时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:“他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。”



“别听他们的,”他母亲安慰道,“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买二十磅土豆来。”



“购物袋在哪儿?”



“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”











学英语单词
AG doublet
Aletsch
alkyl imido chloride
annulling
arteriola
Baltic herrings
barbarea vulgariss
be deficient in
bhownaggar cotton
biff
C. A. S.
CARDITIDAE
CCRU
cellular degenration
celter
CLASSI
cock wheel
colloidal silver chloride
compensation-type voltmeter
compound arbitration of exchange
cutting rotation age
cyclohexanones
dickfest
disseminating by man
driving time
dynamic visual acuity
economic scarcity
eisaku
facet effect
flexural fatigue
Galeola falconeri
Gauss-Bonnet theorem
genus Pouteria
gross registered tons
Hannaites
high-cycle aircraft (hca)
honey monkey
i have been
immunointensity
inherent short circuit protection
jackchain
japanese maples
Kaptol
kornelias
lava-like
lens-vasicle
lobi parietalis
mehlville
miconia miconia
military communication satellite system
multi-level continuous sampling plans
multiple smoothing method
nanogroove
nesting place
Nha Be, Song
O Lam
olation
oppignerated
organophosphate nerve agents
oximonam
p-fluorophenylalanine
paintabler
paranotal expansion
Pee Pee, Koh
photofile
piezo crystal
plexometer
pop - up window
pre-flash
pressure burst
protective device for short-circuit
purpura bullosa
raflak
re-signing
reciprocal cone
revaluation surplus of fixed assets
rudder pulling rod
savourily
scotomamete
semistaminate
Senales, V.di
service improvement
short odds
Siu Lam
snow grains (sg)
strophanthic acid
subscan routine
syncartesis
thallium(i) telluride
Things look nasty .
Thomas Jackson
tqe
tungsten copper alloy
valve guide puller
waddings
Wahabi
washing erosion
whistling duck
White Stripes
wideband data comunication
yeston
zincostaurolite