成长的烦恼第二季:Do You Believe in Magic

( Mike is singing and dancing while listening to headphones ) Mike: Baby, ba-ba di ba.....baby! Dad!? Jason: Mike, you promised me you'd be studying for your speech class exam. Mike: I am! Jason: Well, start over! Mike: I don't get it, I was wearing

成长的烦恼第二季:Call Me

Maggie: Oh. Oh honey look! Ben's punishment letter and flowers too. Jason: Ben who? Maggie: Wake up! Jason: Oh, hello Maggie. Maggie: Hello. Jason: Good morning. Maggie: look. Jason: Aw. Dear Mom and Dad, here's my punishment you wanted. I hope you

成长的烦恼第二季:Employee of the Month

Mike: Ah, perfect! O, Ben! Ben! Ben: What? Mike: Hey, Ben, look! I need your help, OK? Here's what I want you to do, first... Ben: Is this gonna get me in trouble again? Mike: Ben, I'm your elder brother. No, I'd never get you into trouble. Maggie:

成长的烦恼第二季:Fast Times at Dewey High

A long, long time ago--September a place far, far away--Long Island three children faced the challenge of their young lives--the first day of school. Jason: One million students report back for first day of school. Two million parents giggle hysteri

成长的烦恼第二季:Jasons Rib

TV: She was a cop looking for corruption, in all the wrong places. And she' a mother, raising a boy who's begun to ask why his mum packs a thirty eight. Its Undercover Mother. Maggie: Hey guys. Ben you know your bedtime, right? Ben: One am Maggie: B

成长的烦恼第二季:Choices

Cheerleaders: Go Girls. Go you Dewey Hooters. V V victory for var var varsity. Victory for varsity, goooooo Hooters! Loudspeaker: Mike Seaver to the principles office. Mike Seaver come to the principles office immediately, Mr. Girl a: Well I mean, i

成长的烦恼第二季:The Breakfast Club

(Jason and Maggie are watching a sad film at night. Someone climbs up a ladder outside the house.) Maggie: Did you hear that? Jason: What that kind of scraping sound? Maggie: Yeah. Jason: Was it up on the roof? Maggie: Yeah. Jason: No, I didn't. I d

成长的烦恼第二季:The Kid

Radio Announcer: 11:05 on a Christmas Eve morning. And by this time tomorrow fellow kiddies it will all be over but the exchanging! Music: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. . . Mike: Jacket. Scarf. (sniffs) Blue. All right. Shirt. Uh, long

成长的烦恼第二季:Long Day's Journey Into Night

Jason: You can be sure the wok is at the correct temperature by sprinkling water on the surface. The droplets should dance before evaporating. Yes, ballet or rumba? Perfecto! Mike: Hey dad, look. We got a deal for you. If you'll just order pizza we'

成长的烦恼第二季:Jason and the Cruisers

Carol: We need the TV, Mike. Mike: Cant you see I'm in the middle of a show here. Carol: Yeah, well, I got a better show. Mom took all the old movies and put them on tapes so that we can see them. Mike: Why? Jason: Well, this ought to be fun. Maggie

成长的烦恼第二季:Thank You Willie Nelson

Friend: Is this a pyjama party or a funeral? Carol: A pyjama party. Come on guys. Ben: Mike. Mike! Ahhhh! Mike: Shhhhh! Ben: you scare me like that again, I'm going to slug you. Mike: Ben, you said you were up to this caper, now if you're not.. Ben:

成长的烦恼第二季:Some Enchanted Evening

Carol: I had a great time tonight Bobby. Bobby: Yeah. Me too. I could like anything if I went with you Carol: Even the ballet? Bobby: Sure. Why, you got tickets? Carol: No. Bobby: Ummm Carol: Yes? Bobby: I was gonna ask if you wanted .. Carol: I wou

成长的烦恼第二季:Higher Education

Mike: Alright! Say it one more time. We got one ski trip, seventy two hours, twenty three women, thirty guys, and one near sighted chaperone. Gentlemen, the possibilities rae endless. E Yeah, I'm only talking one ski. Boner: There's no way my folks

成长的烦恼第二季:The Long Goodbye

Ben: Tick tick tick tick. Hi this is sixty minutes. But it won't take that long. Hi, Im Ben seaver, and welcome to my class project. A day in the life of the Seavers. And what a day it is. Its chore day and everybody has a job to do. Mrs. Seaver and

成长的烦恼第二季:Born Free

Carol: It's your turn to take out the garba...hey! You know you can't listen in when Dad talks with one of his mental patients. Ben: He's not talking to a mental patient! It's Mom. Carol: Well that's probably worse. You still shouldn't snoop. Ben: I

成长的烦恼第二季:The Awful Truth

Maggie Ok well be back right after lunch. You have the number to the restaurant in case anything happens. Mike yeah, dont worry if ben and carol act up Ill slap em around a little bit. Just kidding dad. Jason lets go honey Mike divorced, boy Ben yea

成长的烦恼第二季:Carnival

Mike: Hey. Mother. Maggie: Your tour has just been cancelled. Mike: I thought you were working late tonight. Maggie: I did. Mike: Well, you'll be pleased to know that I did all the dishes and put your dinner in the oven so it would be nice and warm

成长的烦恼第二季:Jimmy Durante Died for Your Sins

Ben: Hi mum, hi dad. How are you guys? Maggie: hi honey. We're fine. Jason: How's school today Ben? Ben: Fantastic! Jason: Ooh! That good huh? Ben: Wait til you here. This morning when the principle was finished doing announcements over the PA, she

成长的烦恼第二季:Thank God It's Friday

(ringing of the phone) Ben hello Ben sievers residence. Carol, its your stupid boyfriend. Carol shut up Ben, just shut up. Hang up the phone Ben. Jason Ben, is your mom home yet? Ben nope Jason I thought I heard her car. Ben thats mike. He just wash

成长的烦恼第二季:Confidentially Yours

(Maggie's dream) Host: Tonight, some lucky contestant will walk out of here with fame, fortune, and the total respect of the journalism community!!! Yes, it's time for the Pulitzer Prize!!! And here are our contestants; from the Washington Post, Woo