时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
adjective clauses
alkalinizes
anti-Witness
atmospheric ozone content
atomic number 64
automated direct access to information
bacillus paniflcans
Baer's vesicle
bioinformatic
birdbox
bottom center wheel jewel
bulldozer
canaliculata
Carresse
Cd-banding
Changbong
chicken-and-ham
commissioner of the treasury
commutative rejection
compass locator
critical shortage of
dam & conduit type power plant
de-excitation by gamma-emission
deflation gap
development system
DGPF
diathermocoagulation
diceros simuss
dies communes in banco
direct type recorder
faultline
financial projection
freight or carriage paid to
genus leucogeness
glyoxalate
high birefrigence optical fibre
homoisomerous lichen
hose-in-hose
humorously
insurance-backed
inter-connectedness
interchain disulfide bond
kaolinising
keratoplasia
koffigohs
laaser
Leporidae
Littlewood Nunataks
Lotilla R.
lupeol-3-hydroxyarachidate
makin' waves
malaya jacobsoni
marine magnetic chart
mean loss
methylmesylate
multi-decision
mush coil
my document
Nizhnyaya Poyma
One must drink as one brews.
optimum profitability
overlaping
P-tree
PACDIS
panel joint
Pasteurella boviseptica
plumbosolvent
practical interests
precision polymerization
pseudocelebrities
rail-mounted transtainer
refrigeration load
rhabdocoela
ribbon shape
robstown
Seger cone
select jumper
service braking system
shini-tai
sine oscillation
six sides forging
solid shaft rotor
Sorraia, R.
speak-box
St-Lon-les-Mains
starting damper
stratum cinereum
superfetating
synbranchids
Tacna
taeniura meyeni
telephone office
Tirpate
tpt (transmission path termination)
traytice
triservice
vibration ratio
w.v
well-expressed
WinPhone
word list
Xylorrhiza