时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
Accountant's Report Rules
acinus unit of lung
Actinomyxida
AIM-SPICE
amyl carbamate
apex caecum
arrow nock
bag filler
base allowable stress intensity
benzanilide
blowdown presssure
braking
British Tug Owners Association
Burningbush
bushwah
cadmium-titamium plating
career plateauing
catalyst porosity
cfln
choy sum
communication anti-reconnaissance
cortigon
countryward
cultural education
Cumbermania
deshea
deuteric alteration
discounted rate
downclimbing
electric wave recorder
equivalent absorption area of a surface or object
faulty phase
filler lighting
galathea multilineata
geneid
gravel packing completion
green sidelight
gunwale
hand chain hoist
Hanoverians
heater box
hemophagocytosis
IBUSTRIN
Kara-Khol'
lauzier
lavenda
leading edge flap actuation system
limited payment
low to high
magic-N-nucleus
make-up feed water
Makhmur
mammillary structure
marginal industry
marine light appliance
mastigophorans
nitroquinoxaline
noncurated
nongreedy
nuclei ruber
numerical simulation
occlusion evolution
ominated
opening for vena cava
optic bundle
Oradil
orientation measurement
outshet
overlinings
paha
photochemical filter
polar globule p. body
pressoreceptor reflex
probe spacing
Psychotria hainanensis
pulsed radiation
quasiseparability
ran around
ratio discriminator
raubal
remain in force
retrieval operation
reversing apparatus
ring-down supervision
ritter reaction
rolling on
sending-end crosstalk
slacks
slender rocket
starting place of shipping
strickler
summability method
superior bursa of biceps femoris muscle
syntax check
taper ring gauge
think out of the box
turbine bucket vibration
via pin
vincy
voltage of power supply
water distributor for inner cooling rotor
wilfredo