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A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, Dad，are we poisonous snakes? The father replies proudly, Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son? Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!! 一个阳光明媚的下午，
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A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that shed like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces shed like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde. I dont think I could ever eat twelve. 一位金
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Old Man And Donkey There was an old man, a boy and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride. As they went along they passed some people who thought that it was a s
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Wife's Begging 妻子的祈求 Two men were talking at the break-room. 两位男士正在休息室淡论着。 One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. 一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。 In the end he said
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Three Drunkards 三个醉汉 Two drunkards are walking along. 两个醉汉正在走着。 One says to the other, What a beautiful night, look at the moon. 其中一个对另一个说，多么美丽的夜晚呀，看那月亮。 The second drunkard st
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Where It Should Be Plugged 插在何处 A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. 一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教育孩子。她的儿子中有3岁。 One day, she took a plug and s
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Kid's Perspective 孩子的视角 On the way home from the first day of school, 在上学第一天回家的路上， the father asked his son, What did you do at school today? 父亲问儿子，你今天在学校做了什么？ The little boy shrugge
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Failure in a Test 考试不及格 Why did you get such a low mark on that test? 这次测试你为什么得这么低的分？ Because of absence. 因为缺考。 You mean you were absent on the day of the test? 你的意思是考试那天你没去？
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A Touching Farewell 一个感人的告别 Two old friends were out golfing. 两个老朋友出外打高尔夫球， As they were preparing to tee off near a road, 当他们在一处路旁准备开球时， a funeral cortege drove by and one of the tw
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Wait till Next Year 等明年再说 The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast. 一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她边吃边看报纸。 Did you hear about this, dear? she asked. 亲爱的，你听过这则
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A Half-price Ticket 半价票 How much is the movie ticket? 电影票多少钱一张？ Ten dollars, kid. 10美元，孩子。 I only have five dollars. 我只有5美元。 Please let me in. 请让我进去吧， I'll see it only with one eye. 我只用
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It's the Law 这是个法律问题 A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting American about British law. 一位身材修长，举止文雅，穿着光鲜的英国人向来访的美国人解释英国法律。
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And Modest Too 也要谦虚为怀 The man I marry must be as wise as Solomon, 我要结婚的对象必须要像所罗门王一样聪明， as mighty as Hercules, 像赫克力士一样强壮， as brave as Admiral Nelson, 像纳尔逊上将一样英勇，
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Can't You Be Little More Supportive? 你能不能多支持我一点? The delighted young politician called his mother and reported enthusiastically, 一位年轻的政客打电话给他母亲，高兴地说道： Hey, Mom, I just won the election! 嘿，
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All's Well That Ends Well 结局好的就是好 Three rather deaf friends met on a street corner. 三个重听很严重的朋友在街角碰面。 Windy today, isn't it? said the first. 今天风好大，不是吗?第一个说。 No, it's Thursday, s
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Unit 6 Is This What They Mean by Second Childhood? 第六课 老年是人生的第二个童年期吗? An old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying. 一位老人看见一个小男孩坐在路旁号啕大哭。 What's the matter, little boy?
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A Remarkable Talent 一位了不起的天才 Did you know I could tell time by the piano? asked one friend of another. 你相信我可以由钢琴知道现在几点钟吗?一位老兄向他的朋友问道。 You're kidding, replied his companion dubi
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【生词预览】 attach附加，bill钞票，change零钱 【笑话原文】 Change A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students al
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【生词预览】 match火柴，strike点燃，vain徒劳的 【笑话原文】 Each Match Lit There was a man who cared more for money than anything else. One day he sent his son to buy a box of matches, and told the boy he must see that each match
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【生词预览】 pupil学生，incubator孵化基地，beforehand之前 【笑话原文】 Visiting a Chicken Farm One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, a chick just got out of its e
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