时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:“他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。”



“别听他们的,”他母亲安慰道,“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买二十磅土豆来。”



“购物袋在哪儿?”



“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”











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acrocomia sclerocarpa
Adenan
aluminum-alloy wire
antitechnologism
apothecary
ASCALABOTA
be pregnant
Bioinorganics
biotic simplification
Bulgarophile
callistocythere besani
carbon-fibre end-ring
carjacked
change the position of window
channel storage
ciliated band
cladothrix dichotoma cohn
clearing of accounts
contact-zones
cyanate resin composite
cylinder stripping rail
diesel electric ship
distributed algorithm
dithio-carbamate
divergents
driver ic
empirical relation
enough to make the angel weep
euphotide
fibrinolysinase
fluid flows
food parcel
footline
Formofoss
Foucault prism
frizz
fruit-based
fully-formeds
functional verification test
genevite (idocrase)
Gley's glanas
globular protein
green beam
gross central melting
individual wage rate
irisation
Jardine R.
juxtapulmonary capillary receptor
kippaxes
krippner
ladylike
lavonda
lead sb. a dog's life
lift someone's heart
light breezes
low salt
Malaucène
mating flange
microlichen
microporosity
microwave phototube
mobile telemetering station
monarthric
neodecanoic acid
oilseed protein
pedalcar
personal consumption spending
photolocking
pitch damping
primary basalt
primer cup
pro-markets
programmable ventricular pacemaker
public network
quality of mood?
rubber pad press
Rzeczyca
sand control liner
scapolite-rocks
Schuller's methods
signed out
simple mechanism
ST_communicative-styles_talkative-and-eloquent
stability derivatives
stfans
straight ahead motion
synchronous contractor
Talyy
tap detector
temperature record
the business end
thermal water
three shaft
Tibetian
top plug
treering
tripterygium wilfordii hk.f.
tunable semiconductor laser
unofficial rate of exchange
ureterocy-stoneostomy
Uromastyx
water-collecting area