时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

People often enjoy joking about love and marriage.



Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Here's another joke about marriage.



A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."



Now let's listen to a couple of riddles 2 about marriage.



Here's the first one.



Q: Why are men with pierced ears better suited for marriage?

A: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry 3.



Here's another riddle 1.



Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?

A: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.



I'll end today's podcast with a humorous proverb-like saying.



Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.   



1 riddle
n.谜,谜语,粗筛;vt.解谜,给…出谜,筛,检查,鉴定,非难,充满于;vi.出谜
  • The riddle couldn't be solved by the child.这个谜语孩子猜不出来。
  • Her disappearance is a complete riddle.她的失踪完全是一个谜。
2 riddles
n.谜(语)( riddle的名词复数 );猜不透的难题,难解之谜
  • Few riddles collected from oral tradition, however, have all six parts. 但是据收集的情况看,口头流传的谜语很少具有这完整的六部分。 来自英汉非文学 - 民俗
  • But first, you'd better see if you can answer riddles. 但是你首先最好想想你会不会猜谜语。 来自辞典例句
3 jewelry
n.(jewllery)(总称)珠宝
  • The burglars walked off with all my jewelry.夜盗偷走了我的全部珠宝。
  • Jewelry and lace are mostly feminine belongings.珠宝和花边多数是女性用品。
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