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In 'Thanks For The Money,' Comedian Joel McHale Lampoons Celebrity Memoirs play pause stop mute unmute max volume 00:0007:06repeat repeat off Update Required To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update
2016年NPR美国国家公共电台10月
16 Joking and Making Fun of Other PeopleGLOSSARY miffed angry, annoyed, and offended; upset * Leanne was really miffed when her husband didnt notice her new haircut. to tease to make jokes about someone else, but in a friendly way; to laugh at anothe
2009年ESL之餐饮娱乐
四度与冯导合作的杨坤，这一次仍旧用他独特的音色征服了冯导的耳朵。在冯小刚贺岁新片《非诚勿扰》中演唱插曲，更值得一提的是这是杨坤首次以全英文演唱一首歌曲。 与《非诚勿扰》主题曲《信以为真》一样，这首名为《众里寻她》的英文歌同样由刘沁、刘锐担当作曲，而与
电影英文歌曲
Emily sat down on the sofa. She took off her shoes. She put her feet on the coffee table. She leaned back. She picked up the remote and turned on the TV. It was 6 o'clock. The news was on three channels. She didn't want to see the news. The news depr
原版英文小故事
1 There are thousands of jokes which use play on words to amuse us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and wai
高中一年级英语
抛招1：This is a serious meeting. Crack another joke like that and out you go. 这是一个严肃的会议。如果你再开玩笑，就叫你出去了。 抛招2：Phil is always cracking jokes at class. Phil在课上总是爱开玩笑。 接招：
英语早间课堂
May: Oh, Mom, do you know where the liquid soap is? Mom: Right here, in that beautiful bottle. Push the button, you'll get it. May: Oh, Mom, you can use the wipe. It smells sweet. Mom: That's OK. I prefer the hand-dryer. Oh, where is the switch? May:
英语大赢家下册
图片1 Have you ever needed something from someone a lot? Maybe you needed someone to do something for you so much that you buttered them up first. Do you know someone who is a sweet talker and often gets what they want? Or would you kiss someones b
英语博客-北美风情
Emily sat down on the sofa. She took off her shoes. She put her feet on the coffee table. She leaned back. She picked up the remote and turned on the TV. It was 6 o'clock. The news was on three channels. She didn't want to see the news. The news depr
原版英语小短文
I am happy. I have many friends. I have a large family. I have four brothers and four sisters. I am in the middle. Four brothers are older than me. Four sisters are younger than me. I go to school. I am in the sixth grade. I like my teachers. My teac
原版英语小短文
On Friday night, I went with a group of friends from work to a comedy club. I dont really like sketch comedy, but I do like stand- up, and the comedian who was going to perform there was one of my favorites. There were six of us and we were a pretty
地道美语播客
John Kerry: First White, Male Secretary of State in 16 Years For the first time in almost a decade, members of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee were using the term, mister, to address a prospective Secretary of State. And at least online, it's
VOA标准英语2013年(一月)
[00:01]O：What are you doing here？ [00:02]H：Just enjoying my first exhilarating lacrosse experience. You kicked butt. [00:07]O：Oh, thanks. [00:08]H：Um, Chris... [00:09]O：Oh, you can call me Oz, if you want. [00:11]H：Do I have to? [00:12]
英美人天天都在说的4000句:跟着影视学最真实的口语
MARY LOUISE KELLY, HOST: Lulu Garcia-Navarro spent this past week along the border in southeast Texas, reporting stories that you will hear on next week's show. Before she left, she spoke with a comedian who grew up there and has brought elements of
2017年NPR美国国家公共电台3月
Joey: Ive had it ! Im not going to take it anymore. Rachel: Whats the matter ? Joey: Im sick and tired of being the butt of Chandlers practical jokes . One of these days, hes really going to get someone hurt. Rachel: Oh, no. What has he done now ? Jo
地道美语播客
STACEY VANEK SMITH, HOST: We're going to turn now to comedy. (SOUNDBITE OF COMEDY SPECIAL, GEORGE LOPEZ: IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU) GEORGE LOPEZ: Mitt Romney wants the Latino vote. He ain't going to get it. He ain't going to get it. And you know why? Bec
2017年NPR美国国家公共电台8月
What are buskers? They are street performers. They perform circus acts like acrobatics or juggling, or singing and dancing, and they are always very clever and very funny. They get paid at the end of their show when the audience throws money in the h
新西兰英语
加油！加油！ If I don't bust my butt, some new intern is gonna take my job! 啊啊啊，真的么？！要是不努力工作，就会被新的实习生代替了
OMG美语
Dmitry: Stan is really miffed at you. All of that teasing at lunch really upset him. Charlene: What? I was just poking fun at him for trying to hit on the new, young receptionist . Dmitry: You called him an old goat. Charlene: I said that tongue in c
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