时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
-poly
acceptor RNA
acoustic guitar
adaptive digital filter
afridol
alpine carbonate raw soil
antidiarrhoeics
auto-antitoxin
back mesurement
be in a temper
Beynac
Bhabhua
borrowings
breathing-room
British United Provident Association
Calico Rock
campbell
canal policy
carpotunnel syndrome
chemicalized
Claudio Monteverdi
coherent significant instants
Comatulida
cot opener
current annual forest percent
decree on patents
defences
didymium farinaceum schrad
discount quotation
dynamic run
emulator trap instruction
feed-water heating loop
file transfer protocols
fool's gold(pyrite)
free groundwater
fulgidus
Gardinol type detergent
gelousy
gemena
halofantrines
helesia macgregorii chun
inclinable power press
information, status
intercellular contact
irradiation sickness
jay notation
LCCN
loading bank
lysimachia clethroides dubies
mcgonagall
mclagan
mechanical pulp board
medicosocial
Milichiidae
mountain tick fever
mucous cystadenocarcinoma of ovary
naphthisotetrazine
near-forward
needle leaved wood
non-displacement pile
offer curve
orthopantograms
oscillating mixer
para-undulant fever
peripetalous fasciole
photoelectric cathode photoelectric cell
pilot engines
pinpoint porosity
pipe-tobacco
primary containment monitor system
Primula subularia
radanil
radix sort
rain elephants and whales
recovery flap
rectus in curia
relapse prevention therapy
ribonucleoside
rieke
rihan
Rochemaure
rough bloom
saur
semiochemical
shotten
shoulder meat
single-action press
solicitory
soup with chenken
southern oscillation index (soi)
starting temperature
step-up auto-transformer
stream ice
sweetback
typhoon watch
UHF mobile transceiver
Underwriters Laboratory
unloading circuit
volume reduced
wake vortex
Wikstroemia micrantha