时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
adipic acid diethyl ester
air window
Akkabak
allotrichoma livens
anodized dielectric film
argon supply system
bacteriocidic
Berekum
binge drinkers
body learning
Brewster magnifier
chainsmokes
changjiang river
coloristic
container service charge
Copper-soap
corpora tali
cowbarns
cranne
cyto-anatomy
day labour
delfantrine
distortion delay
diving shell
Ellington
endings
engine-sized paper
facsimile communication systems
fault collecting indicator
final working
fire danger division
flamdoodle
flexible steel cable
game-cock
gland steam desuperheater
Guillos
hair sprays
Hare's apparatus
idiosthenia
Ignacio Zaragoza
Indosasa sinica
inlinable
Inner Word
intrademe selection
Ireland I.
job safety training
jobbing shop
jowells
laboratory notebooks
laryngoscopic
Longinus
maguires
make appointments with
martin ii
matched pulse intercepting
meloplastic
Mielnik
mobilised
nics
non uniform memory access
non-poetic
nylon cord tyre
oil immpregnated cable
other monetary funds
Pampa Aullagas
payments in arrears
Piportil
pneumatic jack
proup-specific
push-down storage
quality control clearance
r?ssler attractor
radiator coil tube
rapid adjustment
resilient drive
rising nappe
river transportation insurance
Rostrinucula dependens
ruland
running empty
Sadā, Jab.as
sagging moment
sendzimir mill
septenate
septometer
setup precedure
sick unto death
silbomyia sauteri
snap ring bearing
snuffier
softball games
splendy
substitute characte
suction-plate
Susini
the original position
Tibbott
topognosia
tube sorting machine
two-way paper chromatography
Wood,Robert Williams
zener effect