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Jessica在北京学汉语,她的中国朋友要是遇到了不知道用美语怎么说的词,就会来请教她。今天是Luis要问的:冷幽默。 LZ: Jessica, you won't believe it! Last night, I met the funniest guy ever! Jessica: No way! 他
The mother says to her daughter, Did you enjoy your first at school? The daughter answers, First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow? Principal: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?
英语学习笔记: work out. 锻炼 work ones butt off 努力做某事 at work 在上班 get off work 下班 Its not gonna work. 这个办法行不通。 Itll work. 这个办法可以。 Ive been working my butt off to work out. 我最近有努力在
Unit 3 Leisure Activities In-Class Reading Entertaining Humor-What's Funny? Donald M. Huffman 1 The joy of laughing at a funny story is universal, probably as old as language itself. But, what is it t
Mae West: The Wild Woman of Film and Stage Written by Dana Demange (THEME) VOICE ONE: Im Barbara Klein. VOICE TWO: And Im Steve Ember with People in America in VOA Special English. Today we tell about film actress Mae West. She was also a writer, pro
for no reason 想笑就笑吧,那《不需要理由》 演唱者:王若琳 put on your shoes people used to tell me now the think it's like a style of some kind or something how do i explain that i just don't believe in all this purposely for the
Did you see The Simpsons episode where Homer makes a toast to alcohol?: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems. There are a few reasons why we might find this funny. First theres the inherently ridiculous contradictionthe re
AS IT IS 2016-02-02 Trending Today: Vote For #Higa2016 This is Whats Trending Today. Hawaiian-born Ryan Higa is a comedian. He loves making people laugh. Last weekend, he posted a video on YouTube. The video is called How to Run For President! Since
人人喜欢参加又有吃又好玩的社交聚会,也就是party。今天我们就来讲讲由party这个词发展而来的习惯用语。第一个是: life of the party。 Life意思当然是生命,它也可以解释为活力或者精华。
I have always tried to maintain a private space for my wife and children. They have been kept separate from my sponsors, my commercial endorsements. When my children were born, we only released photographs so that the paparazzi could not chase them.
InthemiddleoftellingajokethatmostattheannualWhiteHouseCorrespondentsAssociationdinnerhadheardbefore,presidentBushwasinterruptedbytheFirstLadyLauraBush. 布什总统在白宫记者协会年度晚宴的讲
Have you ever been so completely in love with your girlfriend that you just knew you wanted to spend the rest of your life with her? Me neither. So I'm gonna tell you how to dump that bitch。 你有过如此深爱着你的女友以致你想要跟她共
Chairs. Chairs are made so that people can sit down and take a break. Anyone can sit on a chair, and if the chair's large enough, they can sit down together and tell jokes, or make up stories, or just listen. Chairs are for people and that is why cha
A group of American stand-up comedians have wrapped up a memorable week of performances in the Middle East, before what might seem like some pretty tough crowds. Their venue was the American Stand-Up Comedy Festival in Amman, Jordan [December 4 to 10
live and anything can happen.As you just said. 因为是现场 神马都可能发生 就像你刚刚说的 You get hurt. - Right.They wanna see people get hurt.They wanna see people get hurt. 你都挂彩了 -是的 观众就想看演员受伤挂彩 他
【原文】 Laugh for the Health of ItPatients and medical practitioners alike have long believed in the healing power of humor. It is claimed that humor not only affects patients' moods, but can actually help them recover faster. Several studies, a
愚人节:April-Fool Day/April Fools Day 1. play jokes on sb. 玩耍,闹着玩,开(玩笑) April Fools Day is a day to play jokes on people. 愚人节是一个开人们玩笑的日子。 He likes playing jokes on others but he is very sensi
A few years ago there were lots of lightbulb jokes in English. You probably had them in your language too. Here is an example. How many policemen/civil servants/school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five one to stand on a table holding
This podcast is about the expression to join in. If I join in some activity, I take part in it, or become involved in it with other people. Here are some examples: Kevin and George are discussing football. Matt is also interested in football, so he j
You look good,you look good,Cedric.Thank you man,I like it. 你看起来很棒 赛德里克 谢谢 老兄 我喜欢 I can't get away,if I wear a hat like that,someone would knock it off my head. 我就不行 如果我戴那样的帽子 别人会从我头