Unit1 Gets your troubles goodbye 第一节 向你的烦恼说再见 A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. 一位犹太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列队进入天国之门。 Said the Jew to St. Peter, 6

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Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast? A: Lunch and supper. Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have? A: Baby tigers. Q: Why is the number six afraid? A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine) Q: How many legs does an a

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生活中常常有需要我们调节气氛的时候,怎么调呢?讲个英语笑话。如果讲不好笑话怎么办,讲个冷笑话。。今天小编就来教亲们讲冷笑话呦~ 1.Why is the letter T like an island? Because it is in the m

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【生词预览】 attach附加,bill钞票,change零钱 【笑话原文】 Change A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students al

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【生词预览】 match火柴,strike点燃,vain徒劳的 【笑话原文】 Each Match Lit There was a man who cared more for money than anything else. One day he sent his son to buy a box of matches, and told the boy he must see that each match

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【生词预览】 pupil学生,incubator孵化基地,beforehand之前 【笑话原文】 Visiting a Chicken Farm One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, a chick just got out of its e

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【生词预览】 suspicious怀疑的,poke戳,rib肋骨 【笑话原文】 Counting Your Ribs Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. Youre running around with o

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【生词预览】 roast烤制的,send over发送 【笑话原文】 Got Well One day a boy came to his teacher and said,Teacher, my father wants to know if you like roast pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very

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Pa won't like it 爸爸会不高兴的 It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. Hey Willis!! the farmer yelled, Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the

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Poisonous snakes 毒蛇 A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, Dad,are we poisonous snakes? The father replies proudly, Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son? Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!! 一个

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Parking Expenses 停车费 A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security fo

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A dumb boy 笨小孩 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then call

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Wrong Way 错误方向 As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, Fred, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 94. Please be carefu

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[00:41.52]A listener called the disc jockey on the air at our radio station [00:44.83]to ask about the upcoming lunar eclipse. [00:47.66]The eclipse can be seen at 1:30 in the morning, the DJ told her. [00:51.28]That late? the listener snapped. [00:5

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[00:25.49]Land 获得 [00:29.80]Spreadsheet 电子表格程序 [00:34.11]Catch 逮住 [00:38.26]英文原文 [00:40.14]Finally, after years of testing business software, [00:43.31]I landed my dream job -- trying out computer games. [00:46.26]My first

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[00:25.41]Percussion 敲击 [00:29.15]Rehearsal 排练 [00:33.48]Dumb 呆傻 [00:37.30]Conductor 指挥 [00:42.07]英文原文 [00:43.24]I was percussion major when I was in college, [00:46.08]and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra, [00:48.4

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Corporate manager quotes [00:07.27]Listen and Share [00:10.64]Corporate manager quotes 公司经理语录 [00:22.11]词汇扫描 [00:25.63]memorable ['mem?r?bl] 值得纪念的 [00:29.22]quote [kw?ut] 引语 [00:32.07]mediocrity [?mi:di'?kriti] 普通

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[00:07.50]Listen and Share [00:10.15]Dress accordingly 看情况穿衣 [00:21.94]词汇扫描 [00:25.78]facilities [f?'silitis] 设施 [00:28.87]due to [dju:] [tu] 由于 [00:31.74]accordingly [?'k?:di?li] 有依据地 [00:34.73]英文原文 [00:36.6

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[00:13.79]Captain's recording [00:15.83]机长的录音 [00:18.83]This is your captain speaking. [00:21.61]On behalf of my crew... [00:23.91]I'd like to welcome you aboard [00:26.03]British Airways flight 602 [00:29.70]from New York to London. [00:32

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[00:19.82]Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. [00:23.50]Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife [00:27.40]by endearing terms, [00:29.06]calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. [00:34.17]Bernie looked at Morr

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