You make me happy, twitch, 你真让我开心 twitch you make me very happy, 我真是太开心了 our first guests are best friends in real life, 我们第一组嘉宾是生活中的好朋友 and also on their hit show Two Broke Girls. Take a look. 也

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

All this month, our friends at JC Penney 这个月 JC Penny的朋友们 are helping us raise money for breast cancer research. 都在帮助我们为乳腺癌研究基金会筹款 And we thought we would help 既然我们能帮上忙 you would help us

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(40) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Niecy,so much to talk about.Congratulations on Selma.Thank you. 奈希 有很多可以聊 《塞尔玛游行》很成功 恭喜了 谢谢 And also nice to meet you.We've never met before. 而且很高兴认识你 我们从没见过 It's so nice to me

发表于:2019-01-24 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

That's got to be,that's got to be a trip to see your son playing you at that time in your life. 看到你儿子扮演 那个时候的你一定很有意思 It was like a damn Back to the futuremovie.you know what I mean. 简直就像《回到未来》

发表于:2019-01-24 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

what?What kind of psychopath has one drink a week? 搞毛啊 哪种神经病一周喝一杯啊 Who is this person that I'm very afraid of that just goes one,that's it for me. 这个人是谁啊 我很害怕 他说 就一杯 我够了 For the week?Yea

发表于:2019-01-25 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

It's actually not, they decided not to release it. Okay. 不上映了 决定禁播这部电影 好吧 July 17th. July 17th.Yeah, can I stay with you till then? 七月十七日 七月十七啊 在那之前 我可以和你呆一起吗 Because I haven't

发表于:2019-01-28 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I saw there are pictures of you with every... 我看到还有很多你的照片 和每个... That' s my offices.You were in the bushes.That's my parking spot.That's amazing. 那是我的办公室 你们去了灌木丛 那是我的停车位 真不错

发表于:2019-01-28 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

In fact I was met Justin Tuck the other day,Nobody knows who Justin Tuck is,he plays the lines,he's lines for the Giants.and that was a thrill. 事实上前几天我才见到Justin Tuck 没人知道Justin Tuck是谁 他是巨人队的边锋 见到他很

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Heather, when plants convert light into energy to help them grow it's called photosynthesis. 希瑟 植物把光转换成能量 来帮助它们生长 这叫做光合作用 But what is a photo of yourself taken by yourself called? 但把自己给自己拍

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

All right, we love this school and so do our friends at Target. 好了 我们喜欢这所学校 塔吉特百货也是 For years,Target has has committed giving a billion dollars towards education so far, 近些年 塔吉特一直致力于向教育事业

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Our next guest is a hardworking third grade teacher,Who just won $150,000. 今天 下一位嘉宾是一位辛勤工作的三年级教师 她刚刚赢得了15万美元 But what she did with that money. 但是她处理这笔钱的方式 Got her an invi

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

We're back with Shemar Moore and his girlfriend. 这是谢玛摩尔和他的女朋友 We know that raising money for M.S. Is very important to you. 我们知道为M.S.机构筹集善款对你们来说很重要 My mama and millions of others. 对我妈妈

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I can't believe no one else stopped. 我不敢相信当时居然没人停车 But really it's a good thing that you happened to be driving by at that moment. 不过碰巧你开车经过 真是太好了 So you were driving by and you saw the car. 所以你

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Well, I didn't want to just,you know, stand there, looking creepy after you told me no. 你知道 在你跟我说了不用陪你之后 我就不想傻站在那 感觉怪怪的 I got my truck and I just drove around the other side of the gas station a

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

He's so fun, he is a real sweet, he is a gentleman. 他很有趣 非常贴心 很绅士 We're doing all this promo together, for the movie,So we walked the carpet at the Globes together. 我们在一起为这部电影做宣传 所以金球奖的时候我

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

It wouldn't even show an elbow in the 70s. 70年代 连手肘都不露 That's how...It's not risky at all Let's jump forward to 1972.And, I don't know who this is. 这就是 毫不冒险 时间来到1972年 我不认识这人 I'm sorry, I don't...She

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

And, it was...it was pretty rough there. 挺艰辛的 I have to say,I had the experience of moving out here, 我得说 我是22岁时 When I was 22 and it was like going to the moon. 搬了过来 简直像登月一样 you know,I was just getting star

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

And the last thing I remember seeing was my friend's face, 印象里最后一个画面就是我朋友的脸 reaching for me and then I kind of came to and he had fallen over,he was laughing so hard. 冲我伸过手来 我醒来时 他却摔倒了 他笑

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

That's weird,ok.So now you're in this movie and who is in it with you?Oprah Winfrey,yes. 真奇怪 好吧 你现在出演了这部电影 演员还有 奥普拉温弗里 是啊 Did you mom,you know,did you take her on the set of Selma?Did she meet Opr

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

It's April 15th.It's tax day.My audience doesn't care.They don't play their taxes.Bunch of hippies. 已经4月15日了 报税日 观众们才不在乎呢 他们都不缴税的 一群嬉皮士 It's April 15th,it's tax day and fun fact of this year,the

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