时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
-imus
aberrant goiter
aciculisivae
act of business tax
angledogs
antijacobins
azide method
Bacillus chyluria
basilomental
be ourselves
beltzville l.
bench-seat
bye bye
channel storage capacity
claims demand compensation
compatibility of deformation
containerizing
counter-alliance
cut-in wind speed
data-dependent function
datemarks
deaux
deep-well turbine pump
deltiologists
direct-examining
diversion of urine
diving boat
double diameter cylinder
double-acting actuator
draught capacity
eagle boat
earthquake strength
emergency-exit
empire skirt
felonesses
forklift attachment
Fria, Rég.
gene tunneys
Giaginskaya
glycol dicaprate
good manufacturing practices
hand-outs
hard left,the
heliodoruss
holy crap
hydraulic grease
hydraulic sway brace
inifap
intrinsic coloring
lamb's problem
Las Vegan
lunarian
male chauvinist piggery
minimum operating temperature
montfoorts
multibillion-dollar
mystickal
narikin
nature resonance
non-system
nontopographic photogrammetry
nuclear log
order fulfilment
Orteshotichia
overlift
overoptimistically
page boundary error
Penela
promulger
Q fever
quad pairing
quality-control chart
reason with sb for
remede
repartriation grant
samiresite (plumboan uranpyrochlore)
sbs
schrage
self-ill
self-mode-locking
Settafa
shipboard integrated man-machine system
Songhua Jiang
sotolol
spring coiling machines and apparatus
squiggliest
steal the show
stroke-plays
super fund
Tagal
tailorability
teremp
thermoresponsive
true heading computer set
unineme chromosome
unmanaged
vertical dividing partition
vibration stand
VPN Reconnect
waste sand and gravel
waterfall models
widlar