时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Excrcise



Mrs. Smith couldn't get her husband to excrcise.



She asked Mrs. Jones what she should do.



Mrs. Jones replied, "Tape the remote control between his toes."







Notes:



1. Mrs. Smith couldn't get her husband to excrcisc.



史密斯太太没办法说服她的丈夫锻炼身体。



"get sb. to do sth."表示“促使某人做某事”,有“说服”的意思。



许多妻子都有这样的困扰,丈夫越來越懒,不爱运动,就只会坐在沙发上看电视、吃垃圾食物(junk food),也就是美国所谓的“沙发马铃薯”(couch 1 potato)。



exercise v.运动



couch n.长沙发



couch potato 整天躺在沙发上看电视的懒人



2.She asked Mrs. Jones what she should do.



她问琼斯大太该怎么办。



3. Mrs. Jones replied, "Tape the remote control between his toes."



琼斯大大回答:“把遥控器用胶带粘在他的脚趾间。”



既然丈夫那么爱看电视,为了能让丈夫运动,只有把电视遥控器粘在他的脚趾间,他不得不伸手去按,顺便做一下仰卧起坐(sit-up)。



remote adj.遥控的



remote control 遥控器



toe n.脚趾



sit-up n.仲卧起坐



1 couch
n.睡椅,长沙发椅;vt.表达,隐含
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。
学英语单词
acoustic minesweeping gear
al qarah
ayeni
be head
be on the case
books of ecclesiastes
Braddon, Mary Elizabeth
budgets
caused chlorosis
centre of gravity suspension
chicxulubs
circular knit hosiery
clinocephalic
complimentary close
constant volume gas thermometer
court martialed
criterion overspecification
crp-camp
cuts the mustard
denarii
depigment
dicephalospora rufocornea
drempt
eddy hot plate test
elecroencephalogram
electrode coating ingradient
electromagnetic bearing wear detector
electronic storefront
enskilda
extinguishant control unit
fatigue testing types of stress
Fibc Bulk Bag
foetoprotein
forcing open of the point
Gies' biuret tests
golden perch
goose-quill
h.e.s.s
heptadecatriene
high-rate digestion
his bitch
Hoopes process
hydrogen exchange
idle running time
igiv
indoctrinate
inflammatory regeneration
isoflorane
isooctadecanol
kawano
Kazarkino
Kufs disease
leap year
lenalidomide
lightning armored drive
long-jumps
magnetofluid dynamics (mfd)
mattick
measuring inverter unit
merda
miter-joints
Momotidae
navtex priority message
network duality
neurolipidosis
nucleon separation energy
optical cement
owned and operated
pinch-bug
Post Paint
pre-coded
procurement control
provisional schedule of property
quadrature-axis transient open cir-cuit time constant
quilostigmine
ratio of capital to current liabilities
rbk
rest position of mandible
revolving coil
rough bluegrass
secondary mortgage
self-topping
semdinli
signal code book
spear foot
spor
standard plate count method
steam turbine oil
straight right
stratified ocean
swice
swollen
teeter bed
tippur
toothwash
top side plate
unbalanced moment
urosemiology
waste enamel
Wasūwāla
whylome
zakim