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A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself. On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. What's the matter? Are you sick? No, I'm okay. It'
DIDA: Paul Merton Sun, 19 Sep 93 Duration: 35 mins Sue Lawley's castaway is comedian Paul Merton.
But that ain't an insult and that is the biggest compliment you can pay for a woman. Respect. No, but seriously, does you take it up the butt? No, of course I don't. Beckham, you telling me you ain't never been caught offside? No. But me heard you w
Unit 6 Visiting A Farm May 3rd, Sunday fine Today we visited a farm. Early in the morning, we met at the school gate and went there together. The farm workers gave us a warm welcome. Then the head of the farm showed us around. How glad we were to see
Proper Behavior at a Formal Event Rodney: Ha-ha! Did you hear what I said? Funny, right? Samantha: Behave yourself! This is a serious and solemn occasion, not a time for levity. Rodney: Loosen up. We have to endure two hours of this ceremony. Samanth
Johnny Vegas SUN 3 OCT 2010 Comedian Johnny Vegas joins Kirsty Young to choose his Desert Island Discs.
公司主管Andy又请专门研究肢体语言的Monica给公司销售员 Sara和James培训。Monica说: Monica: Okay, so we talked about composure. Let's go in the other direction now and talk about humor. J: Ah, that's something that's always pu
Lesson 48 Kick 1.We can kick our shoes off now. 2.I kicked myself for jumping it over. 3.You've got to kick those damn cigarettes. 4.He was alive and kicking just now. 5.They kicked him out of school. 6.The coach is really going to kick butt. 7.Hey,p
Lesson 16 Don't 1.Don't be so square. 2.Don't get fresh. 3.Don't butt in! 4.Don't mention it! 5.Don't you dare? 6.Don't tease her. 7.Don't brag. 8.Don't pretend.
文化篇 Read the text carefully and be prepared to answer the question: Race Problem America's race problem may have no easy solution, however, in theory at least, Americans are against racism. Most Americans are strongly opposed to the thought tha
BBC Learning English Weekender Shappi Korsandi Stand up Callum:Hello, I'm Callum Robertson and this is Weekender. The Edinburgh International festival is a month-long arts and cultural festival held in August in Scotland's capital city, Edinburgh. A
belly laugh knee-slapper 美国有一个谚语是这么说的:Laugh-and-the-world-laughs-with-you。Cry-and-you-cry-alone. 按字面来解释,这个谚语的意思是:笑,全世界和你一起笑
今天我们要学的词是, outrage。 Outrage, 是愤慨的意思。苏丹达尔富尔地区的反叛分子打死了至少十名非洲联盟的维和人员。United Nations Secretary-General Ban ki-moon expressed outrage over the attack, 联合国秘
I was telling my friend, Gina, a joke. I began it by saying, An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Frenchman walk into this bar, and Suddenly, Gina grabbed my arm and shook her head. I turned around and our coworker, Colin, was standing right behind me.
介绍: Killer = Excellent,outstanding 很棒,非常好, Have you tried the burgers at that restaurant? They are killer. 你尝过那家馆子的汉堡没?太棒了! Man!The movie we saw last night was killer. 我的天呐!我们昨晚看的电
学习外语,能听懂笑话说明你的水平真的很高,因为要听懂笑话不仅要懂语言,还要理解它的背景,今天Jenny和Adam要和大家聊聊经典的英语笑话。 笑话英语怎么说? Jokes: 笑话 Classic jokes: 经典
Topic1 4-Yr-Old Dies after Being Locked up in CarA 4-year-old boy has died after being forgotten and locked up in the car by his parents in Xiangtan, central China's Hunan Province last Saturday. The tragedy has again triggered heated debate on child
Topics: American Presidents - Herbert Hoover; knock-knock jokes; awful versus terrible versus terrific; initials in nicknames; that ship has sailed Words: starvation Great Depression to backfire tariff relief effort to memorialize dam lighthearted kn
今天我们来学习一下Gross这个形容词的用法: Gross:恶心 情景1:形容某个东西恶心。 Ew, there's mold all over this sandwich. It's so gross. How long has it been in fridge for? 啊,我的三明治上都长毛了,太恶心
Subject:It brought down the house. 迷你对话 A: Have you heard the speech delivered by your president? 你听到总统的演讲了吗? B: Do you mean the one about the new policy? Oh, marvelous! It brought down the house. 你指的是那个新政