时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
alternative costs
amber lights
anchieta
anisotropous disc
astasia-abasia
at the movies
automatic paste filler
bedpost
beercans
boiler manufacturer
bottom arm
brass ore
bromine suboxide
chain gill drawing frame
Cheongyang-gun
Cherokee Strip
cinders
clapper bridge
copyright symbol
counds
crop end pusher arm
cyberczar
declinometers
dekagram (me)
dideoxyguanosine triphosphate
effective population size
engineering ceramics
extrinsic internal photoeffect
fashion victim
fictitious drag coefficinet
find one's tongue
firing data computer
flimflammer
folinerin
forescatering
gapeworms
gas-fitting
groundwater evaporation
H2O2
heseltines
Hillsboro Canal
hoummous
hydroperoxidase
hypocalcemic tetany
industrial use of solar energy
intermediate mass nucleus
leakage energy
leiomysarcoma
libeccio, libecchio
linchpin
liquid-metal-coolant
Mecatepe
mobile production platform
Motley, Joho Lothrop
multiple slit diffraction
musculus sphincter ani externuss
nkiru
nonrelaxed
orthopsychiatrist
over-carrier
oysterloit
pedunculagin
peronosporale
piezoelectric strain constant
Potentilla hypargyrea
pressure gradient-force
Protomonas
pulse-oscillator radar
Put your hand on your heart
pyromeconic acid
pyronyxis
quasisynchronization
rakinge-crok
relative vector
Rosenbach's law
rudolf diesels
runtu
rvps
Semau, Pulau
shellac varnishes
size reduction machinery
soda-solonchak
solventless epoxy varnish
spanishlanguage
spare no efforts
spasmodyspnoea
spillway capacity
stannary parliament
Stuart windmill
tail pointer
taper jack
tartarian age
taxation office
time gain control
total electron content
trirhenium
under cultivation
vampirologist
Wilhelmstal
wire-tying baler
Xenodochus
Xishuangbanna