'silitis] 设施 [00:28.87]due to [dju:] [tu] 由于 [00:31.74]accordingly [?'k?:di?li] 有依据地 [00:34.73]英文原文 [00:36.6
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[00:13.79]Captain's recording [00:15.83]机长的录音 [00:18.83]This is your captain speaking. [00:21.61]On behalf of my crew... [00:23.91]I'd like to welcome you aboard [00:26.03]British Airways flight 602 [00:29.70]from New York to London. [00:32
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[00:19.82]Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. [00:23.50]Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife [00:27.40]by endearing terms, [00:29.06]calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. [00:34.17]Bernie looked at Morr
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