时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

                        

       1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

  GEORGE: Here it is!


  TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?


  CLASS: George!


  2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".


  ELLEN: I is...


  TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."


  ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet 1."


  3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?


  CLASS: Big hands!


  4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?


  STUDENT: Yes, Sir.


  TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish 2 you if you didn't?


  STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.


  5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.


  SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.



n.字母表,符号系统
  • There are 26 letters in the English alphabet.英语字母表中有26个字母。
  • The last letter of the alphabet is Z.字母表的最后一个字母是Z。
v.惩罚,处罚
  • Don't punish the boy for no good reason.不要莫明其妙地惩罚孩子。
  • How do your parents punish you?你的父母如何处罚你?
学英语单词
accrual principle
ad banner
adhesive failure
Adidiema
Air Force One
alkaline extracts of soils
angular overlap
arced up
array grammar
assisted memory
average profit
ball off
Baphicacanthus
body centrum
breed reactor
bring sb. in guitly
carbonaceous parting
cast by
chalkboard
check card
Chenopodium aristatum
Chinese speech information processing
class a ip
Clocaenog
coaitis
Command bar
contraband of war
contributing error
debtor country
disc module
Effontil
electronic photogrammetry
fire retardants
flameproof finishing
flat-compound dynamo
FMBs
free quasiparticle approximation
front engine
Geogia holly
hemi-aonil
humic acid combined fertilizer
hydroxylamine rearrangement
illegitimatizes
improper noun
inter-block
kitto
lateral cutaneous nerve of forearm
Linjiang
load variation
marine hydraulic fluid purifier
matzoon milk
mevorah
miner's horn
minor scale division
motion link
mysticality
new sol
nittiness
non-socialist
open-end pipe pile
operate time
oreoselinum
out-of-sequence control rod
output section
plant expansion
polyplastids
pressure surge
quayer
refrigerated rollingstock
regional coding
safety system support features
Saiyid Mūsa
sam-cloth
sand scrubber
Sberman-Chase assay test
seismicity
self-offender
shp
slow neutron filter
spatiotemporal mode
speculative investment
sssasisds-s
Staphylococcus aureus
statutory exemption
stew oneself
Stockhausen
stomatitis aphthosa
tag lines
terabecquerels
terminating power meter
thermal expansion and shrinkage
total ridge count
TTMS (telephone transmission measuring set)
UniData
uniform naming convention
vagueish
villela
watt hour capacity
worked out
yipper