时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:“他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。”



“别听他们的,”他母亲安慰道,“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买二十磅土豆来。”



“购物袋在哪儿?”



“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”











学英语单词
3-(2-propylthio)propene
aeronautical satellite communication
al khums (homs)
Alectoromorphae
antimony trioxytetrasulfide
arab revolutionary brigadess
be gassed
Beaupreau
belt clasp
bokha
brake rim
canted nozzle engine
charious
chloride content depth profile measurement
circular cooler
classification of steel vessels
cleansing
counterstamp
court inquiry
covy
cowburn
cyberbusiness
Delphene
Dividend Irrelevance Theory
Dubos lysin
duodenojejunostomy
Eddington('s) limit
endochonaral bone
entrammeling
exponential sequences
fastnachts
field thistles
foreign seeds
front mould
full mesh
garnick
germination speed
grauncher
Hledobo
homogeneity postulate
hyperacanthosis
infant respiratory distress syndrome
intermediate type arbour support
jaworsky
junior suite
kicked over
law-merchant
limpet mines
liver fluke
living water use
machine safety
macropes major
meliosma sinensis nakai
membrana flaccida
moosted
multi-feed circular latch needle machine
nanoethics
newishly
ni-skutterudite (chloantite)
open-pit development
pit crater
plantation-owner
polarizing prism
poptic cell
Portland beds
prayer flag
pre-oedipal
precious serpentine
pressed upon
program unit counter
PRS (pattern recognition system)
Pseudochlorite
reepithelialization
root-mean-square deviation
rosasite
rotary tube furnace
Salomonia elongata
scratch for
scrubble
shouts out
silphiums
soak in
stem fiber
structurals
styremic
superliners
susurrant
sweak
tactile allochiria
timing motor
timing precision
tmx
tube germination
Unixish
unsoberly
Urup, Ostrov
Vättern
water potential gradient
Windows PowerShell
wrapped in a shroud of mystery
zero force connector
zooscopic