时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
accounting statements
actual calculating area
algorithm mathematics
alkaline resistant cement mortar flooring
Americanistically
anticorrosion painting
antitumours
autoregressive processes
Autumn Leaf
base numder
be removed from
beberman
bipolar technology
bookmark list
boukrouhs
brim-full
compressive ultimate strength
computer on-slice
consumers sovereignty
crustoser
degrees rotation
derogatives
Diadumenidae
drawing down
dubberly
echo-chamber
elliptical incision
embryotegum
false coltsfoot
family stromateidaes
fastigiate branches
fiber optic velocity sensors
first-class fireman
fixed pitch propeller(fpp)
fly by the seat of one's pants
foreign current
friction-welding
gangway tackle
gepetto
headdesk
hosteled
Impatiens platyceras
impersonal micrometer
industrial circulating funds loan
isothermal coordinates
junction phenomena
jurimetry
key zeroizing
knapsack cipher
magma intrusion theory
mahfouzs
marine creature
master list
McCluskey
Medicago falcata L.
Meprotabs
missing fundamental
moulded fuel element
murawski
muscle pearl
NAEB
nimblenesses
nonlinear multivariable system
number of formula unit
octoploids
oligomolecular
package development
parallel shaft reduction gear
paramagnetic adiabatic demagnetization
Pedraza de Campos
pelabhan
pellet compression
per pass
pericline twin(ning)
personal allowance for income tax
pollution of ground water
preprinted data
Rabdosia irrorata
rectangular coordinates
request for information
RWNS
saona
sarplier
schwanitz
Schwetschkea
sea disturbance
settlement duty
Shaldezh
shift-identify
sieverts
structural plastic laminate
sub-audio frequency(saf)
supermall
sweet omelette
tawked
test dynamometer
thermo-remanent magnetization
urocitral
vegetable farming
vibration synovitis
zelazo
zicral