成长的烦恼第六季:Happy Halloween 2

Previously 1 on growing pains:
Chrissy: Dad every second we waste is candy out of my mouth.
Jason: So I thought with all the rain, tonight would be a great night to have the old pilgrim 2
Halloween.
Chrissy: What did they do?
Jason: No, they told scary stories.
Carol: If that's my blind date calling to cancel, tell him I'm not here.
Jason: Hello.
Carol: Tell him I'm out with somebody incredible 3 good looking.
Jason: That was Eddie on the phone. Mike was supposed to pick him up a half hour ago and he hasn't shown.

Chrissy: It's light enough.
Maggie: Close the door Chrissy, you're not going anywhere.
Chrissy: Oh no! It figures.
Jason: Come on, close the light, close the door and tell us some more scary stories.
Carol: I'm not finished with my face yet.
Ben: Yeah, well maybe you will have it ready for the Olympics of''92.
Jason: All right who wants the next turn? Carol?
Carol: Oh I'm not with you people, I'm just waiting for this stiff 4.
Jason: Looks like I could use some help here Ben.
Ben: Carol, get your butt 5 over here right now and tell a story.
Carol: No.
Jason: Ben, I'm saying you say a story.
Ben: Ok, once upon a time on Halloween, at the sweat t-shirt contest…
Maggie: Ben…A Halloween story, scary.
Ben: Ok, scary. It was Halloween and I was coming home from school.

(Story begins to be depicted)
Ben: Mom, dad, it's your favorite son…you know…Ben….Ok well I'm going to be up I'm my room studying like Oas.
Ben: It was odd. No one to greet me, no one to tussle 6 my hair.
And then I heard a noise…a stranger noise I had never heard before.
Jason: Hold it!

(Story ends)
Ben: What? What did I do this time?
Maggie: Ben I want a scary story, really scary.
Ben: Ok, well, I got you this time.
Chrissy: I like the pizza story Benjamin.
Ben: Thank you Chrissy, but this one is better. This is the story of why I stopped trick or treating.
(Story begins)
I was like any other kid with this Halloween thing, you know…there were good ones, there were bad ones. I had been around the block a time or two…I mean I had been doing this trick or treating scam since before sugar was a dirty word. And through all those years of begging, there was one house you never visited. The word was out: Don't go to Bulager's house. Not that anybody had ever seen him, but we all heard the stories. If you went there, you didn't come back.
I mean, isn't that where the Logger family disappeared? All ten of them, wiped out without a trace. I had to find out, even if it was the last thing I ever did. I couldn't make any noise.
Ahhhhhhh…
(Story continues)
I could have run, I could have turned weenie, but I decided 7 to face this like a man. It was odd, even with my heart beating like that. A strange calmness took over me. I think it was because of that smell. Where had I smelled that before? It was warm, inviting…with a hint of cheese, and just a dash of oregano.
(Story finishes)
Ben: Wait until you hear the ending, seriously.

Jason: Carol, do you have anything to contribute?
Carol: I don't want to tell these stupid Halloween stories.
Maggie: It doesn't have to be a Halloween story, just a scary story.
Jason: Come on Carol, I have every confidence you can frighten all of us.
Carol: Well, there is this dream I have been having…I've been having it a lot actually.
(Dream begins)

I'm in a subway station, and I'm late.
Speaking in dream: Where is everybody? Is this some sort of Jewish holiday? Got to make my train…I jumped the turn stile… no that would be wrong, and I never do anything wrong…it's the tragedy of what I am.
VOICE: Attention please! Stop winning and jump the turn stile. Yeah... I'm talking to you bookworm.
Carol: Wow, can you believe I did that?
Grandma: It doesn't matter, that train is never coming.
Carol: What?
Grandma: I didn't say anything.
Carol: Oh sorry.
Grandma: I thought it.
Carol: I can hear your thoughts?
Grandma: And I can hear yours.
Carol: I'm just going to ignore her, and get on that train, and get out of here.
Grandma: Its isn't coming, it's the subway car called success. And it doesn't come to people who just wait for it.
Carol: Well, what are you waiting for?
Grandma: I always wait here. I have been doing it since I was a freshman 8 at Columbia University. My name is Carol seaver, what's yours?
Carol: You are not Carol Seaver, I'm Carol Seaver. This is so bizarre 9.
(MUSIC)
Yes Carol Seaver is bizarre, don't you know that's the kind of person that you are.
Don't let up what you did; treat it like a sin, to be the kind of person that you are…
Thought you had the knowledge, when you went off to college, how come you not there anymore…Misses, such a miss-fit…or should we call you misfit? Your entire life is rotten to the bone…
Hahaha

(Song ends)
Carol: Ah… (falling)
I don't believe this, I'm flying….I'm flying. I'm not an uptight 10 little bookworm who is afraid to sore. I can do something that nobody in the entire world can do. I'm special.
Mike: Hey, yo, Carol!
Carol: Mike?
Chrissy: Hey Mike, wait for me!
Ben: Beep beep, coming through.
Carol: I'm not special.
Chrissy: Hey you can see our house from here.
Ben: Yeah
Carol: Ah…(falling)

(Dream ends)
Carol: What nobody here has dreams like that?
Everybody: Oh yeah, sure, yeah…..
Maggie: Honey, it's just a dream, its nothing to worry about or be embarrassed about.
Jason: No that's true, and tomorrow I'm going to give you some numbers of some colleagues of mine you can talk to ok?

