时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

[00:25.41]Percussion 1 敲击

[00:29.15]Rehearsal 2 排练

[00:33.48]Dumb 呆傻

[00:37.30]Conductor 指挥

[00:42.07]英文原文

[00:43.24]I was percussion major when I was in college,

[00:46.08]and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra,

[00:48.48]my section kept making mistakes.

[00:50.42]"When you're too dumb to play anything,"

[00:52.60]the professor conducting us sneered 3,

[00:54.15]"they give you a couple of sticks,

[00:55.61]put you in the back and call you a percussionist 4."

[00:58.03]A friend next to me whispered,

[00:59.53]"And if you're too dumb to hang on to both sticks,

[01:01.51]they put you in the front and call you a conductor."

[01:08.04]中文大意

[01:51.69]逐句对照

[01:55.25]I was percussion major when I was in college,

[01:58.04]and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra,

[02:00.53]my section kept making mistakes.

[02:13.28]"When you're too dumb to play anything,"

[02:15.28]the professor conducting us sneered,

[02:23.40]"they give you a couple of sticks,

[02:25.06]put you in the back and call you a percussionist."

[02:35.39]A friend next to me whispered,

[02:36.67]"And if you're too dumb to hang on to both sticks,

[02:38.64]they put you in the front and call you a conductor."

[02:55.52]多学一点

[02:59.82]percussion 碰撞,敲击

[03:03.48]percussion major 打击乐专业

[03:07.47]rehearsal 排练

[03:10.79]A rehearsal will be held the day before the wedding.

[03:17.39]rehearsal

[03:19.05]rehearse

[03:23.23]dumb

[03:35.92]傻的

[03:37.71]He is so dumb.

[03:40.86]conductor 乐队指挥

[03:50.88]重新听一次故事原文

[03:53.42]I was percussion major when I was in college,

[03:55.88]and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra,

[03:58.18]my section kept making mistakes.

[04:00.24]"When you're too dumb to play anything,"

[04:02.23]the professor conducting us sneered,

[04:04.00]"they give you a couple of sticks,

[04:05.48]put you in the back and call you a percussionist."

[04:07.66]A friend next to me whispered,

[04:09.20]"And if you're too dumb to hang on to both sticks,

[04:11.34]they put you in the front and call you a conductor."



这是你被称为指挥的原因



上大学时我学的是打击乐专业。在学生管弦乐队的一次排练过程中,我们打击乐的那部分乐手老是出错。 “当你愚蠢到什么都演奏不出来时”, 正在指挥我们演奏的教授嘲笑说,“他们就给你一、两根棒棒,然后把你放到后面,把你称为打击乐手”。坐在我身边的一个朋友跟我小声耳语,“如果你傻到两根棒棒都拿不好,他们就把你弄到前面去,把你称为指挥”。



n.打击乐器;冲突,撞击;震动,音响
  • In an orchestra,people who play percussion instruments sit at the back.在管弦乐队中,演奏打击乐器的人会坐在后面。
  • Percussion of the abdomen is often omitted.腹部叩诊常被省略。
n.排练,排演;练习
  • I want to play you a recording of the rehearsal.我想给你放一下彩排的录像。
  • You can sharpen your skills with rehearsal.排练可以让技巧更加纯熟。
讥笑,冷笑( sneer的过去式和过去分词 )
  • He sneered at people who liked pop music. 他嘲笑喜欢流行音乐的人。
  • It's very discouraging to be sneered at all the time. 成天受嘲讽是很令人泄气的。
n.打击乐器演奏者
  • She overcame her deafness and eventually became a successful percussionist. 她克服了耳聋的毛病,最后当了打击乐队敲打手。 来自辞典例句
  • For many years I practiced these techniques as a professional percussionist in jazz and new music. 许多年来作为一个职业的爵士乐和新音乐演奏者我不断实践着。 来自互联网
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