时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
abdera
acrylate copolymer
adventively
aerated pond
Asperger's
asymptotic direction of arrival
axial - flow compressor
axis of real
bandwidth-distance product
bi-directional
Boolean conjunction
Brunskill
cantharellus minor
capture area of antenna
character-indicator tube
christopher william bradshaw isherwoods
clutch facing
cocktail effect
coco bread
constant contribution line
content of ashes
counter-mine
counting filling machine with unit register
Desargues theorem
Dilāghah
dinitrobenzenes
Dixon Mann's sign
domestic application
double-step diffusion
ehs-net
entreatise
Eteocretan
even-grained (equigranular)
fore-inclined
forest remote sensing
from tip to toe
fusion-driven
gymnosolen
high-flow disposal system
immokalee
in a broad manner
instinctualized
integral algebroidal function
Intercaine
intersection exit
iridium tribromide
ISBS
jerk out
konjak
labile sandstone
leetha
Legendre function of the second kind
Lestock
llallagualite
lobe amplitude
low power Schottky TTL
microadmixture
Mizuo phenomenon
move-ments
nonthermal bremsstrahlung
nontoxic chelate
nucleus anterior corporis trapezoidei
number of golds
on-high
Osinki
park road
permissible individual maximum pressure
persian-lamb
political conflict
polyopsia
propagative reproduction
quercus garryanas
rank society
rationalizing denominator
registered ton
regular integral element
rrk
rscm
sbd
semiconductive ceramics
sepulchring
signal carrying line
signaleses
silent operation
sirenising
speak the word
Sungaianyar
superobese
sylvite
symmetric matrices
Takara-jima
tetrapody
theaceaae tea family camelliaceae
thiophenols
Thomas Mann
trend-busting
Trevintix
Trolard's net
uk remix
Umal'tinskiy
urban
wastewater pipe