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英语笑话：Doctor Jokes

The patient says, Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. The doctor says, Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. mug = cup The patient says, Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attent

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年ESL之就医和人际交往

华尔街高级英语Lesson 37

1.Good afternoon, everybody. This is Captain Poquita speaking. I hope you’ve been enjoying your flight with Band Air, because you sure as hell won’t enjoy what’s going to happen next. We’re ab

发表于:2018-12-12 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 华尔街高级英语

英语笑话：English Jokes - 4 English Riddles

Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast? A: Lunch and supper. Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have? A: Baby tigers. Q: Why is the number six afraid? A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine) Q: How many legs does an a

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Jokes - Love & Marriage

People often enjoy joking about love and marriage. Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens. In t

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(117) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

世界节假日博览 第67期:愚人节

April Fools' Day is on the first of April every year. It is a day when people can play tricks, practical jokes and hoaxes on each other. No one really knows the exact origin of this day. The writer Mark Twain famously said: This is the day upon which

发表于:2018-12-29 / 阅读(101) / 评论(0) 分类 世界节假日博览

April Fool's Day

Minute EnglishApril Fool's Day Kate: Hello, Im Kate Colin and this is 6 minute English. Today I'm joined again byJackie Dalton. Hi Jackie. Jackie: Hi KateKate: As you may know, yesterday, April 1st was April Fool's Day! Jackie: Well, to be honest, I

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(123) / 评论(0) 分类 六分钟英语

中西文化差异:老外笑点我不懂

身处异国他乡，最大的悲哀莫过于歪果仁笑得人仰马翻，你却不知所云。想跟歪果仁打成一片，光是语言能力过硬是远远不够的。不过也不必妄自菲薄，能不能get笑话，更多是文化背景和幽默

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 英美文化

儿童故事集：Bertie’s Lost Christmas

Prince Bertie the Frog has always considered himself to be something of a comedian. His speciality is penguin jokes. He is delighted when he is asked to do a Christmas Eve performance of his stand-up comedy act at a pond in a neighbouring kingdom. Be

发表于:2019-01-18 / 阅读(153) / 评论(0) 分类 Children’s Stories-儿童故事集

英语单词大师：Memory Improvement

AA: Im Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER 鈥?some ways to help you improve your memory. ELDH: We dont forget, we just havent learned it in the first place.RS: Thats Wendi Eldh. Shes a communications trainer who teaches mem

发表于:2019-01-18 / 阅读(94) / 评论(0) 分类 英语单词大师-Word Master

英语单词大师：Lost for Words

AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER some ways to help you improve your memory. ELDH: We don't forget, we just haven't learned it in the first place. RS: That's Wendi Eldh. She's a communications trainer who teaches m

发表于:2019-01-18 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英语单词大师-Word Master

英语单词大师：improve memory

AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER: some ways to help you improve your memory. ELDH: We don't forget, we just haven't learned it in the first place.RS: That's Wendi Eldh. She's a communications trainer who teaches m

发表于:2019-01-18 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 英语单词大师-Word Master

英语播客EnglishPod 25

A: Those people in front of us are making so much noise. Its so inconsiderate! B: Dont worry about it; its not such a big deal. A: Oh... I can t hear a thing! Excuse me, can you keep it down? C: Sure, sorry bout that! A: Someones phone is ringing! B:

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 英语播客-EnglishPod

词汇大师-- Lost for Words?

AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER some ways to help you improve your memory. ELDH: We don't forget, we just haven't learned it in the first place. RS: That's Wendi Eldh. She's a communications trainer who teaches m

发表于:2019-01-25 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 词汇大师(Wordmaster)

每日一词【302】outrage：愤慨

今天我们要学的词是outrage。 Outrage, 是愤慨的意思。苏丹达尔富尔地区的反叛分子打死了至少十名非洲联盟的维和人员。United Nations Secretary-General Ban ki-moon expressed outrage over the attack, 联合国秘书

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(112) / 评论(0) 分类 英语每日一词

愚人节的来由和历史英语介绍文章

April Fools' Day is celebrated in the Western world on April 1st of every year. Sometimes referred to as All Fools' Day, April 1st is not a legal holiday, but is widely recognized and celebrated as a day which tolerates practical jokes and general fo

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英美文化

艾伦脱口秀第40期:准备笑话和串词

And your hosting.And how is...okay 还有你的主持工作 进展得怎么样了 So where are you right now?Since it's a week away in the motion place. 那现在你们进行到哪一步了呢 因为只有一周时间了 Where are you?For the Oscar s

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

低情商-认为别人过分敏感(2)

The classic signs of low emotionalintelligence 经典的低情商表现 Thinking that other people are overly sensitive. 认为别人过分敏感 People who are low in EQ might crack off jokes at inappropriate times. 低情商的人总是在不恰当的

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语听力广播—Listening

英文乡村歌曲：Tim McGraw - Back When

Don't you remember The fizz in a pepper Peanuts in a bottle At ten, two and four A fried bologna sandwich With mayo and tomato Sittin' round the table Don't happen much anymore We got too complicated It's all way over-rated I like the old and out-dat

发表于:2019-02-26 / 阅读(114) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

【突破英文对话】人越多越开心

This is a conversation between a husband and wife. 这是一组夫妻之间的对话。 A: Hi, Bill. When did you get back? 嗨，比尔。你什么时候回来的？ B: About an hour ago. Whats new? Did anyone call for me while I was out? 回来有一

发表于:2019-02-27 / 阅读(146) / 评论(0) 分类 突破英文对话

听播客学英语 257 医生

English children have hundreds of Doctor, Doctor jokes. These jokes all have the same form. Someone goes to the doctor and explains what is wrong with them, and the doctor replies. Grown-ups think these jokes are dreadful children love them. Here are

发表于:2019-03-01 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 听播客学英语
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