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经典双语笑话 第21期:一个早熟的小孩

A Precocious Child 一个早熟的小孩 When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home, 当挨家挨户兜售东西的推销员按了一幢郊区房子的门铃后， he was taken a back when a 10-year-old boy opened the door

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经典双语笑话 第19期:许个愿吧

Make a Wish！ 许个愿吧! Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread. 每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都会经过一户人家，他总是看见一个

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经典双语笑话 第16期:你说什么

You said what? 你说什么？ Moe, Larry and Curly had been stranded on a desert island. They were walking along disconsolately when Moe happened to kick a bottle lying in the sand. 莫伊、赖利和卷毛因船触礁搁浅而被困在一个无人荒

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英语笑话听力+文本：不想错过

【生词预览】 sit-down坐着由服务员送来吃的，across对面，stare盯着 【笑话原文】 Dont Want to Miss It A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year

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英语笑话听力+文本：三个醉汉

【生词预览】 drunk醉汉／喝醉了的，argue争论，settle解决 【笑话原文】 Drunks Two drunks were walking along. One drunk said to the other, What a stunning night, look at the moon. The other drunk stopped and looked at his drunk

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英语笑话听力+文本：能信任吗

【生词预览】 delight使愉快，spot发现，honor system诚信制度 【笑话原文】 Can Be Trusting? Everything about country customs delighted my neighbors who had moved to our small town from the city. Then one day they spotted a sign, F

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英语笑话听力+文本：梦寐以求的工作

【生词预览】 test测试，list列出，sternly严厉地 【笑话原文】 My Dream Job I found a dream jobtesting computer games. My first day at work I was listing testing plans in an Excel program when my manager walked by. He looked at my s

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英语笑话听力+文本：有想象力的人

【生词预览】 hire雇用， personnel主管人事的，discover发现，imagination想象力 【笑话原文】 Somebody with Imagination Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is

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英语笑话听力+文本：我可不能让他跑了

【生词预览】 male雄性的，female雌性的，crab 螃蟹，sideways从一侧，immediately马上 【笑话原文】 I Cant Let Him Get Away A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight ins

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英语笑话听力+文本：我能杀了小乌龟吗？

【生词预览】 turtle 乌龟，sorrowfully悲伤地，tissue paper卫生纸、面巾纸，burial ceremony葬礼 【笑话原文】 Can I kill it？ Mommy, my turtle is dead, little Jack sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her i

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英语笑话听力+文本：我们不卖给金发女人

【生词预览】 appliance store 家用电器商店，blonde 金发碧眼女人，dye 染色， disguise 化妆／假扮，frustrated 沮丧的，exclaim （由于痛苦、愤怒）呼喊 【笑话原文】 We Don't Sell to Blondes A blonde went to

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英语笑话听力+文本：我量了一下

【生词预览】 carpenter木匠，evidence证据，witness目击，idiot白痴，measure测量 【笑话原文】 I Measured It A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the ac

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英语笑话听力+文本：Pa won't like it爸爸会不高兴的

Pa won't like it 爸爸会不高兴的 It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. Hey Willis!! the farmer yelled, Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the

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英语笑话听力+文本：Poisonous snakes毒蛇

Poisonous snakes 毒蛇 A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, Dad，are we poisonous snakes? The father replies proudly, Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son? Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!! 一个

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英语笑话听力+文本：Parking Expenses停车费

Parking Expenses 停车费 A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security fo

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英语笑话听力+文本：A dumb boy笨小孩

A dumb boy 笨小孩 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then call

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英语笑话听力+文本：Wrong Way错误方向

Wrong Way 错误方向 As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, Fred, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 94. Please be carefu

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英语笑话听力+文本：Arrange the lunar eclipse安排月蚀

[00:41.52]A listener called the disc jockey on the air at our radio station [00:44.83]to ask about the upcoming lunar eclipse. [00:47.66]The eclipse can be seen at 1:30 in the morning, the DJ told her. [00:51.28]That late? the listener snapped. [00:5

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英语笑话听力+文本：Office hour, game time?上班就是打游戏?

[00:25.49]Land 获得 [00:29.80]Spreadsheet 电子表格程序 [00:34.11]Catch 逮住 [00:38.26]英文原文 [00:40.14]Finally, after years of testing business software, [00:43.31]I landed my dream job -- trying out computer games. [00:46.26]My first

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英语笑话听力+文本：这是你被称为指挥的原因

[00:25.41]Percussion 敲击 [00:29.15]Rehearsal 排练 [00:33.48]Dumb 呆傻 [00:37.30]Conductor 指挥 [00:42.07]英文原文 [00:43.24]I was percussion major when I was in college, [00:46.08]and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra, [00:48.4

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