时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

 Unit2 Black English 第二节 黑人英语


The black couple already had eight children,  一对黑人夫妇已有八个小孩,
and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth.  而鲁拉·梅又怀了第九个小孩,
Finally she convinced her husband to get a vasectomy. 最后她说服了她先生去做男性绝育手术。
On the morning of the operation,  手术的早晨,
she was surprised to see her husband putting on a tuxedo and getting into a limousine for the short ride to the hospital. 她惊讶地看见她老公穿着礼服,乘坐一辆礼车到不远的医院去。
"Say, honey, what's all this about?" asked Lula May. "亲爱的,这是怎么一回事啊?鲁拉·梅问道。"
"Baby, if you gonna be important, you gotta look important. "宝贝,如果你想当名大人物的话,就要让人一看就知道你很重要!"

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