英语笑话听力+文本：但是老师哭了

【生词预览】 spoil宠溺，dote on溺爱，tantrum发脾气 【笑话原文】 But the Teacher Cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled .His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anyth

英语笑话听力+文本：一个小花招

【生词预览】 clerk售货员，tape卷尺，plasma 等离子 【笑话原文】 A Small Trick All I wanted was to pay for some batteries, but none of the clerks in the electronics store seemed interested in helping me. I got an idea, and pulled

英语笑话听力+文本：译文没有找到

【生词预览】 cardboard纸板，creation作品，bet确信 【笑话原文】 Translation not Found I returned from Russia after living there nearly two years. My sister decided to surprise me by creating welcome home signs in Russian. She went

英语笑话听力+文本：助听器

【生词预览】 hearing aid助听器，supervisor负责人，parcel包裹 【笑话原文】 Hearing Aid A woman rushed into the post office and wanted to see the supervisor. I asked, Whats the trouble? I went out this morning, she began, and when

英语笑话听力+文本：入学考试

【生词预览】 conservatory音乐院校，physiological生理的，nonsense胡说 【笑话原文】 An Entrance Examination In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, the teacher asked one of the boys, What is the most important phys

英语笑话听力+文本：海滨宾馆

【生词预览】 idyllic质朴宜人的，spot场所，grimly生气地 【笑话原文】 A Complaint Some people always have something to complain about. I stayed in a beautiful hotel right on the beach in Californiaan idyllic spot, you would thin

英语笑话听力+文本：告诉过你了

【生词预览】 alley小巷，predict预言 【笑话原文】 Told You So On my way to deliver a computer to a customer, I saw a handwritten sign at the entrance of an alley. It read, Blocked! Can not pass! Difficult to turn back. I continued any

英语笑话听力+文本：雇一个保镖吧

【生词预览】 bodyguard保镖，pistol手枪，evaluate评估 【笑话原文】 Hire A Bodygaurd When my new job required me to transport valuables, I decided I needed a gun for protection. Since I knew next to nothing about firearms, I joined

英语笑话听力+文本：三只我都买了

【生词预览】 roaster供烤食的食物（土豆、鸡等），butcher肉贩，counter柜台 【笑话原文】 Ill Take All Three When a woman requested a whole roaster at the market, the butcher didnt let on that the bird was the last one. Do

英语笑话听力+文本：这就是垃圾

【生词预览】 can桶，haul运送，trash垃圾 【笑话原文】 The Garbage Can Is the Garbage Ive been hauling trash for years, so when the sign Garbage appeared on trash can, I replaced it with my own note, After 20 years on the job, I know

英语笑话听力+文本：还有别的门吗

【生词预览】 tardiness拖延，unacceptable不可接受的 【笑话原文】 Is There Another Door? Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was una

英语笑话听力+文本：又没病了

【生词预览】 roast烤制的，send over发送 【笑话原文】 Got Well One day a boy came to his teacher and said，Teacher, my father wants to know if you like roast pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very

英语笑话听力+文本：我给花瓶上了色

【生词预览】 matron主妇，antique古董，shade色度／色调，eccentric古怪的 【笑话原文】 I Painted the Vase A wealthy matron was so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decided to have her bedroom painted the same color as

英语笑话听力+文本：老胆小鬼

【生词预览】 violent猛烈的，thunderstorm雷暴，tuck给?盖被子，tremor颤抖，sissy胆小鬼 【笑话原文】 A Big Sissy One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about

英语笑话听力+文本：现在的电影是有声的了

【生词预览】 rural农村的，concession stand小吃摊，purchase购买，grin咧嘴笑 【笑话原文】 We Have Sound Now For the first time in many years, an old man travelled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying

英语笑话听力+文本：不用找了

【生词预览】 secondhand二手的，bazaar义卖市场，prospective预期的，paperback平装本，triumphant得以洋洋的 【笑话原文】 Keep the Change Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospe

英语笑话听力+文本：E-mail电子邮件

E-mail 电子邮件 A man left for a vacation to Jamaica. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail message. Unable to find the scrap of pape

英语笑话听力+文本：That's the difference这就是区别所在

That's the difference 这就是区别所在 A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, retu

英语笑话听力+文本：If Life Were Like A Computer假如生活是一台电脑

If Life Were Like A Computer 假如生活是一台电脑 You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjust

英语笑话听力+文本：How did I do?我干得怎么样

How did I do? 我干得怎么样？ A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a s