时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
advice-givings
aggregate base
alhr
ammonia-maser-spectrum analyzer
antiprotonic
ball handler
Behrens, Peter
buck kid
Buduslau
carbon hearth bottom
catalytic combustion
chain speed
chunner
clearance cost of reservoir
come up to somebody
comparison series
Corydalis alaschanica
counterclockwise
critical strike
cubic axial system
cyanoethylations
dimethylxanthenone
drafting zone
elevons
et uxor
extrinsic photoconductivity
fixed-stay
fluid pump
free a prisoner on probation
give witness on behalf of someone
Gorizia, Prov.di
Hand-yoller
hatherleighs
have the courage of one's opinions
HCAP
heterotic effect
high-browed
Ikaalinen
implode
initial survey
intermediate memroy storage
International Baccalaureate
iodoquinofonum
ionized layers
IOPA
jildy
Khanh Xuan
kill
Komagfjorden
Lienart
lip synch
lower link joint
make a phone call
malaconotids
mangrove families
meliscava monticola
Methylstana-zole
milleped
modular deck
modular testing
muhlenbergii
multitone circuit
my middle name
oblique scarf with wedge
otellini
over-alimentation
over-value
partial sterilization of soil
permesothyrid
power level
press pool
pulse-delay nomogram
pumpkin ash
Rayleigh interferometer
reference box
remordency
Renibacterium
repetition-rate divider
rhodian laws
right fibrous trigone
roller mill
roughs in
scudos
signal beacon
skin diver
speed of manipulation
stationary population
steering clutch release
subcentres
sweep saw
technicalism
tetridamine
transfolk
tube beader
turns about
typifies
unstartable
Veemente
yode
yoke shifter