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艾伦脱口秀第388期:真实的警方报告

Now these are real police reports from different local newspapers that you send in for us 这些都是来自一些地方报社真实的警方报告 都是你们寄过来的 Bescurrie Montariel,8:24 pm.A man called police when he saw a small lion cros

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

艾伦脱口秀第412期:真是好日子

I couldn't wait for it.Thank you so much. 我都等不及了 谢谢你 That's really sweet.There's really another day. 真贴心 今天真是好日子 Just really drag ass,I got her poker chips. 只是来去匆匆 我送她扑克筹码 I got her a bi

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

艾伦脱口秀第417期:寄来的照片

That's not right,that's not right.All right,here's something else that is not right. 这样做是不对的 这样做是不对的 还有一些事是不对的 These photos you all sent in for our segment,what's wrong with these photos?photos. 你们为接

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

艾伦脱口秀第190期:共同主持

Oh,really wonderful at this,wonderful.Thank you. 太棒了 太棒了 谢谢 Thanks everybody.Oh boy,have a seat.Thank you so much,Tony. 谢谢各位 哦 天哪 坐下吧 非常感谢 I'm so excited today.So am I. 我今天真激动 我也是 It's won

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

艾伦脱口秀第136期:政治上挺身而出

And you can do that in so many different ways. 所以你可以用不同的方式来实现 Politics is one important form to do it, 政治是一种重要方式 And I'm glad that people were willing to roll up their sleeves. 我也很高兴 有人愿意在

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

艾伦脱口秀第137期:回归正常生活

So you are living...And I visited you there,Portia and I and my brother. 你的住所 我去那里拜访过你 波西亚 我 和我哥哥 We were lucky enough to go see you.But it's a big place, now...It's a big house. 我们很幸运能见到你 不过

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(42) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

艾伦脱口秀第119期:疯狂外星人

It's true that I gave them all the clothes I wore to, uh, not the fitting what he called, 我确实把我穿过的所有衣服都给他们了 嗯 他说衣服大小和人像 the sizing, the... I don't know what they measuring you.They measured you an

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

艾伦脱口秀第118期:获奖感言

And so I YouTube, you know,a Hollywood Walk of Fame acceptance speeches, 所以我上Youtube搜索了 好莱坞星光大道获奖感言 and the first one up, Ellen DeGeneres,the most unhelpful thing I've ever watched. 第一个结果就是 艾伦德杰

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(96) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

艾伦脱口秀第117期:难以置信

And Seal and Heidi Klum were still together.They were the last one. We started to turn the lights on. 那时候希尔和海蒂克拉姆还在一起 他们留到了最后 然后我们把灯开开 We started, like... We start... Take a hint.We turned t

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

艾伦脱口秀第255期:电影首映式

Hi，I don't know why I'm putting a mic on you 嗨 我不知道我为啥要给你麦克风 you are not gonna be able to talk here either, are you? 反正你肯定说不出话了 You all right? I'm good.Take a breathe.Let's do this. 你没事吧 我挺好

发表于:2019-03-02 / 阅读(87) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第149期:多元化表情符号

I like it.You feel like all of the popcorn popped and there's more kernels at the end. 我喜欢这种感觉 好像以为爆米花都崩开了 然后又出现了几声响 I call them woo kernels.Yeah,they're covering up for the awkward silence. 这叫欢

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(107) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第180期:上百个榜单

As you know,ladies and gentlemen,buzz feed,buzz feed,that's a big deal,it publishes hundreds of lists every single day. 大家知道 消息网 消息网每天会发布上百个榜单 But coming up with all these lists is a lot of pressure. 担心想出

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第176期:糊弄警察

I love this story. 我喜欢这则故事 A Nebraska man was arrested after police found a container of marijuana in his car labeled Not weed. 一名内布拉斯加男子被捕 因为警察在他车里发现一箱大麻 上面写着 不是大麻 The m

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第173期:奇葩事情

Cause you got in trouble in public once for annoying people. 你曾因为整人而在公众场合惹上了麻烦 You went to.well,I got it back basically.It backfired. 基本上是我遭到了报复 反被人整 That was birthday party I had a few ye

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(140) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第172期:整人最开心

There you are.Yep. 你在那里 对 So everybody knows what a bear is. 大家都知道什么是熊男 It is a big,you know,it as a big hair man.yeah. 就是毛发浓密的健壮男性 对 Who gay people want to have sex with. 同性恋者想跟他睡觉

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第128期:很酷的事

Thank you so much.I appreciate that.Good to be here. 非常感谢 谢谢 能来这里我很高兴 I just learned you can set a google alert to your own name. 我刚了解 你可以对自己的名字设置谷歌提醒 And google will e-mail you all th

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(108) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

《柯南脱口秀》第95期:汽车着火

We are back.I'm sitting here with the legendary Dick Van Dyke. 欢迎回来 我身边这位是传奇人物迪克范戴克 You had a bit of a scare,a while ago. 你一段时间之前受了点惊吓 Not too long ago you were driving your jaguar right h

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

艾伦脱口秀第298期:激动得睡不着

October 19th,Journal,I just got the new iphone that has siri 10月19日 日记君 我刚刚买了有Siri功能的iphone4s It's amazing.I can tell it to do anything and it does it Siri真是太神奇了 只要动动嘴她就能帮我把任何事儿办了

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(105) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

艾伦脱口秀第245期:表现的十分乐观

your husband is right there,what's your husband's name,Danny,Hi Danny, how are you doing 你的丈夫也来了 你的丈夫叫什么名字 丹尼 嘿 丹尼 你好吗 Oh,God,Hi I love you,I love you too,So where do you live 噢 天啊 我爱你 我也爱

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(148) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

艾伦脱口秀第257期:关注超级碗

That's sweet,thank you,have a sit everybody 真太感人了 谢谢你们 大家请坐 Have a sit,thank you so much，that goes right back to you 谢谢 大家请坐 所有的掌声都还给大家 I appreciate all that energy and it goes right back to

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(191) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀
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