时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:“他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。”



“别听他们的,”他母亲安慰道,“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买二十磅土豆来。”



“购物袋在哪儿?”



“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”











学英语单词
'Entry
acne keloidalis
alcohol beverage
apportionment of expenses
arthrifuge
Association of Oil Pipe Lines
backs-to-nature
be at mess
be conscious of
Bernoulli method
blessed virgins
braking effects
broad band relay network
census
ceramic matrix composite (cmc)
chameleon segment
chronic bee paralysis
Cincinnati Arch
cocks-comb
company with share capital
coralliophila neritoidea
counted string
crank frame
crystalline particle
Cyanoferrite
Darwin, Vol.
data conversion line
despotics
devejian
diffuse interstitial pulmonary fibrosis
dilat-
dribbling
ecumenicalism
energy dissipation rate of exercise
express from
fakih
fashion stylist
fistula colli congenita
forepractices
fractional cipher
free piston gas turbine locomotive
gaspipe pliers
glass bottom
Glyceria grandis
grid of screw dislocations
gyro horizons
hand-rodding
hardening of calculus
harmonic relation
implementation evaluation
infinite pad method
interspheres
Kapenaar
lead contamination
lewdster
linotype-hells
live weight
local batteries
maenor
manganese(ii) acetylacetonate
manrope rove
MeV (million electron volts)
microporus affinis
mineralography (mineragraphy)
neurogeography
nkolo
normal working conditions
open cycle control system
pat.pend
photo-electric photometer
poke fn at
pollutional condition
positive component
powerman margin
preflex
pressure welding
principle of respondest superior
revvable
sanger's method
Sclerodermatales
separatist movement
shafeeq
Shimane
social-issue
soul-candle
spectrum trading consultation
spensol solutions
stand in sb.'s light
step-mother
strain cracking
stub tooth gear
stunk out
subclass euryalidas
sucrose octaacetate
thermal performance test
tintagels
U-2911(carbestrol)
vacuum switch
vertical zone refining
vicissities
wheat stem rust
z-coordinates