时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?

A: Lunch and supper.



Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?

A: Baby tigers.



Q: Why is the number six afraid?

A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate 2 nine)



Q: How many legs does an ant have?

A: Two, the same as 1 an uncle.

(HINT: ant = aunt)








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1
as
pNiyL
  
 


conj.按照;如同


参考例句:





He got work in a hotel as a waiter.他在一家旅馆找到了当服务生的工作。
In the hotel,the old men were drinking away as usual.在旅馆里,这些老人和往常一样喝个不停。












2
ate
pVIzV
  
 


v.吃,eat的过去式


参考例句:





I ate a whole box of chocolates.我吃了一整盒巧克力。
It's a long time since she ate out last time.她很长一段时间没在外面吃饭了。














1 as
conj.按照;如同
  • He got work in a hotel as a waiter.他在一家旅馆找到了当服务生的工作。
  • In the hotel,the old men were drinking away as usual.在旅馆里,这些老人和往常一样喝个不停。
2 ate
v.吃,eat的过去式
  • I ate a whole box of chocolates.我吃了一整盒巧克力。
  • It's a long time since she ate out last time.她很长一段时间没在外面吃饭了。
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