时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
2     C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
acid - insoluble ash
alovudine
American avocado
analog master module
arguitive
arsenic cancer
atrial systole period
backpressure regulation
biferrocenyl
Bird's sign
bliss ninny
brachyurans
cadmium oxalate
Caryolysine
centralized control station
centre of an area
CGMS
changings
Cidade Universitária, I.da
cluster of eggs
coagulantol
Coccus cacti L.
columneas
combined reliability
crispula
crossbreaking strength
crossing point
data-flow
Diplococcus pyogenes ureae flavus
dohan
droop nose,droop snoot
foreign exchange rate
formhydrazide
Fresnel collector
fuzzy robot
Gafuriyskiy Rayon
go/no-go decision
gsha
guffs
guille
have a passion for
heading upsetting
heads roll
in full uniform
in issue facts
inructation
internal feedback
ion beam assisted depositing
kirrhonosis
link page
logic fault
lotment
marinello
martensite point
mertrix lamarckii
Microtoena delavayi
microturbines
Mlicrococcus albicans tardus
natural-law generator
nature-printing
NG-Nitroarginine
objective actuality
Olynthos
outflow section
overdyeing
pathfinder prospectus
payment ability
Pellionia scabra
phonon-resonant scattering
plasticity of soil
pleurogynous
protected update mode
proved reserve
pulse-phase modulation
put the question
puzzle-peg
quantimeters
ram air induction
rotary-wing aircraft
rotating arm
rotating differential transformer
safe-hold
sandmo(u)ld
sibred
singular linear sequential machine
social desirability effect
southern live oak
storage class attribute
sublethal gene
subono
subroutine return instruction
supersedans
terminal miocene event
tin trimethyl
two-parameters
veloid
wash-out gravel
wasicu
water dispersion baking paint
with eager anticipation
zinc blendes