成长的烦恼第七季:The Wrath of Con Ed

Ben: Looking sharp dad. Jason: Well I have no choice. See your mother, a women in the high maintenance category, requires a top drawer evening. Ben: F.Y.I. dad, its popcorn-shrimp night at the sizzler. Jason: Well thanks but unfortunately three month

成长的烦恼第六季:Eddie, We Hardly Knew Ye

Ed: And my thanks to you my good man. Taxi Driver: That's thirty four even. Ed: I'll be right back. Taxi Driver: Hey, if I knew I was going to have to wait, I wouldn't have turned off the meter. Ed: I know. (In his head) Oh god give me strength. (Al

成长的烦恼第七季:In Vino Veritas

Mike: Ah Mr. Brower. Luke: Sorry I'm late Mr. Seaver Mike: That's the third time in a row Luke, maybe I should call 555-Deli and leave a wake up call? Luke: Don't worry I only sleep in class Mike: Hello, So ho Pete's? This is Francis X. Tedesco and I

成长的烦恼第七季:Maggie's Brilliant Career

Jason: Good morning. Maggie: Morning, Jason. I just got my first fan letter from my column. Jason: Good. That's wonderful. What's it say? Maggie: Dear Miss Malone, I've never really given much thought to kitty litter, but your recent article opened m

成长的烦恼第七季:Don't Go Changing

Jason: I hate psychiatric conventions, Maggie. Bad food, boring speeches, three days of hell. Come with me; we'll have a blast. Maggie: As madcap as you make it sound, I can't. Jason: Mmmmm Maggie: Oh, honey, you're just upset because the program com

成长的烦恼第七季:The Last Picture Show 2

Maggie: The senator offered me a job! Jason: What? Maggie: Executive director of Media Relations. Maggie: We are thinking about moving to a wonderful place called Washington DC. Chrissy: The murder capital of the USA? Ben: You guys can go on ahead to

成长的烦恼第五季521

TV He drives for the basket, two seconds, he's up, it's good! Mike Jason and Ben: (cheering) TV And the Knicks tie it up! We go into overtime! Jason: Alright here we go! Maggie: Jason! Chrissy and I are getting tired of waiting out in the car. You s

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Mike: Due to the continuing flu epidemic, the following teachers will be out today, and their classes cancelled. Oh, Kate you read 'em, I'm too nervous. Kate: Professor Forrest, Chem. and Bio labs. Mike: Oh, I knew I should have taken Chemistry. Kat

成长的烦恼第四季:Mandingo

Toni: Mike, I really had fun today. Mike: Well I must say, today has gone pretty much the same for me too. So far. Knock on wood. Alright, do you like card tricks? Toni: They're my favorite. Mike: Alright. Pick a card, any card. Ok. Alright. Now thi

成长的烦恼第七季:Honest Abe

Abe: Hey, the seniors guys day out was one great idea. Ben: Yeah, it was four guys, out on the town. Mike: Eating anything we want Jason: Walking past discount jewelers without missing a beat Ben: Hey, you guys remember last month, when mom and Carol

成长的烦恼第七季:Vicious Cycles

Mike: Ha! That's what they make you wear at Captain Sub? Luke: No, I just like to dress like Popeye. Mike: Look, when you get a new job, you do have to deal with difficult people. Luke: You mean like the customers? Mike: No, like your family. Maggie:

成长的烦恼第七季:Back to School

Maggie: Hi honey. Jason: Oh you're backhave you seen my credit cards? Maggie: Oh yesDid you know that you could double a spending limit with just one call? Jason: You're kidding! You didn't. Maggie: Relax; we only shopped at the back to school sales.

成长的烦恼第六季:The World According to Chrissy

TV: Channel nineteen, Long Island News... Maggie: Five more minutes, Chrissy, then bed time. Chrissy: Oh, great! For the first time I'm drawing inside the lines, I've got to go to bed. Ben: Chrissy, a tip; Mom's a sucker for cute. Trust me, it never

成长的烦恼第六季:Divorce Story

Jason: Well I loved it, and I generally don't like musicals, right Maggie? Maggie: Oh you loved La Cage au Folles. Jason: Yeah, but that wasn't for the music; I like men in dresses. Maggie: Jason! Carol: Don't anybody look, but that cute waiter has

成长的烦恼第六季:Let's Go Europe 2

Previously on growing pains: Mike: Hello, Mrs. Seaver Wouldn't you like to put the thrill back into your marriage by touring Europe for just pennies a day? Maggie: Mike, the day your dad springs for a trip to Europe, is the day pigs fly. Seats in fi

成长的烦恼第六季:Happy Halloween 1

Chrissy: How's it going Dwayne? Dwayne: Great. I puked three times already. Chrissy: Mum, dad, let's go already. People are going to run out of candy and start handing out sticky fruit. Maggie: Hang on a minute Chrissy. Chrissy: And the time it's ta

成长的烦恼第七季:The Kid's Still Got It

Luke: Ok, now hold this down and be careful, it those to wires touch you can get a nasty shock. Mike: Ben. Ben: Yow. Mike: Hold this down for me. Ben: Sure, aww. Luke: Got it yeah. Mike: Alright, alright, look at that this one cable, three sets diffe

成长的烦恼第七季:There Must Be a Pony

Carol: I can tell without seeing them, the new neighbors are stuck up and pretentious. Maggie: Carol, you can't judge them by their car, lots of people have BMW's. Carol: With a bumper sticker that says 'you couldn't afford my other car either'. Magg

成长的烦恼第六季:Happy Halloween 2

Previously on growing pains: Chrissy: Dad every second we waste is candy out of my mouth. Jason: So I thought with all the rain, tonight would be a great night to have the old pilgrim Halloween. Chrissy: What did they do? Jason: No, they told scary

成长的烦恼第六季:Daddy Mike

Jason: Maggie, if we don't leave now we are going to miss the start of that movie. Maggie: I don't care. I'm just going to see Mel Gibson. Jason: Remember Mike, Chrissy's bedtime is... Maggie: Right now. Mike: Hey! you told me it was in an hour. Chr