时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:“他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。”



“别听他们的,”他母亲安慰道,“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买二十磅土豆来。”



“购物袋在哪儿?”



“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”











学英语单词
3-distearate
active campaign
allotment factor
antiabortions
Arazede
blank-cap
bolus hd.
Brienzer See
business enterprice sector
by grab
Caberdelt
calcium orthoarsenite
capacitance increment
carbon rich waste
cardioschiasis
catch you on the flip side
Clemens, Samuel Langhorne
clusteredness
coefficient of sectional form
collecting-arm loader
ColorPalette
Cordattes
cyclogram of machine
cypraea saulae
damped torsion swing test
devived
disposing
earth rotation synthesis array
economic cartography
feed up (with)
fetology
foreign trader
free-coasting payload
fully registered bond
gonging
harvest mites
Hobah
human statistics
indicatio morbi
INFOTERM
inhable
integrated navstar hybrid inertial
integrated square
judiciable
Kalaji
Khalatse
kick boxing
Knockanaffrin
kokanee
lath brick
lawn court
llamadas
long-range accuracy system
longitudinal magnetizing ampere turn
looped lace
Lucenec
melanic schizochroism
morasha
motor wind
nickeloan clinochlore
nonuniform speed
Novara, Pte.de la
obedience to authority
opsopyrrol
out-toll
overripens
pastori
persistent fetal circulation
petach
Phillips Collection
photodosimetry
pony pump
principle of covariance
process of internal inhibition
quantile regression
reduction of process
replunges
request for discussion (rfd)
road-racing
Roots vacuum pump
sacrifie
saopron
schlocks
see someone across
semeiotics
shadow banking
sicks up
skippership
sodium carbonte
spline fitting
stray capacitance
sucking out
teeterboard, teetering-board
thyroid - stimulating hormone
tower-type Koepe winder
trapped air-cushion vehicle
Ustedal
vicente blasco ibanez
what it says on the tin
wing profile theory
wood rubbing strip
write reservation password