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monk = a religious man who spends much time praying and thinking about religion. monastery = a place where monks live. a vow of silence = a promise not to speak A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. Th
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A man was complaining to a railroad engineer. What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The railroad engineer replied. How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
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A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? B: No, I was standing on it.
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【生词预览】 callout 大喊 【笑话原文】 Whichwoman? OneeveningIdrovemyhusband'scartotheshoppingmall.Onmyreturn,Inoticedthathowdustytheoutsideofhiscarwasandcleaneditupabit.WhenIfinallyenteredthehouse,Icalledout. Thewomanwholovesyouthemost
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Aconcernedteachersaid ， IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. Astudentmurmuredtoanother,Wehopeyoudon'teither! Notes: 1.Aconcernedteachersaid ， IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. 一位老师担心地说：希望不要
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【生词预览】 tightfisted 吝啬的， stingy 小气的， Yama 阎罗王， escort 护送 【笑话原文】 TightfistedTilltheEnd Whenaverymiserlymannicknamedthestingyghostdiedandwenttohell,theYamaKingreproachedhim,saying,Youstingyghost!Whenyo
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Headache A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? We're an endangered species. Notes: 1. A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? 一只公熊猫对他妻子说：你说你头疼是什么意思
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The Greatest Detective A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? His father replied, Know her say, I married her! Notes: 1. A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? 一
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the last doughnut Do you know which two people at a nudist colony are the most popular? The first one is the guy who can carry a glass of cola in each hand and a dozen doughnuts. The second one is the girl who can eat the last doughnut. Notes: 1. Do
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fifty bucks Tom asked Sam，Can you lend me fifty bucks? I only have forty，Sam replied. Tom said, Give me the forty and you can owe me ten. Notes: 1. Tom asked Sam，Can you lend me fifty bucks? 汤姆问山姆：你可以借我50元钱吗？ lend指
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mailed photo A motorist received a picture of his car speeding and a $100 speeding ticket. He sent the police station a picture of $100. The police responded with another mailed photo: handcuffs. Notes: 1. A motorist received a picture of his car spe
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scorecard I used to play golf with a guy that cheated all the time. I remember once he had a hole-in-one and wrote down zero on his scorecard! Notes: 1. I used to play golf with a guy that cheated all the time. 我以前经常和一个老是作弊的家
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a tooth pulled A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. The man said, I want a tooth pulled. We're in a big hurry, so forget about any pain killers. The dentist said，You're very brave. Which tooth is it? The man said to his wife, Show him y
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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work? Watch, the man said an
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A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The business
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Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What's yours? asked the first boy. Tommy, replied the second. My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living? asked Billy
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Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. As long as you're asleep, it read, you have a job. But as
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Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily
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In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of
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At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask Why do we have to learn this stuff? To save lives. The pro
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