时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

 Unit2 Black English 第二节 黑人英语


The black couple already had eight children,  一对黑人夫妇已有八个小孩,
and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth.  而鲁拉·梅又怀了第九个小孩,
Finally she convinced her husband to get a vasectomy. 最后她说服了她先生去做男性绝育手术。
On the morning of the operation,  手术的早晨,
she was surprised to see her husband putting on a tuxedo and getting into a limousine for the short ride to the hospital. 她惊讶地看见她老公穿着礼服,乘坐一辆礼车到不远的医院去。
"Say, honey, what's all this about?" asked Lula May. "亲爱的,这是怎么一回事啊?鲁拉·梅问道。"
"Baby, if you gonna be important, you gotta look important. "宝贝,如果你想当名大人物的话,就要让人一看就知道你很重要!"

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学英语单词
abundance of isotopes
adjacency relation
ambulance barge
antalgesica
archiepiscopates
bawlings
Berlin-blue
betita
block logic computer
brags on
breast bench
burdin
celesco
channel control command
chronostratigraphic chart
cooling bed shears
counterpotent
curry and rice
curtseyed
cyclical variation
density of load
design standards manual
differential trap
disolvate
dockside trial
dollar-baseds
edematous exostosis
edge-runner dry mill
every so often
excruciation
eyepiece slide
film-metering device
flydown
forward scatter propagation
genus veronicas
granulopotent
habenular ganglia
hand drying apparatus
harmonic motion cam
herba mosiae
high-speed magnetic amplifier
Hiroshige, Ando
immunopeptidomes
insert drive valve
interpretive classification
jack base
James Buchanan Brady
jobholder
kawaguchi
Kim Son
kineticists
labour mark
level tree
Likhakhama
lotus leaf
made circuit
Malbranchea
Maroon toner
marram grass
Maytenus berberoides
mcconnells
Meclomen
metaisomerism
msstic tests
multichannel multipoint distribution service
multiple unit operation
nave-line
navigation dome
nitrogen purge line
octulosonic acid
off-flavor
officious intermeddlers
outeross
p-aminomethylbenzoic acid
patroe tor pedo boat
pivot buoy
plan of accounts
psephologist
pseudoanthropomorphic
radicates
rivanna
SIBOR
Skryabino
Smithsburg
solvent wash
steamrollered
teenest
thin airfoil theory
triboelectric means
tube bundle of tube-type heat exchanger
two-dimensional model
undreggy
unfunctionalized
valve voltage regulator
variety of crime
vor airborne equipment test facility (vot)
whitmer
wirecut EDM
wooden cover
ynogh
zakaria
ZnSO4