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Unit3 A lessons in finance 第三节 财政学的一课 Smith was the manager of a construction company and was taking bids on a new project. 史密斯是一家建设公司的经理，他正负责一个新工程的招标案。 The first bidder was a
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Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don't know. Teacher: Correct. 教师：吉米，学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么？ 吉米：不知道 教师：很对。
英文笑话
Alice 和Monica正在促膝谈心，这可是很罕见的。 Alice问：你认为你最大的缺点是什么？ Monica说：我不得不承认我最大的缺点是虚荣。有时候我坐在镜子前面就只是欣赏自己的脸。 Alice说：那不要
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A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5
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Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher abou
趣味英语
Put Yourself in My Place 设身处地替人想一想 Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse, 某一农场上，老妈要老爸去修理茅房。 Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom. 老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。
经典双语笑话
[00:25.23]divert 攺道 [00:28.12]approach 接近 [00:31.13]be familiar with 熟悉 [00:35.09]英文原文 [00:36.92]Stormy weather diverted our Dallas-bound flight to another airport. [00:40.53]As we approached the runway, the pilot came on the inte
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[00:24.95]under his belt 带着（经验） [00:29.30]dash 打碎 [00:33.29]sympathize 同情 [00:36.63]英文原文 [00:38.21]With several years of Army National Guard duty under his belt, [00:42.02]my roommate applied for officer training. [00:44.2
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[00:25.76]offshore 海面的 [00:29.80]derrick barge 吊杆起重驳船 [00:35.57]decompression chamber 减压舱 [00:40.79]suit 衣服 [00:45.22]英文原文 [00:46.77]As a commercial diver in the offshore oil fields of the Gulf of Mexico, [00:50.52
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[00:17.80]That's Creative 有创意 [00:25.63]词汇扫描 [00:29.75]have a word with 与商谈 [00:34.44]tardiness ['tɑ:dinis] 缓慢 [00:37.75]unacceptable ['?n?k'sept?bl] 无法接受的 [00:41.99]英文原文 [00:43.43]Being the office superviso
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[00:28.86]landed ['l?ndid] 获取 [00:32.04]covet ['k?vit] 垂涎 [00:35.17]celebrate ['selibreit] 庆祝 [00:38.50]urgent ['?:d??nt] 紧急的 [00:41.34]英文原文 [00:44.24]After my wife landed a coveted job offer from DHL, [00:48.29]we went out
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[00:29.07]pro [pr?u] 熟手 [00:31.96]英文原文 [00:33.92]There I was, my first day On the Job as a receptionist, [00:37.23]handling one phone call after another like an old pro, [00:40.87]when an employee stopped by my desk. [00:43.39]Have you ev
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[00:14.05]Five Hundred Times [00:15.50]五百遍 [00:17.47]In the traffic court [00:18.29]of a large mid-western city, [00:20.54]a young lady [00:21.58]was brought before the judge [00:23.14]to answer a ticket [00:24.48]given her [00:25.30]for drivin
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[00:15.33]I hung him up to dry [00:17.32]我把他吊起来让他晾干 [00:20.62]Jim and Mary were both patients [00:22.66]in a Mental Hospital. [00:24.32]One day while they were walking [00:26.10]by the hospital swimming pool, [00:27.93]Jim suddenl
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One day a girl brings home her boyfriend [00:25.52]and tells her father she wants to marry him. [00:28.60]After talking to him for a while, [00:31.22]he tells his daughter she can't do it [00:33.67]because he's her half brother. [00:36.69]The same pr
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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: Anyone knows the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. What, what? reasked the instructor. H to O, explained the chemistry expert. 生化战
趣味英语
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
Neighbor: What's your daughter going to be when she graduates? Mother: An old lady! 邻居：你女儿大学毕业后要做什么？ 母亲：老太婆。
英文笑话