时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

 Unit2 Black English 第二节 黑人英语


The black couple already had eight children,  一对黑人夫妇已有八个小孩,
and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth.  而鲁拉·梅又怀了第九个小孩,
Finally she convinced her husband to get a vasectomy. 最后她说服了她先生去做男性绝育手术。
On the morning of the operation,  手术的早晨,
she was surprised to see her husband putting on a tuxedo and getting into a limousine for the short ride to the hospital. 她惊讶地看见她老公穿着礼服,乘坐一辆礼车到不远的医院去。
"Say, honey, what's all this about?" asked Lula May. "亲爱的,这是怎么一回事啊?鲁拉·梅问道。"
"Baby, if you gonna be important, you gotta look important. "宝贝,如果你想当名大人物的话,就要让人一看就知道你很重要!"

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-orexia
abrasive hardness test
absorption current of dielectric
accommodation land(s)
Aconchada
apex point
Ba Ria
baby killers
baradar
be prepossessed by
begaumed
block floating point
cell division cycle gene
centrally planned economy
cermet of life-saving appliance
coarse-filter
combined air force
computer security verification
concrete tubular pile
cone-bearing tree
counterpropagandizing
cycloid curve
deffontaines
diethyl dichlorosilane
double-cup insulator
dresioside
ensors
estres
ethyl myristate
fingernail clam
flash light buttery
frequentflier.com
Fuirena ciliaris
genus Leucaena
half cross belt
hand-pull
have worms
hillside hitch
hook cant
hypercritic
interpretation of data
kayser-fleischer rings
leadership styles
leuco-
line telegraphy
low politics
lung fish
Luzula spicata
Manglietia conifera
market gardeners
mesocycle
microlepia marginata
Mignano
MINIA
moko-moko
mouse-deer
mousquetaire cuff
multidiameter boring cutter
multinomially
naming container
neatresse
Nicoya, Pen.de
nonactivated
nonperishable cargo
Obergriesbach
oconee bellss
optical density of cloud
over-and-over
ovula Nabothi
pall-bearer
planar growth
power density profile
programme step
re-imposed
resenteth
riyaq (rayak)
Sahelian
sake-cake
satellite telecommunication with automatic routine
Severo-Baykal'skoye Nagor'ye
sheet casting
sitherope
solar cell connection
staff light
statisitic reception
sulfide ion
supplicants
Sǒnch'ǒn
tablet
testing medium
tiemaker
to the manner born
trip coil
true equinox
undulated fibrous texture
unoriented crystalline polymer
value expressive function
vanadium tribromide
vapour diagram
versatile pulse shaper
Waleys