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Mother: What are you crying for? Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I didn't do. Mother: Something you didn't do? What was it? Tommy: M-m-my lessons. 妈妈：你哭什么？ 汤米：老师为了一件我没做的事把我留下了。 妈妈：一件你没做的事？什么事？ 汤米
英文笑话
Teacher had set his class an essay A Game of Cricket. After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: Rain stopped play.. 老师给学生出了作文题：一场板球赛。两分钟后，西蒙斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了，
英文笑话
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out, but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is
英文笑话
Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercises, surely your mother will blame you! Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I'll blame her, because it was she that did my homework instead. 老师：贝蒂，你作业中出了这么多错，你妈妈一定会
英文笑话
Teacher: If you had five chocolate bars, and your younger sister asked you for one, how many would you have left? Terry: Five! 老师：假如你有五块巧克力，你妹妹问你要一块，你还剩几块？ 特里：还剩五块！
英文笑话
One day, the teacher inquired Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what
英文笑话
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a scho
英文笑话
Teacher: (to a new boy) What's your name, my little fellow? New boy: Erbert Arris. Teacher: Always say 'sir' please, when you are speaking to master. It's more polite. New boy: (apologetically) Sir Erbert Arris. 老师：（对一位新生说）小同学，你叫什
英文笑话
Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What , you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example. Jane: A red-hot poker, madam. 老师：珍妮，什么叫抽象
英文笑话
The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that? asked the teacher. No, sir, answered Johnny, but I wonder why he did not swim it four times
英文笑话
幽默笑话:新老师的样貌 After the first day of the school, a first-grade student was asked by his father，What does your new teacher look like 有一个一年级的学生一天放学回家，爸爸问他:你的新老师长的什么样? Just
趣味英语
1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! 2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with
趣味英语
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
May We Have Our Teacher Back? 能让我们老师回去吗? While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. 在访问一听乡村学校时，教育委
经典双语笑话
【生词预览】 spoil宠溺，dote on溺爱，tantrum发脾气 【笑话原文】 But the Teacher Cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled .His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anyth
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
【生词预览】 roast烤制的，send over发送 【笑话原文】 Got Well One day a boy came to his teacher and said，Teacher, my father wants to know if you like roast pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
[00:25.04]senior 高三学生 [00:28.56]babble 不停地说 [00:31.78]life's calling 人生目标 [00:35.82]misspell 拼写错误 [00:39.68]英文原文 [00:41.13]When I was a high school senior, [00:42.66]I saw an inspirational ad on TV about becomi
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