(ringing of the phone) Ben hello Ben sievers residence. Carol, its your stupid boyfriend. Carol shut up Ben, just shut up. Hang up the phone Ben. Jason Ben, is your mom home yet? Ben nope Jason I thought I heard her car. Ben thats mike. He just wash

发表于:2018-12-05 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第二季

Maggie Ok well be back right after lunch. You have the number to the restaurant in case anything happens. Mike yeah, dont worry if ben and carol act up Ill slap em around a little bit. Just kidding dad. Jason lets go honey Mike divorced, boy Ben yea

发表于:2018-12-05 / 阅读(207) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第二季

Carol: It's your turn to take out the garba...hey! You know you can't listen in when Dad talks with one of his mental patients. Ben: He's not talking to a mental patient! It's Mom. Carol: Well that's probably worse. You still shouldn't snoop. Ben: I

发表于:2018-12-05 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第二季

Ben: Looking sharp dad. Jason: Well I have no choice. See your mother, a women in the high maintenance category, requires a top drawer evening. Ben: F.Y.I. dad, its popcorn-shrimp night at the sizzler. Jason: Well thanks but unfortunately three month

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Mike: Dad, look, I need a favour, I'm late for my night class and the car won't start. Jason: Ok, here. Take mine. Mike: Great! Jason: And I'm running low on gas. Here's a twenty. Mike: Oh, gee whiz dad. Thanks. Maggie: Jason that was Mike. Jason: I

发表于:2018-12-05 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第六季

Ed: And my thanks to you my good man. Taxi Driver: That's thirty four even. Ed: I'll be right back. Taxi Driver: Hey, if I knew I was going to have to wait, I wouldn't have turned off the meter. Ed: I know. (In his head) Oh god give me strength. (Al

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Mike: Hey Ben, if this Amy girl that you are so hot for already said yes to the movie, then what's your problem? Yes! Alright, the pressure's on. You miss this, you've got C A R O. Ben: My problem is that mum and dad have never really officially s

发表于:2018-12-05 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第四季

Carol: We need the TV, Mike. Mike: Cant you see I'm in the middle of a show here. Carol: Yeah, well, I got a better show. Mom took all the old movies and put them on tapes so that we can see them. Mike: Why? Jason: Well, this ought to be fun. Maggie

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(92) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第二季

Radio Announcer: 11:05 on a Christmas Eve morning. And by this time tomorrow fellow kiddies it will all be over but the exchanging! Music: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. . . Mike: Jacket. Scarf. (sniffs) Blue. All right. Shirt. Uh, long

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第二季

Cheerleaders: Go Girls. Go you Dewey Hooters. V V victory for var var varsity. Victory for varsity, goooooo Hooters! Loudspeaker: Mike Seaver to the principles office. Mike Seaver come to the principles office immediately, Mr. Girl a: Well I mean, i

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第二季

TV: And that's why for our part of the investigation, New York's finest: Pizzerias that is. Kate: Do you believe the garbage they have on local news? Mike: Oh yeah, I know. Who was number two, was it Jessetti or Antonio? TV: Still ahead, Record snows

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(128) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第七季

Kate: So, you're saying I'm wrong. Mike: No, no, I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that you know absolutely nothing about women. Kate: Mike, there's not a woman in the world who's gonna let you kiss her after you got her name wrong. Mike:

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(211) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第五季

Ben: See you later dad, I'm going to the movies with Kenny. Jason: Ben what did I tell you to do the last time you and I had a serious talk Ben: Hmm wait till I'm married. Jason: No!! Rake the leaves. Ben: Oh come on dad, Handy man Bob is guaranteed

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(153) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第七季

Carol: Mom, Dad, it's a very generous offer, but, I don't I don't need to look over the dorms of Boston College to...to convince me. I've already made my decision, and I know where I want to go next year...Columbia University, in near by and conveni

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(131) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第四季

Nurse: For 2 months he's been lying here in a coma helpless. What are his chances doctor? Doctor: Not good. Nurse: We're still trying to locate his family. Doctor: Seeing him like this it just makes me realize I love you Deanndra. Director: And cut!!

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(151) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第七季

Maggie: Jason, if I tell you something, will you promise not to laugh? Jason: Sure. Maggie: I miss Mike already. Jason: Excuse me. Ah ha ha ha. Eggs or pancakes. Maggie: You know what I think? Well Ill tell you what I think. I think you miss Mike as

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(172) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第四季

Maggie: Oh Jason, don't you have a tissue? For me. Mike: I thought you guys said that Julie and I were rushing into this. Julie: Where'd you get an idea like that? Priest: Dearly beloved... Mike: I do. Priest: ...we are gathered together today, to w

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(155) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第五季

Patient: All I'm saying is, that if my wife, the woman that I cherish, thinks getting a job is more important than our marriage, let her die. Jason: Mr. Lapepki, think for just a moment, isn't this woman the same person you married ten years ago. Pa

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(177) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第五季

Jason: Alright, well, that's our session for today. I'll be remodeling this office, so next week we'll be at another address, OK? Patient: A real office, huh? Jason: This is a real office Mr. Lapepki, I do real work here. Jason: Now, I'm not saying

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(121) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第五季

Science and technology 科学和技术 Allergy to wine 红酒过敏 The oenophile's lament 酒鬼们的烦恼 An explanation for a most unfortunate condition. 这件不幸的事现在有解释了。 ONE of lifes sadder statistics is that about 8% of

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