Ben: Carol, your date is here.
Mike: Hello?
Jason: Mike is that you?
Mike: yeah.
Carol: Oh great, it's only my stupid brother.
Maggie: Quiet Carol. Mike, you scared the life out of us, Eddie called, where have you been?
Jason: Something wrong?
Mike: Yeah I'll say.
Jason and Maggie: Mike, well what's wrong? What happened?
Ben: Mike, you look like you have seen a ghost.
Mike: Uh, look, I'm not crazy am i?
Jason: What are you talking about?
Mike: I mean, I'm not the kind of kid who imagines things, right?
Maggie: NO honey.
Mike: That's what I was afraid of. See, I never really made it to Eddie's tonight.
(STORY BEGINS)
Mike: I thought I knew every road in long island. I'm going to be fine, nothing to be scared of…Mommy…mommy…Hey are you ok?
Kara: I think so.
Mike: Ok, well what happened?
Kara: I don't know…
Mike: Ok, its ok, it's ok... Listen uh, uh, how many fingers do you see?
Kara: Two.
Mike: Great, you want to go out sometime?
Kara: What?
Mike: Uh I'm sorry, my name is Mike Seaver.
Kara: Kara Danes.
Mike: OK, Oh man you are ice cold.
Kara: I have been here a while.
Mike: Here take my jacket.
Kara: Oh thank you.
Mike: I'm just glad you are ok, look at this car.
Kara: Frank is going to be so mad at me for toweling his car.
Mike: Yeah, well Frankie is just going to be happy that you are alive.
Kara: You are funny.
Mike: Pardon me?
Kara: Oh Frankie is such a wonderful dancer.
Mike: Hey wo, wo. Are you sure you are ok?
Kara: Oh darling hold me just hold me.
Mike: Uh, well sure, if I got to.
Kara: Will you help me?
Mike: Uh well, exactly how big is this Frankie guy?
Kara: Take me home.

Mike: Sure…Uh Kara, do you have any idea where we are?
Kara: Yes.
Mike: Well, would you like to share that information?
Kara: Why did it have to end this way?
Mike: What?
Kara: Mike have you ever held someone in your arms and felt eternal 11 love wash over your soul?
Mike: Dozens of times.
Kara: You are cute….oh, ohw…
Mike: Are you ok? I will pull over. Look I'm sorry, most of this car is just jag and metal., let me see that. Oh gosh that is one nasty 12 cut, we are going to have to get this wrapped. If it were bleeding….Kara, why isn't it bleeding?
Kara: It must not be very deep.
Mike: What are you kidding? This needs stitches 13. The cut is gone!
Kara: I told you.
Mike: All right all right, let me see the other hand.
Kara: Hey look! It's our favorite place.
Mike: Uh?
Kara: Don't you remember? We had our first date there.
Mike: Uh Kara, look, I have never been to this dinner in my entire life, and believe me, if I had ever one out with you I would remember. Boy, I'd remember.
Kara: I'll race you to the door.
Mike: Ok she's crazy, but she looks good. What am I talking about? This is what I have been waiting for.
Kara: It stopped raining.
Mike: There's horses here…uh wait a second I forgot my keys.
Kara: Here!
Mike: Oh thank you…
(Enters)
Mike: Oh wow, isn't Halloween great? I mean, everyone is having a costume party.
Abe: Later Mr. President, I got a customer.
President: Don't worry Abe; Let them find their own booth.
Abe: Booth, where?
President: Gotha!!!haha.
Kara: Let's go to our usual table.
Mike: Our usual table?
Babe: I hit 50 homeruns in an 8 fielder game.
Marilyn: Oh come on Babe, Yankee stadium is only 273 down the right field line.
Babe: Hey you know baseball.
Marilyn: Yes, and I also know fat.
Mike: Uh wow, you are a dead ringer for Marilyn Monroe.
Marilyn: Trick or treat.
Kara: Mr. President, they are at our table.
President: hey you two, you have been hogging 14 that table for four score and seven years.
Laurel: Well there's another nice mess you got me into.
Hardy 15: (indistinctive)
Colonel Sanders: And Truman, you ought to see what I can do with red bean.
Truman: Promises, promises.

