时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
aconitum vaginatum pritzel
arctic whiteout
asparamic
attention-seekings
auxiliary traction machine
avized
back up area
barbarise
be concentric with...
beray
biscyclopentadienyl iron
black gram
blood & air partition coefficent
blow jobber
Bonaparte, Mount
braceland
capillcry electrometer
central angiospastic retinitis
channel ship
chegwins
constraint nonholonomic
cuddesdon
Cycloprolol
DACPM
decontextualises
dendritic silicon
Dendrocalamus brandisii
drills steel sharpener
earthpigs
english sword dance
erddig
exceed the limits of the arbitral clause
extenuity
filiferus
firmware classification
force-up power
forward edge of battle area
garboard strakes
gas cushion cable
get in the groove
gives expression to
glaciotectonic
granting procedure
have tow on one's distaff
high speed auger
homogeneous parts of polynomial
hyperstimulating
Jearim
Kerberos
knife edge switch
liligers
linear discrimination classification
liquid interface indicator
malt mash
melomels
militias
millingtool
mind wandering
mine jeep
munuch
naphythylamine
narrow beam scanning radar
nod off
non-differential cost
observation well
Old South
ooze leather
over-fired furnace
pancreaticojejunostomy
papaya
partial breakdown
peak cell rate
piperphenidol
plaid shirt
propertarianism
punde
puy de dome
raise a big stink
regional authorities
renegading
retinal cones
safety load
scarus spinus
SEC Filings
simoon
siteswap notation
smoke fumigant
specif
sprue bottom
stacks the deck
standard frequency-satellite service
strongly coarse skewed
suprapellis
surface of constant curvature
take ... into ... confidence
tangiest
tenets
totalising machine
verprolin
watch maker's oil
wave-number scale
Zlatoslav