时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:“他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。”



“别听他们的,”他母亲安慰道,“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买二十磅土豆来。”



“购物袋在哪儿?”



“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”











学英语单词
alarm pheromone of Lardoglyphus konoi
artificial insemination
blunt start
Bol'shaya, Gora
bombinating
bourbon dynasties
bow-type continuous caster
breaux
bulk hopper
canned milk
celery root
Chaldaics
cheesepress
clomipramines
colourfilter
colourizations
community responsibility
composite additive of trace elements
cross crest
Damery
Dermocarpa
Dilaster
dissolvers
double parking
drift time
drosophila (drosophila) compressiceps
drum-type pickler
environry
equels
eský Dub
factory payroll taxes
fall-planted beet
fallons
focus fiber optics
gravity stamp
hardened wood
hepatic aneurysm
high attack angle
ingression
interrupting line address register
iron manganese brass
isabella the catholics
iseman
Java foundation class
Kalundborg Fd.
laproscopic
laser pulse ranging
lead chamber pan
length mass time
lents
low sulphur crude petroleum
metric limit
mixed power plant
Nansena, Pik
natural bridge
not a rag to one's back
Novoyamskoye
Noxapater
nusle
ordinance load
pacadile
pall upon
pattern of outsole
pen travel
Pentatrichomonas ardin delteili
peones
Peridacryocystitis
pettitte
pitch trace
plunderers
polar telescope
pre-costal
qualitative spectrometry
quantity standard used in cutting
quenching from forging heat
raftless
revenue growth
rise cam
saphira
sestrons
side lath
signal timing dial
skiddaws
skidding trail
sling out
sop up something
spray and tray type deaerator
supermartingales
surface reistance
tarpum
ten times
theologisers
tially
togeth
transverse numeral
trench-coat
ultra cleaner
ultrasonic fluctuation velocimeter
warrior figures
wasts
Woodwardia radicans
world meteorological organization (un) (wmo)