Mike: Uh Kara, look, I know I don't need to tell you this because I know that you already know, but I have never actually been here with you before.
Kara: You are right.
Mike: Oh come on Kara don't cry…I meant that I have been here with you before, lots of times. Hey, who's kidding who? I am a regular! Hey hey, give me my usual, hold the sprouts 16.
Kara: No, you are just a sweet dear boy who found a lonely soul on the side of the road trying to get home.
Mike: Look Kara, why don't you just give me your phone number and I will call your parents and tell them that you are fine.
Kara: It's 555-5406
Mike: Ok, fine. You just sit right here and relax, ok? Everything is going to be just fine.
Kara: I know it is, Frankie.
Truman: He seems like a nice young man.
Kara: Truman, be good. I'll go powder my nose, I'm going home Truman.
Home…

Mike: Thanks…Excuse me but have you seen the girl I came in with?
Abe: Yeah, whooooo
Mike: No,no,no, I mean she disappeared. See, I was on the phone with her mother, who by the way burst into tears and hung up on me. Does that say anything to you?
Abe: What's a phone?
Kara: I'm ready to go.
Mike: Good lord! How did you get here?
Kara: You drove me.
Mike: Hey look, I was on the phone with your mother ok? She started crying and told me that I was playing some sort of cruel joke on her, and then she hung up on me. What kind of trouble are you in?
Kara: Come, I'll show you the way.
Mike: To where?
Kara: To where I have been trying to go for 17 years.
Mike: Uh?
Man: ladies and gentlemen, now coming up soon for our youngsters 17 up there, our little friend from Italy, Topo Shizo But first, right here on this stage, paradise 18 dinner is proud to present Mr. Jimmy Hendrix and Liberachi. Jimmy, Li, get up here.
Liberachi: Now Jimmy, it's magic time.
Hendrix: Yeah, I'm with ya Li.
Kara: Let's go.

Mike: Hey, it looked like you floated to me.
Kara: We are almost there.
Mike: I don't see any houses.
Kara: Mike, stop the car.
Mike: Why?
Kara: Because I'm home, I'm finally home.
Mike: Kara, we are in the middle of nowhere.
Kara: Dance with me Frankie.
Mike: It's Mike, remember?
Kara: Please….
Mike: Uh Kara, you are loosing me here.
Kara: For one moment, that's all I ask. I know we promised to love only each other, but I release you from that promise.
Mike: Thanks.
Kara: I hope you find love, I hope you find happiness.
Mike: You know Kara; I just really hope that you are ok.
Kara: I miss you.
Mike: What do you mean?
Kara: I know you will find another love.
Mike: Look, Kara, I got an idea. What do you say we get back in the car, I'll drive you home and everything is going to be ok. All right, Come on…obviously you have been through a lot of shock today and you are a little confused.
Kara: Goodbye.
Mike: Hey wait, where are you going?
Kara: Home.
Mike: Home? Kara look, there are no houses up there. Come on, there are no houses for miles…Kara? Kara? Hey Kara, this isn't funny... Kara? Kara? Where are you? Hello?
(Story ends)

Maggie: Honey are you ok?
Mike: Yeah, you know it's just that the one thing that makes no sense whatsoever 19 is…is…How you guys could be so gullible 20.
Maggie: What?
Jason: None of this happened?
Maggie: Mike you scared us to death.
Mike: Is there a better night for it?
Chrissy: Yeah, you would have made a great pilgrim.
Jason: You planned all this.
Mike: No I didn't, I just planned to come home and scare Ben. I mean I knew he would be here toilet papering the house.
Ben: I have had it. Everybody is accusing me of this, but there is not one scrap 21 of evidence.
Maggie: How about your hundred pounds of 2-ply?
Ben: I'll go to my room.
Mike: You guys being here only made it better. Thank goodness for this storm.
Chrissy: Yeah yeah yeah.
Maggie: Hey the storm, its over.
Chrissy: So I can go?
Jason: Yeah, go on.
Chrissy: Let's go let's go let's go, let's go maties.
Maggie: Chrissy wait for me.
Jason: You didn't have me fooled for a second.
Mike: Oh come on dad, how could you sit there in damp shorts and tell me that?
Carol: Oh great, so everybody is happy now except good old Carol.
Jason: Yep.
Carol: Oh that better be that clown or else…Hello, I'm Carol, Lou-Ann's friend…this is my brother, my father…lets go.
Jason: Did I ever tell you about the Halloween night I had when I was about your age?
Mike: Yeah yeah yeah, with the yellow eyes?
Jason: No, they were orange eyes. But that's getting ahead of the story. It was a Halloween night, much like this…I was about your age..and…I don't have any candy…I got to give them fruit.
Mike: Oh come on dad, don't give them fruit…
Jason: What else do I have?
Mike: Give them some money.
Jason: Yeah, or I could give them one of my kidneys 22.
Larry: Hi, I'm Larry Leaky, Lou-Ann's friend. I m here to pick up..uhm….Carol Seaver.
Jason: You are her date?
Mike: Then who did she leave with?
Carol: I hope Lou-Ann didn't exaggerate too much about me. So what line of work are you in?
Death: Procurement 23.
Carol: Where are we going?
Everyone: Happy Halloween from growing pains.