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英文笑话：Something I Didn't Do 我没做的事

Mother: What are you crying for? Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I didn't do. Mother: Something you didn't do? What was it? Tommy: M-m-my lessons. 妈妈：你哭什么？ 汤米：老师为了一件我没做的事把我留下了。 妈妈：一件你没做的事？什么事？ 汤米

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(46) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Essay 作文

Teacher had set his class an essay A Game of Cricket. After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: Rain stopped play.. 老师给学生出了作文题：一场板球赛。两分钟后，西蒙斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了，

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Two Birds 两只鸟

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out, but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Whose Fault谁的错

Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercises, surely your mother will blame you! Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I'll blame her, because it was she that did my homework instead. 老师：贝蒂，你作业中出了这么多错，你妈妈一定会

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：How many? 还有多少?

Teacher: If you had five chocolate bars, and your younger sister asked you for one, how many would you have left? Terry: Five! 老师：假如你有五块巧克力，你妹妹问你要一块，你还剩几块？ 特里：还剩五块！

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：4-4=? 四减四等于几?

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(45) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Five Hundred Times 五百遍

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a scho

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Say Sir 要叫先生

Teacher: (to a new boy) What's your name, my little fellow? New boy: Erbert Arris. Teacher: Always say 'sir' please, when you are speaking to master. It's more polite. New boy: (apologetically) Sir Erbert Arris. 老师：（对一位新生说）小同学，你叫什

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(79) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：An Abstract Noun 抽象名词

Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What , you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example. Jane: A red-hot poker, madam. 老师：珍妮，什么叫抽象

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Swimmer 游泳者

The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that? asked the teacher. No, sir, answered Johnny, but I wonder why he did not swim it four times

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：a tough teacher 强悍的老师

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

幽默笑话:新老师的样貌

幽默笑话:新老师的样貌 After the first day of the school, a first-grade student was asked by his father，What does your new teacher look like 有一个一年级的学生一天放学回家，爸爸问他:你的新老师长的什么样? Just

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

老师与学生对话时候闹出来的笑话

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! 2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文笑话【3】

I CAN GO HOME. One day after school the teacher said to his students,

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(89) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：Five Hundred Times 五百遍

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：抽象名词

An Abstract Noun Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example. Jane: A red-hot poker, madam. 抽象名词

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

经典双语笑话 第77期:能让我们老师回去吗?

May We Have Our Teacher Back? 能让我们老师回去吗? While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. 在访问一听乡村学校时，教育委

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：但是老师哭了

【生词预览】 spoil宠溺，dote on溺爱，tantrum发脾气 【笑话原文】 But the Teacher Cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled .His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anyth

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：又没病了

【生词预览】 roast烤制的，send over发送 【笑话原文】 Got Well One day a boy came to his teacher and said，Teacher, my father wants to know if you like roast pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Want to be a teacher想当老师

[00:25.04]senior 高三学生 [00:28.56]babble 不停地说 [00:31.78]life's calling 人生目标 [00:35.82]misspell 拼写错误 [00:39.68]英文原文 [00:41.13]When I was a high school senior, [00:42.66]I saw an inspirational ad on TV about becomi

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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