时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
2     C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
afraid to
air inlet flue
Albizzia Durazz.
ardagh
art direction
avalanche diode microwave amplifiers
bahawalpurs
breast flash
cobalt brown
coldgas reheater
combustion value
common depth point shooting
computereasy
craniodistal
Crasnoe
cross-undertakings
crosshead type piston
desensationalize
Dieppe
distributing shaft
ejector draught system
elegit
elyn
energy loss by ionization
enrobers
erythrocles scintillans
external publication
flat four
flood level
flow figure
fod
forced harmonic vibration
French-frying
frequency of stripping cathodes
Fyns Hoved
gaut
generalized valuation
gluckman
grandpaternity
grid hopper
harowe
heptachloro-tetrahydromethanoindene
heterogeneous environment
high-voltage connector
horsepower
impanate
input stream class
input/output control module
inward-oriented
ionogenic linkage
iridovirids
jodie
Kalenborn-Scheuern
land-based pollution prevention and treatment
ligamenta capituli fibulae
live roller
manifestly
market location
method of cleaning
minimi
mode filter
mother-of-two
Mudgrass
musculus quadratus plantae
Nisab
nuclemete
palaeocon
past all bearing
paying tax
penny-dog
percervical tracheoscopy
Petrovo-Dal'neye
petzite
pinus sibirica(loud.)mayr
planetary-type grinding machine
play at ducks and drakes with
polarity period
pre-grammar
quasi-continuous process
Ribes americanum
Santo Antônio do Leverger
scale microscope
secondary receptors
seven-day
show status
signal code capacity
six phase rectifier
small focal spot
solid-state martensite
spiritual health care
steady distribution
sudden change relay
Tatsinskiy
the other way about
tripudium (ancient rome)
Trocal
Tulostomataceae
uranium ferrate
water jet propulsion unit
wet mill
winding constant
Windows domain