时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
accessing cost for array element
agar hanging block
aid tying
Ampibeta
amplifying transformer
ascomorpha ecaudis
aseboquercitrin
automatic request terminal
Balakan
balanced check valve
bicolor indicator
bifornys
biophil elements
bougie insertion
brake propagation speed
caligraphy
cayle
chain letter
cluster controller
count of law suit
crystalloid bodies
current drogue
currying
cyanmetmyoglobin
Cylindrokelupha yunnanensis
dermestids
diverging system
Doctor Dolittle
electric passenger car
epigaster
etch-a-sketch
excitory input
exhaust valve cam
flame colouration
freight composition
full water
habitual dislocation of shoulder
Head And Shoulders Pattern
hernandejine
holquist
horrebow-talcott method
ice-pushed ridge
ignited
indirect assignment
katharobic
kilohms
Kong Waruk
Koshevoy
krames
L-hydroxyphenylglycine
lancet light
liquidation after complete realization of assets
listen to the advice
lutite (lutyte)
maccaluba
magnetic core plane
magnetoelastic effect
manfre
manoir
mating plug
metallic insulation
MHE
moshes
movable arm valve stem
net benefit in present value
nocebos
nonlinear distortion of scanning
paralexic
partialisms
pear can
Podophyllum peltatum
positive corpuscule
postinfarcted
probablistic
production expenditure
Prometol
radiation pattern antenna
Rayleigh equation
re-cohabitation
recycling cloud chamber
ritualless
Sambawizi
SCDL
SCSI port
soil water of stress
stack allocation
stand in her own light
talk some sense into somebody
temperature interval
tendon and muscle
thermal-relaxation time
trading commission
true boiling point fractionation
truncation noise
U. A. E.
Unterwaldhausen
vasotonic center
vibration recorder
wagering contract
weare
yell bloody murder