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英语笑话：Two More "Dialog" Jokes

A: I was born in California. B: Which part? A: All of me. A: Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo? B: No, I'm sorry I don't. A: Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left.

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：Alphabet Riddles

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect? A: B. (bee) Q: What letter is a part of the head? A: I. (eye) Q: What letter is a drink? A: T. (tea) Q: What letter is a body of water? A: C. (sea) Q: What letter is a vegetable? A: P. (pea)

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - A Good Dancer

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - The Second Opinion

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - Punishment

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：tourist 白宫的观光客

tourist Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? The answer is a tourist. Notes: 1. Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? 你知道美

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：你是踢什么位置的？

【生词预览】 shin 胫骨， umptieth 第无数次的 【笑话原文】 WhatPositionDoYouPlay? AfterIhadinjuredoneofmyshinsfortheumptiethtime,mydoctorsuggestedIwearsomesortofprotection.RememberingtheshinguardsIworewhenIplayedsoccerover60yearsag

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：听笑话学英语:good choice 选得真不错

一天，两个工程系的学生在校园里碰面了。一个大声地招呼另一个：嗨！这单车真棒！你在哪弄到的？ 哦另一个回答，有一天，我在去教室的路上遇到一个年轻漂亮的姑娘骑着这辆车，她跳下

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(46) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：一个问题 A Question

Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course? 教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？ 学生：考试科目的名称是什么？

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：听笑话学英语:Perfume and new marker 香水和麦克笔

Perfume and new marker 香水和麦克笔 词汇扫描 Instructional assistant 指导员助理 Second-graders 二年级生 Perfume 香水 Marker 麦克笔 英文原文 As an instructional assistant for a public school, part of my job involves teachin

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Blonde Detectives美女侦探

Blonde Detectives 美女侦探 [00:13.26]Blonde Detectives [00:25.02]美女侦探 [00:33.00]词汇扫描 [00:37.19]interrogate 询问 [00:44.35]suspect 嫌疑犯 [00:50.11]profile 侧面 [00:56.11]fluster 惊惶失措 [01:02.75]flash 晃一下 [01:05

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Bargain讨价还价

[00:24.82]used-car 二手车 [00:28.53]in great condition 情况不错 [00:32.47]feign 假装 [00:37.10]英文原文 [00:38.01]My son, a used-car dealer, [00:39.77]showed his customer a 2005 Chevy in great condition. [00:43.20]And it's only $7, 000,

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Wrinkle-free 免熨

[00:07.23]Listen and Share [00:10.53]Wrinkle-free 免熨 [00:20.52]词汇扫描 [00:24.89]grab [gr?b] 抓住 [00:27.75]iron ['ai?n] 烫衣服 [00:31.23]tag [t?g] 标签 [00:34.20]wrinkle-free ['ri?kl][fri:] 防皱的 [00:37.49]英文原文 [00:39.55]

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(43) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：New vet新手兽医

[00:28.63]annual ['?nju?l] 年度的 [00:31.86]summon ['s?m?n] 召唤 [00:35.31]perturb [p?'t?:b] 非常焦虑 [00:38.59]vet [vet] 兽医 [00:41.76]英文原文 [00:44.37]Shortly after graduating from veterinary school, [00:48.13]I rode with my mothe

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：谁觉得自己很愚蠢?

[00:13.68]Substitute Teacher [00:15.92]代课教师 [00:19.13]A substitute teacher [00:20.73]was trying to make use [00:22.68]of her psychology background. [00:25.29]She began her class by saying, [00:28.78]Everyone who thinks you're stupid, [00:32.3

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Collateral(押品)

[00:15.12]Collateral [00:16.79]抵押品 [00:34.55]词汇扫描 [00:38.57]collateral 抵押品 [00:46.54]cover 足以抵消 [00:52.36]pickup 皮卡车 [00:59.91]teepee 印弟安圆形帐篷 [01:08.09]withdraw 提取（存款） [01:16.80]An old India

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：你最想要的签名

[00:00.28]Most wanted autograph [00:02.55]最希望得到的签名 [00:05.01]Our university newspaper [00:08.02]runs a weekly question feature. [00:15.23][00:12.80]Recently, the question was: [00:13.36]Whose autograph would you most want to have, [00

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：是什么让你早晨从床上跑起来?

[00:13.70]Motivation [00:15.59]动机 [00:17.95]MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR [00:19.40]once launched into a lecture on motivation. [00:23.22]What pushes you ahead? he asked. [00:26.86]What is it that makes you go to school each day? [00:31.31]What driving fo

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Pretend Doctor假医生

[00:28.59]pretend [pri'tend] 假装 [00:31.88]concerning [k?n's?:ni?] 关于 [00:35.03]portray [p?:'trei] 描绘 [00:38.67]shock [??k] 冲击 [00:42.21]英文原文 [00:44.10]For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls [00:47.95]an

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(111) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Billing- 账单

[00:31.14]ailment 小病小痛 [00:34.07]exasperated 使生气或不耐烦 [00:39.08]英文原文 [00:41.05]A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. [00:44.38]Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people [00:48.08]describing their ai

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(137) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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