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The mother says to her daughter, Did you enjoy your first at school? The daughter answers, First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow? Principal: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?
Unit2 Black English 第二节 黑人英语 The black couple already had eight children, 一对黑人夫妇已有八个小孩, and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth. 而鲁拉梅又怀了第九个小孩, Finally she convinced her husband to get a
The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot. Why use my elbow and f
看美国的性感论,常会遇到有趣的jokes 。这里就从此处取材,先从简单的以Bargain Counter(特价品专柜)为题的笑话说起。 He: Are you free tonight? She: No, but I'm inexpensive. 他问:你今晚有空吗?可是
【生词预览】 rotten腐朽的,sit on位于,extract拔出 【笑话原文】 Bills Still Keep Coming I tried to replace the rotten post that the mailbox sat on, but saved the beloved old box. I managed to extract all but one of the rusty nail
【生词预览】 parrot鹦鹉,beak(鸟类的)嘴,trim修剪,apt易于 【笑话原文】 I Wont Hurt You One day, a man brought in an African Grey Parrot to have its beak and wings trimmed. The owner warned that the bird disliked these pr
Alice 和Monica正在促膝谈心,这可是很罕见的。 Alice问:你认为你最大的缺点是什么? Monica说:我不得不承认我最大的缺点是虚荣。有时候我坐在镜子前面就只是欣赏自己的脸。 Alice说:那不要
一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。 别听他们的,他母亲安慰道,你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买二十磅土豆来。 购物袋在哪儿? 没购物袋了----就用
一个单身汉要电脑为他找个完美的伴侣: 我要找一个娇小可爱的,喜爱水上运动又喜欢群体活动的伴侣。 电脑回复是: 娶一只企鹅。
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5
Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher abou
【生词预览】 sit-down坐着由服务员送来吃的,across对面,stare盯着 【笑话原文】 Dont Want to Miss It A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year
【生词预览】 drunk醉汉/喝醉了的,argue争论,settle解决 【笑话原文】 Drunks Two drunks were walking along. One drunk said to the other, What a stunning night, look at the moon. The other drunk stopped and looked at his drunk
【生词预览】 delight使愉快,spot发现,honor system诚信制度 【笑话原文】 Can Be Trusting? Everything about country customs delighted my neighbors who had moved to our small town from the city. Then one day they spotted a sign, F
【生词预览】 test测试,list列出,sternly严厉地 【笑话原文】 My Dream Job I found a dream jobtesting computer games. My first day at work I was listing testing plans in an Excel program when my manager walked by. He looked at my s
【生词预览】 hire雇用, personnel主管人事的,discover发现,imagination想象力 【笑话原文】 Somebody with Imagination Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is
【生词预览】 male雄性的,female雌性的,crab 螃蟹,sideways从一侧,immediately马上 【笑话原文】 I Cant Let Him Get Away A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight ins
【生词预览】 turtle 乌龟,sorrowfully悲伤地,tissue paper卫生纸、面巾纸,burial ceremony葬礼 【笑话原文】 Can I kill it? Mommy, my turtle is dead, little Jack sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her i
【生词预览】 appliance store 家用电器商店,blonde 金发碧眼女人,dye 染色, disguise 化妆/假扮,frustrated 沮丧的,exclaim (由于痛苦、愤怒)呼喊 【笑话原文】 We Don't Sell to Blondes A blonde went to
【生词预览】 carpenter木匠,evidence证据,witness目击,idiot白痴,measure测量 【笑话原文】 I Measured It A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the ac