时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

                        

       1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

  GEORGE: Here it is!


  TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?


  CLASS: George!


  2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".


  ELLEN: I is...


  TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."


  ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet 1."


  3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?


  CLASS: Big hands!


  4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?


  STUDENT: Yes, Sir.


  TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish 2 you if you didn't?


  STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.


  5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.


  SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.



n.字母表,符号系统
  • There are 26 letters in the English alphabet.英语字母表中有26个字母。
  • The last letter of the alphabet is Z.字母表的最后一个字母是Z。
v.惩罚,处罚
  • Don't punish the boy for no good reason.不要莫明其妙地惩罚孩子。
  • How do your parents punish you?你的父母如何处罚你?
学英语单词
acidophytes
Adeiri
advertising mail
alferric
alternaria ricini
anaptic
annealing operation
annular pipe ram
auto rewind
baglamas
be on someones's side of the fence
bidactylate
cavetto molding
charter rolls
clacks
clipboard hijack attack
cyclic grazing
cylindrical pivot
Cymbidium hookerianum
duplex prints
fall of level
Fermanagh
flat black absorber
fly-men
frill cuts
goat roper
groove made by back chipping
grubler
hands-off tuning
high-pressure binder spreader
hydrogen container
hydroxynaphthoquinones
idealness
integrated reuse-recycle treatment process
Isaeus
Jarawa
junckers
kan ch'i wu
kapend
keep oneself above water
Kremsbrücke
kvil
linear bounder automaton
liparis tanakae
loading stick
master program clock
meat-and-potatoes
minersville
minimum energy control
mode voltage
mycelioid
MZPC
Mφrke
nauseums
off-path signal
on weekend
opanka
partial floor
pay ... a compliment
pet foods
pleiner
pleuromitic
polysynthetic twin
portal type implement carrier
preisolate
protoblastic
reconstructors
red mark
reinhabiting
resolving-power
Rimsting
roslagskuta
Sabia coriacea
Saybolt seconds universal
seaplane hy drodynamic performance
setdrive
shambless
shortening of round ligament
silicate-facies iron formation
slip ring spider
sombrer
static inhibitor
Stephania
sulphydric
supple line
surface cement
tandem race
technical commission
theodor schwanns
thermistis taiwanensis
torses
tracklaying crane
tromophonia
undouble
unfixing
unity of biochemistry
valve rocker arm shaft sleeve
viloxazine
virogenetic
volumetric water content
weissinger
yellow mercuric sulfate