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幽默笑话:守护天使

幽默笑话:守护天使 A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: 有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音： Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. 停！站住不

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(144) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:上帝造人

幽默笑话:上帝造人 A man was wandering around in a field , thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her, 有名男子在田野里徘徊,心里想着他的老婆对他有多么好，他多么幸运拥有她

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(135) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:求职

幽默笑话:求职 Applying for my first job，I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training，I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I go

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(128) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:应用心理学

幽默笑话:应用心理学 After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，What is the usual tip? 一个学生把比萨饼送到老肯恩家，肯恩问:你一般要多少小费? Well，replied the youth， This is my first t

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:学地理

幽默笑话:学地理 Misha is a pupil in Grade 5 and has just begun studying geography. One day after supper, Misha's father asked Do you like geography，Misha? 米沙是小学五年级的学生，刚开始学地理。一天晚饭后，他爸爸问他

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:好心帮忙

幽默笑话:好心帮忙 Creighton was going along a square when he saw a little boy trying to reach the knocker of a large house. 当克莱顿教授沿着一个广场走着的时候，他看见一个小家伙正试图抓住一所大房子的门环。

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:心存好意

幽默笑话:心存好意 One day a boy came to his teacher and said:Teacher，my dad wants to know if you like roasted pork. 一天有个男孩去对他老师说:老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。 I certainly do，said the teache

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:写作文

幽默笑话:写作文 One day in class，the teacher assigned his students to write a compositionIf I Am a Manager. 一天，在作文课上，老师给同学们布置了一篇作文，题目是假如我是个经理。 All the students began to writ

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:抽象画

幽默笑话:抽象画 One day on the drawing class，the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing. 一天美术课上，老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。 After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:难分胜负

幽默笑话:难分胜负 Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher Mr. Black，Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream. 迈克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:对不起，我迟到了，老师。我梦

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:睡前祷告

幽默笑话:睡前祷告 Julia was saying her bedtime prayers.Please God，she said，Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly. 朱丽叶在做睡前祷告。上帝啊，她说道，让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:太阳和月亮

幽默笑话:太阳和月亮 Tom and his classmate，Jerry，are talking about the sun and the moon. Jerry asks，Which of them is more useful? 汤姆和他的同学杰瑞正在讨论太阳和月亮的话题。杰瑞问:它们中哪一个更有用? T

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

最丑的孩子&小心有狗

幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的两则英语幽默，希望能让大

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(87) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

【老外的幽默】Be good for nothing

Be good for nothing A little boy says to his mother,

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(104) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默学习第十五期

For our 10th anniversary my wife and I vacationed in Hawaii, where we went snorkeling. After an hour in the water everyone got back on the boat, except for one beautiful young woman and me. As I conti

发表于:2019-01-29 / 阅读(109) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话两则 （双语）

第一则：聪明的儿子 One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn't write address and addressee's name on the envelope. After the son comes back, the father asks him: Yo

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

幽默爱情诗

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻， Marrying you has screwed up my life。 我这辈子就毁在你手里。 2. I see your face when I am dreaming。 你的容颜依稀入梦境， That's wh

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

幽默学习第二期

发表于:2019-02-03 / 阅读(100) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：一名伟人

A Great Man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 一名伟人 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(243) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：右腿

The Right Leg Proctor（exceedingly angry）：So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair？ Soph．（meekly）：The right leg，sir． 右腿 学监

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(257) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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