时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
A.W.U.
admortization
aldoketen
antisweat covering
arctiid
assembly bolt
axis angle
Bart's
Bundesrath
carry sth through
catagmatic
celiac axis
Charcot-Marie-Tooth
Cinnamomum loureirii
clusters of differentiation 4
coasting distance
concatenating
conte
counterbeat
cumulative damage
Current River
Cymbidium macrorhizon
debottlenecks
deculcate
double face hammer
double-bend valve
efflux angle
electrically heated boiler
electroluminescent materials
Estanyol
exploit the particular advantages of each region
fatted
fertilizer side placer
film decreaser
final-years
French Wars of Religion
fuming-off temperature
gerbiers
globe pliers
gynaecomazia
gyroplatform
hand knob
hexacoordinated
hogback
hydraulic-plate bender
hydraulically operated
in consonance with
inspection and testing certificate
interstitches
irreducible branch
irrevocable without recourse letter of credit
isozoic
kinked equilibrium orbit
lacina
Lax equivalence theorem
Lengua
ligament of nape
Love me love my dog.
low voltage power supply
Maféré
magazinage
mary queen of scotss
meigher
metabolic require-ment
metallogenic prediction
micum
mizroch
moraine soil
MSHE
non-traumatic
parobolic reflector
partial short circuit
passivizing
payoff function
Pittosporum subulisepalum
planilla
prediatory
primordialism
productive structure of broadleaf trees
proglike
raise from death
ratio of tangential to radial shrinkage
register controlled system
rerationalizes
Sarakiniko, Akra
scrap melting
Serra das Araras
Specialist market
split segment die
spray discharge
square bashing
straingauging
Sub-50-nm
swap stories
take the wraps of
teaching(programming)
temporal dependence
three layers
underprediction
up to the nines
vandenboschia parva copel.
Worthville