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Unit3 A lessons in finance 第三节 财政学的一课 Smith was the manager of a construction company and was taking bids on a new project. 史密斯是一家建设公司的经理,他正负责一个新工程的招标案。 The first bidder was a
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit
A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct
bill A White House assistant asked the President this question. She said, What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, sir? He replied, Shhhhh, keep it down. Justpay it! Notes: 1. A White House assistant asked the President this question. 一个白
One student to another: How are your English lessons coming along? Fine. I used to be the one who couldn't understand Englishmen, and now it's Englishmen who can't understand me. 一位学生对另一位说:你的英语最近学的怎么样了? 很好,我过去不懂英国人
一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋,说:那太好了!一个炉子可以省一半的煤,那么如果我买两个炉子的话,不就可以把煤全都
[00:46.99]investment counselor 投资顾问 [00:51.43]go out on one's own 自谋生路,自立门户 [00:57.37]shrewd 精明的,明智的 [01:02.14]diligent 勤勉的,努力工作的 [01:06.90]in-house counsel 法律顾问 [01:11.12]integrity 诚实
[00:25.04]senior 高三学生 [00:28.56]babble 不停地说 [00:31.78]life's calling 人生目标 [00:35.82]misspell 拼写错误 [00:39.68]英文原文 [00:41.13]When I was a high school senior, [00:42.66]I saw an inspirational ad on TV about becomi
[00:25.03]sushi bar 寿司店 [00:28.57]accent 口音 [00:31.94]patron 顾客 [00:34.97]observe 注意到 [00:38.22]wasabi 芥辣 [00:42.20]英文原文 [00:43.50]Working as a server at a sushi bar, [00:46.26]I saw a customer trying to get my attenti
Truly American scholar 果然是美国学者 [00:07.29]Listen and Share [00:11.44]Truly American scholar 果然是美国学者 [00:24.64]词汇扫描 [00:28.46]involve 与有关 [00:31.85]history archive 历史档案馆 [00:36.26]station 驻扎 [00:3
[00:25.35]telemarketer 电话推销员 [00:29.62]quality assurance 质量保证 [00:34.22]overhear 无意中听到 [00:37.93]cube 办公室格子间 [00:43.11]英文原文 [00:44.16]Successful telemarketers don't have to be brain surgeons, [00:47.68]
[00:29.81]Scramble,急急忙忙地跑 [00:34.59]turn out 结果 [00:38.88]take aside 拉到边上 [00:46.91]I was in the band at Ellsworth Air Force Base, South Dakota. [00:53.36]Our group was required to play for all generals who arrived on base. [0
[00:14.52]Blood donation 捐血 [00:27.11]词汇扫描 [00:31.31]bottom line ['b?t?m][lain] 净收益 [00:34.37]complex ['k?mpleks] 设施齐全的综合性建筑 [00:38.88]rifle range ['raifl][reind?] 射击场 [00:43.18]英文原文 [00:44.87]Who s
[00:14.92]Come in an envelope 坐信封过来 [00:26.92]词汇扫描 [00:30.99]torrential [t?'ren??l] 湍急的 [00:34.00]rainstorms ['reinst?:m] 特别猛烈的暴雨 [00:39.08]representative [?repri'zent?tiv] 代表 [00:43.05]weary ['wi?ri] 心焦
[00:26.43]brag about 吹噓 [00:30.45]boast about 自夸 [00:34.79]the Alps 阿尔卑斯山 [00:39.23]the Dead Sea 死海 [00:55.13]An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. [00:58.86]My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. [01:
[00:14.37]Off from work [00:16.54]请假了 [00:19.38]My personnel-management class [00:21.62]consisted mainly of adult, working students. [00:25.85]One night while discussing job enrichment, [00:29.25]the teacher asked if any of us would be happy [0
[00:14.40]Open-book exam [00:16.57]开卷考试 [00:19.54]ON THE DAY of our final exam [00:22.15]at my Community College [00:23.98]in Santa Maria, Calif., [00:26.66]we heard that the bookstore [00:28.39]had changed its policy [00:30.63]and would buy
[00:19.74]While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, [00:23.84]a college student led the way into the den. [00:27.10]What is the big brass gong and hammer for? [00:30.25]one of his friends asked. [00:32.16]That is the talking clock, the
[00:19.37]I was going to bed the other night [00:21.94]when my wife told me [00:23.77]that I had left the light on in the shed. [00:27.59]She could see from the bedroom window. [00:30.27]As I looked for myself, [00:32.41]I saw that there were people
[00:33.58]cop 警察,巡警 [00:38.14]run a stop sign 闯停车指示牌 [00:43.83]grief 悲痛,忧伤 [00:49.22]give somebody grief 欺负某人,伤某人的心,找某人的茬 [00:57.74]slow down 减速 [01:03.83]A cop stopped a man for run