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英文笑话：A Thank-you Letter 感谢信

Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you? Yes, Mum. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing very loud. 你是在按照我说的给爷爷写信感谢他吗？ 是的，妈妈。 你的字好象写得太大了。 嗯，爷爷的耳朵不好，

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：I'll Carry You Down 我会把您背下去

My 15-year-old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. Don't you feel well, Mom? he asked with concern. No, I don't， I said. Well, don't you worry about dinner, he reassured me. I'll carry you down to the stove. 我十五岁的儿子连跑带颠

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Something I Didn't Do 我没做的事

Mother: What are you crying for? Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I didn't do. Mother: Something you didn't do? What was it? Tommy: M-m-my lessons. 妈妈：你哭什么？ 汤米：老师为了一件我没做的事把我留下了。 妈妈：一件你没做的事？什么事？ 汤米

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：向你的烦恼说再见

Unit1 Gets your troubles goodbye 第一节 向你的烦恼说再见 A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. 一位犹太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列队进入天国之门。 Said the Jew to St. Peter, 6

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Guess 猜测

Aguywascarryingaboxwhenhemethisfriend. Hesaid ， GuesshowmanycakesIhaveinthisbox. Headded,GuesscorrectlyandI'llgiveyoubothofthem! Notes: 1.Aguywascarryingaboxwhenhemethisfriend. 一个男人遇到他朋友时正巧拿着一个盒子。 2.Hesaid ，

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：他真是个大人物

【生词预览】 maintenance 维修， cemetery 墓地 【笑话原文】 HeIsReallySomebody --Myunclehas1000menunderhim. --Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo? --Amaintenancemaninacemetery. 【中文译文】 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(44) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Jokes - 4 English Riddles

Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast? A: Lunch and supper. Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have? A: Baby tigers. Q: Why is the number six afraid? A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine) Q: How many legs does an a

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：drink coffee 喝咖啡

drink coffee One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right eye hurts a lot. What do you suggest I do? The doctor replied, Just take the spoon out of your cup. Notes: 1. One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：Essay 作文

Teacher had set his class an essay A Game of Cricket. After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: Rain stopped play.. 老师给学生出了作文题：一场板球赛。两分钟后，西蒙斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了，

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：I Didn't Notice It 我没看到它

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other. 妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Give Me a Dollar 给我一块钱

Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。 父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语幽默笑话：从没听过这么冷的笑话！

生活中常常有需要我们调节气氛的时候，怎么调呢？讲个英语笑话。如果讲不好笑话怎么办，讲个冷笑话。。今天小编就来教亲们讲冷笑话呦～ 1.Why is the letter T like an island? Because it is in the m

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

老师与学生对话时候闹出来的笑话

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! 2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文笑话【5】

ONLY A FEW WORDS At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English.

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：Chicken soup 鸡汤

Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, I don't like chicken soup, bring something else. The hospital worker said, It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it. Regardless, the patient refused to ea

发表于:2019-01-21 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

经典双语笑话 第1期:向你的烦恼说再见

Where Do You keep Yours ? 你的东西放到哪儿去了? The famous but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. 一位上了年纪的著名医生正在各病房做例行巡视，一位年轻的实习医生跟着他。

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

经典双语笑话 第7期:爱护动物

Be kind to animals 爱护动物 The owner of the hamburger stand was rather surprised to see a man walk in with three iguanas, 有个人牵了三只大蜥蜴走进一家汉堡店，老板吓了一跳。 but when the man ordered four hamburgers with f

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

经典双语笑话 第6期:安瓜拉瓜拉

Unit6 Umgwalagwala 第六节 安瓜拉瓜拉 A politician was out on the Indian reservation displaying his sympathy for the oppressed Native Americans. He addressed a gathering of the people. 一位政客抵达一处印第安人居留地向居住在该

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：医生比你懂的多

【生词预览】 cab 出租车， hit 碰撞 【笑话原文】 KnowsBetter Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoctor: Ithinkthatheisveryill. Iamafraidthatheisdead.saidthedoctor. Hearingth

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：他是我的儿子

【生词预览】 nightmare 噩梦， man 操纵， tot 幼儿 【笑话原文】 That sMySon It severyairplanepassenger snightmare gettingstucknearacryingbaby.Iwasmanningtheticketcounteratabusyairportwhenthesoundofacryinginfantfilledtheair.Asthenex

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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